By accident, John McCain and Barrack Obama wound up at the same barber shop at the same time.







Obama's barber finished his work and asked Obama if he wanted some
aftershave/cologne splashed on his face. Obama said "no, best skip
that. If I show up at home with that, Michelle would think I'd been to
a whorehouse"







Shortly thereafter McCain's barber finished up and asked McCain if he'd
like some cologne applied. McCain said "sure why not, makes me feel
freshened up".







Barber said, "well are you sure this won't cause a problem with Cindy"?
McCain replied "Nah, Cindy wouldn't know what a whorehouse smells like".