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12/6/2008 8:35:32 AM EDT
So I was extremely depressed after seeing all the price increases on EE ! I was in fact suicidal. So as any intelligent suicidal person would do, I called the suicide hot line.
I waited on hold for over 30 minutes, began to get frustrated and asked to speak to a manager. I get transferred over to a call center in Pakistan. I speak my mind and proceed to tell him I am suicidal. They get all excited and ask if I know how to drive a truck or fly a plane.

Crazy huh!
12/6/2008 8:36:27 AM EDT
[#1]
haha
12/6/2008 8:37:04 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
So I was extremely depressed after seeing all the price increases on EE ! I was in fact suicidal. So as any intelligent suicidal person would do, I called the suicide hot line.
I waited on hold for over 30 minutes, began to get frustrated and asked to speak to a manager. I get transferred over to a call center in Pakistan. I speak my mind and proceed to tell him I am suicidal. They get all excited and ask if I know how to drive a truck or fly a plane.

Crazy huh!


Umm, yep!
12/6/2008 8:37:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Good one!
12/6/2008 8:40:09 AM EDT
[#4]
I've seen variants of that before, but it's still good for a laugh!
12/6/2008 8:43:31 AM EDT
[#5]
That's a good one.

It actually would be funny to call up the suicide hotline and when they ask why you're suicidal, tell them that you were trying to tie the noose and couldn't get it right so you've decided to end it all.

12/6/2008 8:50:22 AM EDT
[#6]
dibs on guns?
12/6/2008 8:51:22 AM EDT
[#7]