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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Raising Arizona (Page 1 of 2)

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12/5/2008 9:52:00 AM EDT
I'm walking in here on my knees, Ed, a free man proposing. Howdy, Kurt.
12/5/2008 9:54:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Evelle: Do they blow up in funny shapes?

Grocer: Nope. Unless round's funny.

ETR: & ETA:
12/5/2008 9:54:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Turn to the right!
12/5/2008 9:55:05 AM EDT
[#3]
Best movie ever made.
12/5/2008 9:56:11 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Turn to the right!



You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower.
12/5/2008 9:58:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Son, you got a panty on your head.
12/5/2008 9:58:34 AM EDT
[#6]
"never leave a man behind!"
12/5/2008 9:59:18 AM EDT
[#7]
Ed's insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase..
12/5/2008 9:59:23 AM EDT
[#8]
Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

12/5/2008 10:00:18 AM EDT
[#9]
"Do it my way or WATCH YER BUTT!"

"Hell, they're all disgruntled, I ain't runnin' a damn daisy farm!"

12/5/2008 10:01:06 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Best movie ever made.


Definitely worth watching again and again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xChjOANir8Q
12/5/2008 10:02:42 AM EDT
[#11]
I live about 4 minutes from where that movie was filmed. You can barely recognize any of it now. My in-laws wanted to know what Arizona was like and so I played that movie for them. I was laughing the entire time... I don't think they cracked a smile.

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
....
old man: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
old man: Okay then.
12/5/2008 10:02:53 AM EDT
[#12]
"do you have balloons that blow up into funny shapes?"

"Well no, unless you think round is funny"
12/5/2008 10:05:28 AM EDT
[#13]
Great movie! First one I ever saw Nicholas Cage in (except did Valley Girl come out first? If so, that may have been the first)
12/5/2008 10:05:48 AM EDT
[#14]
"My friends call me Lenny but I ain't got no friends."
12/5/2008 10:06:26 AM EDT
[#15]
They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."   Repeat offender!  Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?

No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.

You're not just telling us what we want to hear?

No, sir, no way.

'Cause we just want to hear the truth.

Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Yes, sir.

Okay, then.
12/5/2008 10:07:07 AM EDT
[#16]
Well ok then.

A true classic!
12/5/2008 10:07:47 AM EDT
[#17]
"Hi...you're young and you got your health. What do you want with a job?"
12/5/2008 10:09:31 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm talkin' about wife swappin', Hi!
12/5/2008 10:10:51 AM EDT
[#19]
"Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends."


"These [balloons] blow up into funny shapes and all?"
"Well no... unless round is funny."


"Everybody freeze!  Everybody down on the ground!"
"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion."
12/5/2008 10:11:31 AM EDT
[#20]
Best movie fight scene (2nd only to RR Piper & K. David in They Live):

4:05  Textured ceiling FTW

6:24  "I'm a changed man!"

8:01  "Well, no...unless round is funny."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe-JLKRDBAU

12/5/2008 10:12:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see...

ETA - damn, beat me
12/5/2008 10:13:04 AM EDT
[#22]
Prison Counselor––"Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?"

Huge Black Inmate–– "Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard"

Hilarious.

pato
12/5/2008 10:13:47 AM EDT
[#23]
FBI agent: Can you describe the jammies in question, Sir?
Nathan Arizona: I don't know - they're jammies! They've got Yodas and shit on 'em!
12/5/2008 10:13:51 AM EDT
[#24]
These were the salad days
12/5/2008 10:14:40 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Evelle: Do they blow up in funny shapes?

Grocer: Nope. Unless round's funny.



Oh you lose!!!!!!  First you post a  then you go back and edit with a quote!

Ok, we'll let it slide....it's a good quote.  You can play
12/5/2008 10:16:12 AM EDT
[#26]
I feared there would be no return to the salad bowl days.

And, gawd...his HAIR should have gotten an oscar for it's performance.

One of my favorite movies ever.  I need to have a Raising Az and big Lewbowski marathon soon...
12/5/2008 10:17:22 AM EDT
[#27]
"All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons. "

"We don't want no reward. We didn't bring him back for money. "

"We can work it that way, too!"
12/5/2008 10:17:33 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:


And, gawd...his HAIR should have gotten an oscar for it's performance.

...


Seriously though....that was excellent!  The "look" was a huge part of the overall "funny"



12/5/2008 10:17:55 AM EDT
[#29]
"repeat offender"
12/5/2008 10:23:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I live about 4 minutes from where that movie was filmed. You can barely recognize any of it now. My in-laws wanted to know what Arizona was like and so I played that movie for them. I was laughing the entire time... I don't think they cracked a smile.

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
....
old man: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
old man: Okay then.

Nice.  I love messin' w/ the in-laws.  

Awesome scene.
12/5/2008 10:25:06 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:


And, gawd...his HAIR should have gotten an oscar for it's performance.

...


Seriously though....that was excellent!  The "look" was a huge part of the overall "funny"






Like how the wife, that just gave birth to 7 kids, was skinny as a rail?
12/5/2008 10:26:45 AM EDT
[#32]
Holly Hunter is one sexy little broad.
12/5/2008 10:26:49 AM EDT
[#33]

One of my all time favorite movies.

Soooo many classic lines, absolutely hilarious ...
12/5/2008 10:29:35 AM EDT
[#34]
...maybe it was Utah.
12/5/2008 10:45:23 AM EDT
[#35]
Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.

Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?

Can you give us an indication why?

Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
12/5/2008 10:47:31 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Turn to the right!



Auuwright then!
12/5/2008 10:49:47 AM EDT
[#37]
I'll be takin these Huggies and all the money in your cash drawer.
12/5/2008 10:52:09 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."   Repeat offender!  Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?

No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.

You're not just telling us what we want to hear?

No, sir, no way.

'Cause we just want to hear the truth.

Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Yes, sir.

Okay, then.


That is my absolute favorite part! I also like the part with his boss over and he throws peanuts at the boy"Look at ol' malikai,he's a sly one! He already knows his ABC's"
"Watch this! Hit the deck boah!"

12/5/2008 10:53:24 AM EDT
[#39]
12/5/2008 10:57:01 AM EDT
[#40]
I spent six weeks in England with only two movies to watch, Raising Arizona and Goodfellas.  I could quote the entire movie back then.  I love Raising Arizona.
12/5/2008 11:02:33 AM EDT
[#41]
he was especially hard on the little things....

A definite classic.  I love this movie.
12/5/2008 11:44:49 AM EDT
[#42]
Tex Cobb was a genuine badass.  He took everything Larry Holmes could throw.
12/5/2008 11:55:33 AM EDT
[#43]
Raising Arizona Diaper Robbery Scene

12/5/2008 12:04:47 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
I'll be takin these Huggies and all the money in your cash drawer.



This!

Love that part... then the kid pulls out that hand cannon!!!
12/5/2008 12:06:43 PM EDT
[#45]
I DONNO! They were jammies...they had Yodas and shit on 'em.

12/5/2008 12:12:44 PM EDT
[#46]
I swear to God.....my BIL was the template for Cage's character.  Life is never dull with that boy around
12/5/2008 12:19:05 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
These were the salad days


I use that expression daily.
12/5/2008 12:20:01 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Tex Cobb was a genuine badass.  He took everything Larry Holmes could throw.



" 'Course, them was 1954 dollars"

12/5/2008 12:23:53 PM EDT
[#49]
"Dumb luck, that"

"I don't know,... maybe it was Utah"
12/5/2008 12:27:24 PM EDT
[#50]
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