[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tighty whities (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/5/2008 7:27:49 AM EDT
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I don't have any clean underwear this morning so I dug through the dresser and found a couple pairs of tighty whities I haven't worn in years.
These are the most hideous things ever. Who actually looks good in these? If I was a woman, I'd laugh at any man in these. 
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| I've been wearing briefs for the past 2 years or so. Boxers cut off the circlation to my thighs and boxer briefs end up riding up to look like briefs after a couple of hours. My wife likes my underwear but they aren's white flyfront briefs like grandpa used to wear. |
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You guys wear underwear? http://murderfreeball.ytmnd.com/ |
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I've been wearing briefs for the past 2 years or so. Boxers cut off the circlation to my thighs and boxer briefs end up riding up to look like briefs after a couple of hours. My wife likes my underwear but they aren's white flyfront briefs like grandpa used to wear. Banana hammock? |
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Its easy to pick out the Speedo wearers in this thread. Speedo wearers |
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Hanes 34s since I was 18 years old. I like having my man purse supported. No kidding. I guess those whose junk doesn't hang far enough to go down their leg can wear boxers successfully, however.  So what do you do with your massive junk tuck it under your gooch or strap it to your belly button with the elastic band? 
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Hanes 34s since I was 18 years old. I like having my man purse supported. No kidding. I guess those whose junk doesn't hang far enough to go down their leg can wear boxers successfully, however. So what do you do with your massive junk tuck it under your gooch or strap it to your belly button with the elastic band? Do you really want to know? 
Edit: That unflattering pic of VP Cheney comes to mind.
*No need to post it. |
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You guys wear underwear? Yep. Getting your pecker hung in a zipper will convince you in a hurry. Boxers only. HAHAHA I've done that....had a few American Pie moments with my dick or sack getting caught in the zipper before....hurts like a bitch and usually draws blood 
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You guys wear underwear? Yep. Getting your pecker hung in a zipper will convince you in a hurry. Boxers only. HAHAHA I've done that....had a few American Pie There's Something About Mary moments with my dick or sack getting caught in the zipper before....hurts like a bitch and usually draws blood 
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Want to know whats worse than wearing tighty-whities on laundry day? Wearing loaner tighty-whities from your employer.
I went to a training class that involved hands-on hazmat stuff, including deconing out after exposure. Well, nothing you were wearing would be returned to you, so they had complete sets of loaner clothing. Converse shoes, cheap socks, bland t-shirts, and tighty-whities, etc. I went through the pile until I found a pair with a wash tag that said they'd never been used before, some other guys werent so lucky and one pair we saw even had a skid mark. 
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Hanes 34s since I was 18 years old. I like having my man purse supported. No kidding. I guess those whose junk doesn't hang far enough to go down their leg can wear boxers successfully, however. So what do you do with your massive junk tuck it under your gooch or strap it to your belly button with the elastic band? Well I twist the purple baby making monster into a spiral sorta thing to make it manageable and then spread the jewels apart and kinda position the whole assembly betwixt them. Looks like a big fucking cinnamon bun between two hairy kaiser rolls. Hey, you asked, Tiny. 
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I've been wearing briefs for the past 2 years or so. Boxers cut off the circlation to my thighs and boxer briefs end up riding up to look like briefs after a couple of hours. My wife likes my underwear but they aren's white flyfront briefs like grandpa used to wear. This....except the wife part. |
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I can't decide which personality disorder would cause a man to check himself out in the mirror in his underwear. I'm sure that's the root of it, though.  Who doesn't check themselves out in the mirror? [>:/] I work out hard at the gym and a quick once over lets me know if it's been paying off and if the back is getting too wooly. |