Posted: 12/15/2008 9:29:50 AM EDT
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Woman reports attempted pot theft
The Chronicle-Telegram Staff LORAIN — A Lorain woman told police a thief tried to steal a brick of marijuana just minutes before she was assaulted by her boyfriend for waking him up when she screamed for help. The woman told police that about 4:10 a.m. Friday, as she was leaving her boyfriend’s North Central Drive home, an unidentified male grabbed her from behind as she was trying to open the door to her boyfriend’s car. The male tried to force her out of the way to grab a brick of marijuana inside the car, but when he dropped it, she picked it up and ran toward her boyfriend’s home, police said. She began screaming and beating frantically on her boyfriend’s front door, but he did not answer because he was passed out after a night of drinking and smoking marijuana, police said. When he finally did open the door, he was so furious about her waking him up that they got into a shoving match and he shoved her face-first into a wall, according to police. She told police she did not want to file domestic violence charges against her boyfriend but was only concerned with the attempted theft of the drugs. The boyfriend left minutes before officers arrived and took the marijuana with him, the woman told police. LOLWTFBBQPOT!?!?!?  
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Actually, that kind of shit happens all the time.
Went on a family dispute call one time, the door was opened by a naked crack-head (Ugh!  ), who informed us that she had given her old man some money to buy crack, but that he had smoked all of said crack on the way home.
When we asked her just what the fuck she wanted us to do about it, she relied (very indignantly), "I wants you to get me my money or my crack!". We suggested she call "The People's Court", and then went our merry way. |
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... just ... wow. Damn you Gonzo, that was what I was going to type, VERBATIM!  Yeah, standard answer for shit like this. What the hell else can you say? I can't believe how stupid people are, and I hate the fact that I'm constantly reminded of it. I'd rather they be out of sight, out of mind, until Darwin kicks in... but that motherfucker must be on a union break 
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Actually, that kind of shit happens all the time. Went on a family dispute call one time, the door was opened by a naked crack-head (Ugh! ), who informed us that she had given her old man some money to buy crack, but that he had smoked all of said crack on the way home.
When we asked her just what the fuck she wanted us to do about it, she relied (very indignantly), "I wants you to get me my money or my crack!". We suggested she call "The People's Court", and then went our merry way. Ha ha, that's great. I'm always amazed by the mentality of people like this. Really, what (at any point) makes sense to them to call police in situations like this?... I don't think we'll ever really know. |