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11/15/2008 11:50:04 AM EDT
Just got back from the gun store.



Was finger banging a brand new Colt 6920 they had in.  They usually don't have any Colts in their racks, much less 6920s.



Place was pretty crowded, and this middle aged woman walks over to me, making a point of singling me out because I was the only one looking at EBRs.



She pretends like she is looking at them too, and then she turns to me and announces:



"Why does anyone need to buy one of THOSE?!?" - more of a statement than a question.



I didn't say anything, just kept minding my own business as it is my policy to do.  She hissed something very shrew-like, and went back to the counter to be with who I presume was her husband.  I think he was buying a handgun.



My problem is, I can never think of snappy comebacks when stuff like this happens.  Ten minutes later, I can think of a half a dozen things I should have said, but at the time, I am usually just plain stunned at the rudeness of people.



May God help us, because these people are in the majority of government now.




11/15/2008 11:51:40 AM EDT
[#1]
She just wanted to have sex with you. That was her way of starting a conversation.
11/15/2008 11:51:47 AM EDT
[#2]
To shoot people, duh
11/15/2008 11:51:53 AM EDT
[#3]
"Fuck you" would have done nicely.
11/15/2008 11:53:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Some chick came in to the range pro shop to buy a pistol while I was test fitting a viking sling on the Petitioner the other day and a she walked by she commented "That thing looks dangerous!"



I said "Um, yeah, that's kindof the point."
11/15/2008 11:53:36 AM EDT
[#5]
Because it's my right granted to me by our founding fathers.
11/15/2008 11:53:51 AM EDT
[#6]
She wanted you to close one of her eyes with a nice batch of man-seed.



Missed your chance because you don't know the signs.


11/15/2008 11:54:11 AM EDT
[#7]
It's not about need, it's about want. I want this EBR and I want you to go away. see simple concept. Any more questions for me?
11/15/2008 11:54:12 AM EDT
[#8]
She was actually transferring her anger at her husband on to you. She doesn't like him buying a gun.
11/15/2008 11:54:18 AM EDT
[#9]
"Fuck you, that's why."



Or



"To kill people."
11/15/2008 11:54:19 AM EDT
[#10]
next time, punch in taco, repeat as need
11/15/2008 11:54:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Because it's my right guaranteed to me by our founding fathers.


Fixed.
11/15/2008 11:54:58 AM EDT
[#12]
"I don't need it.  I want it."
11/15/2008 11:55:05 AM EDT
[#13]
1)  Rob a bank

To go postal

If you're pissed off at your _________

To kill people


then after that


2)  So you have pockets for things

The same reason you buy pants with pockets



11/15/2008 11:55:50 AM EDT
[#14]
should have ask, "what do you know about these?"
Her, "nothing"
You, "Maybe you shouldn't talk about stuff you know nothing about"

Needed, 80% of stuff in people houses are not needed to live, but the go broke buying them
11/15/2008 11:56:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
She was actually transferring her anger at her husband on to you. She doesn't like him buying a gun.


+1
11/15/2008 12:00:30 PM EDT
[#16]
i never get that question...... i just get "thats a serious gun" still not quite sure what makes the AR more serious then other guns

i normally tell them to stop talking about things they don't understand

and if that don't work i just smile and say.... cause i like it and its pruddy STFU
11/15/2008 12:00:35 PM EDT
[#17]
My standard reply for moonbat bitches is

"Maam, anyone who knows you has my sympathy".  

The look on their faces is priceless.
11/15/2008 12:01:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Just got back from the gun store.

Was finger banging a brand new Colt 6920 they had in.  They usually don't have any Colts in their racks, much less 6920s.

Place was pretty crowded, and this middle aged woman walks over to me, making a point of singling me out because I was the only one looking at EBRs.

She pretends like she is looking at them too, and then she turns to me and announces:

"Why does anyone need to buy one of THOSE?!?" - more of a statement than a question.

I didn't say anything, just kept minding my own business as it is my policy to do.  She hissed something very shrew-like, and went back to the counter to be with who I presume was her husband.  I think he was buying a handgun.

My problem is, I can never think of snappy comebacks when stuff like this happens.  Ten minutes later, I can think of a half a dozen things I should have said, but at the time, I am usually just plain stunned at the rudeness of people.

May God help us, because these people are in the majority of government now.



L'esprit d 'escalier.
11/15/2008 12:03:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Look over at her husband and ask loudly, "Why would anyone marry one of THOSE?"
11/15/2008 12:04:03 PM EDT
[#20]
This is the actual problem

She was actually transferring her anger at her husband on to you. She doesn't like him buying a gun.


And this is (Or would have been) an epic answer.

It's not about need, it's about want. I want this EBR and I want you to go away. see simple concept. Any more questions for me?
11/15/2008 12:04:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
should have ask, "what do you know about these?"
Her, "nothing"
You, "Maybe you shouldn't talk about stuff you know nothing about"


Perfect answer.
11/15/2008 12:07:10 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Look over at her husband and ask loudly, "Why would anyone marry one of THOSE?"


Because you never see women without their husband in the gun shop right so she must be married? Lol.

Anway I just ignore people like that. If you feel you must say something.

"To kill annoying people who ask dumb fuck questions in stores".
11/15/2008 12:07:20 PM EDT
[#23]
Say "The purple donkey flies at midnight." and then wink.

11/15/2008 12:07:22 PM EDT
[#24]
I always say

"The voices in my head told me to buy it"

That always throws them off.
11/15/2008 12:13:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Just got back from the gun store.

