[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Candy Corn (Page 1 of 3)
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That and those anonymous pseudo-peanut butter candies that come in the plain black or orange wrappers were always a disappointment to find in the goody bag. This sums it up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCDsOAYiaqY |
+1 last year I heard a bump late night, so I bladed 45, massive adrealine dump. Went down stairs and some guy in a suit was dumping my left over candy corn in a bag, I said "YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY CANDY CORN". Then he turn on his rocket backpack and was out of the house be for I could cap his ass.
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One of my favorite Lewis Black skits. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KpkvmBOnuw |
That mother fucker! Out of my cold dead hands will you have to pry my candy corn. And none of the brown tipped shit either. Standard issue yellow, orange, white. |
HAHAHA That was a good one. |
Your kid watch Noggin to huh! |
lol, yup she sure does. We turn it on for the baby sometimes. My wife went around singing that song the whole day when she heard it. |
Whose reregistered account are you? |
+87 million I don't buy it unless I can get a big package. I go to Walmart and buy a half dozen of the 1lbs packages at a time. I eat them until I'm sick, and then keep going for a while more. I eat them until my teeth are covered in an inch of wax and my saliva is the consistency of molasses. I CAN'T STOP EATING IT!!!! |


s teeth!


