Posted: 10/20/2008 7:02:53 AM EDT
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I just got the crap scared out of me a few minutes ago by a troop of macaques that were fighting out on the corrugated plastic roof over my patio, and then dropped down in for a couple of minutes, fighting. As the patio light switch is outside, I wasn't able to get enough light to take a pic, but here's a news story about one of the little bastards the cops shot back in May: www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=6be54039-e281-43c2-9ff4-89544e93002a I tell ya, they make a hell of a racket! I thought it was a cat fight, at first. There were only about 5 of them, but they sure were going at it, and just as quickly got out of Dodge. They come from the Wat Phnom temple about 3 blocks away from my house, and use the electric and telephone wires to travel around. This is the first time they've been like this, though. What round do you use for monkey?  I know I wouldn't eat one, knowing what THEY eat!
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 I'm certainly not going to try to get into the middle of something like that with only a knife!
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You mission should you choose to accept it.........AND YOU WILL! Set up a NV camera overlooking the patio roof and plant a few knives up there for the little guys to use. Youtube monkey knife fights are for sure to win the interwebz 
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always bring a gun to a monkey knife fight. |
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I had it ready for a monkey fightin thread. 
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Dude, stay the hell away from them. I HATE monkeys and a 20 kilo monkey can kick your ass We got something like them on the golf courses in Thailand and the caddies are scared shitless of them. But, I do believe if you could arm yourself that ANY firearm would do the trick. 9mm would be like a hammer to a 20 kilo animal. And since I hate them bastards I'd like pictures 
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You need a blow-gun then, with curare laced darts. |