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10/5/2008 8:27:15 PM EDT
How do you deal with them.

I shoot them in the face with a 10/22 and an AR15 when they are far away.

Discuss.
10/5/2008 8:27:51 PM EDT
[#1]
10/5/2008 8:28:26 PM EDT
[#2]
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.
10/5/2008 8:28:46 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.


True
10/5/2008 8:29:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Tell them they can't vote for Obama, since they're dead.  They will fall down and "die" again from the disappointment
10/5/2008 8:29:51 PM EDT
[#5]
There is always the option of chaining them up in your shed and keeping them there to play video games with.

No biting, though.
10/5/2008 8:30:04 PM EDT
[#6]
what did a zombie ever do to you?

whats with all the zombie hate here i mean its 2008 and the election

is a month away we got bigger things to worry about..
10/5/2008 8:32:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Best advice is to go out and buy The Zombie Survival Guide. I found a copy at Books-A-Million and I'm sure you can find it on Amazon.com.

You've got the imoprtant part though. You have to go for the head. You can cut the body off from the head and it'll crawl at you on it's lips to get to you. You have to destroy the grey matter to survive.
10/5/2008 8:33:28 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.


You can't domesticate a zombie.
10/5/2008 8:33:53 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Best advice is to go out and buy The Zombie Survival Guide. I found a copy at Books-A-Million and I'm sure you can find it on Amazon.com.

You've got the imoprtant part though. You have to go for the head. You can cut the body off from the head and it'll crawl at you on it's lips to get to you. You have to destroy the grey matter to survive.


True.
10/5/2008 8:34:32 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.


You can't domesticate a zombie.


No but you can put them to labor or something I am sure.
10/5/2008 8:35:07 PM EDT
[#11]
titanium crowbar.
10/5/2008 8:37:32 PM EDT
[#12]
1. Acquire centerfire semiauto magazine fed long arm

2. Acquire plenty of ammunition and magazines

3. Acquire target....

4. ????????

5. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!
10/5/2008 8:41:23 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.


You can't domesticate a zombie.


No but you can put them to labor or something I am sure.


It's not worth the risk. It's like keeping a pet alligator. It's not a matter of if[/i[ you are going to be bitten but when are you going to be bitten. Only difference is when you get bitten you become one of them.

Rest assured, if you are my neighbor and I find you keeping zombies in your shed you will be in my sights as well.

Sorry, just they way it is when you're up against zombies.
10/5/2008 9:38:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Gun store then shoot them from the roof
10/5/2008 9:44:58 PM EDT
[#15]

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Gun store then shoot them from the roof


did not work out to well for Andy


10/5/2008 9:47:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Zombies for Obama.
Because unarmed people are easier to eat.
10/5/2008 9:59:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Register them to vote, as Democrats.
10/5/2008 10:10:46 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
How do you deal with them.

I shoot them in the face with a 10/22 and an AR15 when they are far away.

Discuss.


Just remember, the more you kill, the more you shrink Obama's key voting block.
10/5/2008 10:19:36 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
befriend them, turn them into slaves. Lets face it, whether its right or not - slavery gets shit done.


You can't domesticate a zombie.


Never seen " Fido " huh?
10/5/2008 10:20:12 PM EDT
[#20]
www.zombiehunters.org/forum
10/5/2008 10:23:24 PM EDT
[#21]

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Tell them they can't vote for Obama, since they're dead.  They will fall down and "die" again from the disappointment


There are several cities/states in which being dead is no impediment to voting.
10/5/2008 11:45:02 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Tell them they can't vote for Obama, since they're dead.  They will fall down and "die" again from the disappointment


Death is irrelevant to Democratic vote counters.

As far as how to deal with them: MASSIVE TRAUMA to the brain, or decapitation, is the only way. Just watch "Shaun of the Dead." They actually get it RIGHT in that movie (after wasting a few dozen rare and/or valuable vinyl LPs).

ETA

As to 'dealing with them...'

Large-caliber weapon, shot to brain pan, no more problem (except for the messy clean-up). The IDEAL weapon would be a 30-shot AR in 12 Gauge! (Hmmmm..... my next build?)