Was finger banging a brand new Colt 6920 they had in.  They usually don't have any Colts in their racks, much less 6920s.

Place was pretty crowded, and this middle aged woman walks over to me, making a point of singling me out because I was the only one looking at EBRs.

She pretends like she is looking at them too, and then she turns to me and announces:

"Why does anyone need to buy one of THOSE?!?" - more of a statement than a question.

I didn't say anything, just kept minding my own business as it is my policy to do.  She hissed something very shrew-like, and went back to the counter to be with who I presume was her husband.  I think he was buying a handgun.

My problem is, I can never think of snappy comebacks when stuff like this happens.  Ten minutes later, I can think of a half a dozen things I should have said, but at the time, I am usually just plain stunned at the rudeness of people.

May God help us, because these people are in the majority of government now.



When does necessity have anything to do with 95% of life?  I don't need my tv, my guitar, my couches, etc... I like having them.  Enough said.
11/15/2008 12:18:04 PM EDT
[#26]
Stupid bitches like this will be running our lives vicariously through the Marxist Black Panther they voted for Nov. 5th.



11/15/2008 12:20:44 PM EDT
[#27]
"Because I don't like people"
11/15/2008 12:20:51 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
"Fuck you" would have done nicely.




Close. Better yet would've been, "Fuck you, cunt, and the jackass who birthed you."    
11/15/2008 12:24:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Because it's my right guaranteed to me by our founding fathers.


Fixed.


Yes you are right.

I just hope it is guaranteed.
11/15/2008 12:26:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Look over at her husband and ask loudly, "Why would anyone marry one of THOSE?"


Because you never see women without their husband in the gun shop right so she must be married? Lol.



The OP said that the woman was with someone who he presumed to be her husband.
11/15/2008 12:26:49 PM EDT
[#31]
"Because those f––king zombies won't kill themselves."
11/15/2008 12:27:25 PM EDT
[#32]
"Need has nothing  to do with it."
11/15/2008 12:30:08 PM EDT
[#33]
What store was this? I have been looking for another 6920
11/15/2008 12:31:44 PM EDT
[#34]
This is easy. You just butt stroke the bitch and walk off. No talking needed
11/15/2008 12:52:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
May God help us, because these people are in the majority of government now.


They've held the white house for 20 years.  


Why is it only now people are taking notice?

11/15/2008 1:01:21 PM EDT
[#36]
last month I went to the gun shop I use to get some ammo and reloading stuff and I

picked up a better sound mod ( silencer )for my 10/22 , right at the same time an airgun shooter was getting the same .





him, can I have a silencer for my airgun  ?



owner, yes £35 please



me can I have a sound moderator or my 10/22 please ?



owner yes  , can I see you F A C  to check that you have have permission to purchase one  and let me enter it on our computer and print you a letter to send to your local police firearms dept and we will also fill in the sale on your FAC and inform the police

and £35 please.



me and the airgun man got the same item and he just looked at me as  if to say

WTF I had to explain the law to him .



and that's a shooter , ok airgun but still a shooter who knows nothing about the law



so to see all the new gun owners in the USA say one gun is ok and another is bad just makes me think who many will die with the same gun as they will not use it when needed.



john



And propagate obama

11/15/2008 1:02:26 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
She was actually transferring her anger at her husband on to you. She doesn't like him buying a gun.


^

11/15/2008 1:03:07 PM EDT
[#38]
You should have called over to her husband and told him to keep her mouth shut.  If that was my shop I would have tossed her out of it.
11/15/2008 1:04:53 PM EDT
[#39]
"Are you done? " is always a fun way to respond to just about any comment.

Kharn
11/15/2008 1:04:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
My standard reply for moonbat bitches is

"Maam, anyone who knows you has my sympathy".  

The look on their faces is priceless.


Im going to use that next time i get asked some shit like that. Then again, i have only been asked once why i would need an EBR....
11/15/2008 1:05:20 PM EDT
[#41]
"To protect the rights of totally ignorant people...Such as yourself, Mam...Now back in line before you get kicked in the taco!"
11/15/2008 1:07:11 PM EDT
[#42]
“To protect myself from the zombies.”

“Because the braindead libtards don’t want me to.”

“Haven’t you ever seen Red Dawn?”

“Because free people own weapons and I like being free.”
11/15/2008 1:07:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Stare directly at her for a ten count, without saying a word, then yell "BOO!"

See if she doesn't actually fall down trying to get away.
11/15/2008 1:14:23 PM EDT
[#44]
"I could eat a box of Alpha Bits and crap a better question than that."
11/15/2008 1:18:18 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Stare directly at her for a ten count, without saying a word, then yell "BOO!"

See if she doesn't actually fall down trying to get away.


11/15/2008 1:18:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Tell her,
Lady if ya wanna bang me,lets skip the small talk!
11/15/2008 1:19:56 PM EDT
[#47]
"For killing annoying bitches who don't MYOB."
11/15/2008 1:22:47 PM EDT
[#48]
I was questioned the same way at a gun store once by some chick. I said  "Buisness AND pleasure"
11/15/2008 1:24:18 PM EDT
[#49]
Why must the response be negative?

You could have used the opportunity to describe how freakin' awesume it is to send mass quantities of lead down range.

Why not invite her to join you at the range.

My wife did not understand until she shot my HK91 for the first time.
You could not have beat the smile off her face.
11/15/2008 1:25:17 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
To shoot people, duh


+1  lol

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