[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Favorite Simpsons quote? (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:13:11 PM EDT
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Mine is (are):
Bart: "Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!" Homer: "I'm not not licking toads." Homer: "Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?" Ned: What did the aliens look like? Homer: Well, I only saw them from the back 'cause they were so busy gang-probing you. |
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"I hate every Ape I see, from ChimpanA to ChimpanZee!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVr1n1ha-LA |
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Quoted:
Lisa: Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!  "Really Lisa? Without it, the King of England could just march in here and start pushing you around. Would you like that? *shove* huh? *shove* wouldaja??? *shove*" |
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Quoted:
"Talking out of turn, that's a paddling. Staring out the window, that's a paddling. Looking at my sandals, that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe, you bet that's a paddling." - Jasper Sigline adopted from this. "Then Jasper got his beard stuck in the pencil sharpener" - Lisa "Maybe if we *crank crank* OH! hmmm maybe if I *crank crank* UHHHH, yer on yer own! *runs off* " - Grandpa. |
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Homer: If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?
––––––––––––––––––––- (same episode) Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, maaagical animal. |
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Homer's conversation with Lisa about how things are going to be done "around here" after changing his name to Max Power
Homer: "There's 3 ways to do things: The right way; The wrong way; And the Max Power way" Lisa: "Isn't that the wrong way" Homer: "Yes, only faster!" Same Episode: Marge: "Homie, want to snuggle?" Homer "You don't snuggle with Max Power! You strap yourself in and hold on for the ride!" |
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Homer: Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car; you have 10 minutes; your car has been impounded; your car has been crushed into a cube; you have 30 minutes to move your cube. <phone rings> Hello, Mr. Burns' office?
Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube? |
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Marge: "Careful of the apple pie on the seat."
Grampa: "Uh oh!" Marge: "Grampa, are you sitting on the pie?" Grampa: "I sure hope so." Grampa: "That's not a war story! I'll tell ya a war story! I was on PT109 with John F. Kennedy. I was the first to discover his terrible secret." [flashback] Kennedy: "Ich bin ein Berliner." Grampa: "He's a Nazi! Get him!" Bart: "Look at that hunk of junk." Grampa: "Oh, jeeh, you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did." Bart: "So how do you know so much about American history?" Grampa: "I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets." |