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Posted: 10/2/2008 7:15:54 PM EDT

Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:16:47 PM EDT

[#1]

Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:17:25 PM EDT

[#2]

i can sell you dehydrated ice. just add water and put in the freezer.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:17:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Just get a big enough freezer to stuff the whole body in. Much less messy than ice.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:18:02 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Nah, I need enough to fill a bathtub...

How much you think I'll need?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:18:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Batu?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:18:52 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't know, but that is one damned SEXY avatar!

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Kidney?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Ask Canada

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:37 PM EDT

[#9]

17 bags for the tub

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Kidney?

My thoughts exactly.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:50 PM EDT

[#11]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sell the kidney on ebay!!

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:19:51 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Nah, I need enough to fill a bathtub...

How much you think I'll need?

a bathtub, thats it? just go to the any grocery or conveince store that sells ice by the bag. buy bags until it looks like you have enough to fill it up.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:20:15 PM EDT

[#13]

Eskimo's.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:20:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Brilliant!

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:21:06 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Kidney?

I think so.

Just go to your local quicky mart. They should have a Ice Box there. By the time you subtract the space the body takes, you will probably only need 25 bags or so.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:21:14 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Nah, I need enough to fill a bathtub...

How much you think I'll need?

a bathtub, thats it? just go to the any grocery or conveince store that sells ice by the bag. buy bags until it looks like you have enough to fill it up.

+1 Sams club might sell it too if you're a member. The one by me did and it was super cheap compared to the regular grocery.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:22:20 PM EDT

[#17]

You can't have my kidneys!!!

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:23:10 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Brilliant!

The sheer breadth of Keith_J's expertise always amazes me!

(and i mean that in all sincerity)

(in a perfectly masculine, non TRG kind of way)

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:23:40 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:23:57 PM EDT

[#20]

McDonald's will fill up a few coolers for you, i've done that a few times.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:24:11 PM EDT

[#21]

I buy ice by the ton at the docks. $56 a ton.
Might be harder to come by in TX though

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:24:41 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Kidney?

I think so.

Just go to your local quicky mart. They should have a Ice Box there. By the time you subtract the space the body takes, you will probably only need 25 bags or so.

10 lb bags?

You think it'll only be 25 bags?

Hmmm

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:25:19 PM EDT

[#23]

motels, man, motels.

bring coolers.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:25:20 PM EDT

[#24]

This guy?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:25:29 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I don't know, but that is one damned SEXY avatar!

Thanks

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:25:32 PM EDT

[#26]

When is the date?

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:26:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

Ummm....at the store?

HH

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:26:12 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:28:11 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Brilliant!

That is the Everclear talking again!

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:29:03 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:29:34 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

Alaska.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:33:53 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Kidney?

I think so.

Just go to your local quicky mart. They should have a Ice Box there. By the time you subtract the space the body takes, you will probably only need 25 bags or so.

10 lb bags?

You think it'll only be 25 bags?

Hmmm

A standard bathtub holds about 50 gals. of water minus about 150lb person about 25 10lbs bags should do it .

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:34:45 PM EDT

[#33]

Regular tub or garden? Fiberglass/plastic or enamled iron? How long do you want to keep it filled?

For a regular, 200 pounds is MORE than enough initially, figure on a melt rate of about 5 pounds per hour unless covered which should drop it to about 3 pounds per hour. More if the room is hot.

Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:34:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:39:43 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Kidney?

I think so.

Just go to your local quicky mart. They should have a Ice Box there. By the time you subtract the space the body takes, you will probably only need 25 bags or so.

10 lb bags?

You think it'll only be 25 bags?

Hmmm

25 should do it but it will also depend on how much the stiff weighs...average person, 25 is fine. Add or subtract for really fat or really skinny people.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:41:09 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yellow pages? Look under ICE.

Nah, I need enough to fill a bathtub...

How much you think I'll need?

You can pick that up at the local stopandrob.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:44:14 PM EDT

[#37]

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:45:16 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Yeah... you're fooked son....

Dibs on guns... even the SBR

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:50:16 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I don't know, but that is one damned SEXY avatar!

Ah.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:52:51 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know, but that is one damned SEXY avatar!

Ah.

Remember that when she is cutting YOUR kidney our in a South Texas Bathtub.....

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:57:05 PM EDT

[#41]

I know a guy...

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:58:03 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

25 should do it but it will also depend on how much the stiff weighs...average person, 25 is fine. Add or subtract for really fat or really skinny people.

You're freaking me out..

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:59:37 PM EDT

[#43]

Aight guys. It was a joke. I put her up to it.

I'm going to meet her tomorrow night flying out.

Nothing to see here, now move along.

Posted: 10/2/2008 7:59:49 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Wait, wait, wait, lets not do anything hasty. I've got two kidneys, I only "need" one. I'm down w/ a fun night in exchange for one.

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:01:49 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

My nation is willing to export large amounts of high quality ice for pennies to the pound. If you would like, I can put you in touch with my people.

-Ben
Ruler of Arfland

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:02:26 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Wait, wait, wait, lets not do anything hasty. I've got two kidneys, I only "need" one. I'm down w/ a fun night in exchange for one.

Out of control..........

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:03:32 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

My nation is willing to export large amounts of high quality ice for pennies to the pound. If you would like, I can put you in touch with my people.

-Ben
Ruler of Arfland

Long live Arfland..........

( Even if it does only have one not very exportable product as it's economy.)

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:20:48 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Aight guys. It was a joke. I put her up to it.

I'm going to meet her tomorrow night flying out.

Nothing to see here, now move along.

Dibs on guns.

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:34:18 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Aight guys. It was a joke. I put her up to it.

I'm going to meet her tomorrow night flying out.

Nothing to see here, now move along.

Dibs on guns.

AHEM!!!!!!

From earlier in the thread......

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

HOLY SHIT

*runs to orbitz to cancel plane ticket*

Yeah... you're fooked son....

Dibs on guns... even the SBR

Posted: 10/2/2008 8:39:25 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where can I buy large amounts of Ice at once?

My nation is willing to export large amounts of high quality ice for pennies to the pound. If you would like, I can put you in touch with my people.

-Ben
Ruler of Arfland

Long live Arfland..........

( Even if it does only have one not very exportable product as it's economy.)

Well, it beats -GunNutJuell-'s idea about getting from the Eskimos. After all, AlGore said they were running out.

ARFland still has it - in stock!

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