Posted: 9/30/2008 9:56:06 PM EDT
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I heard yet another blood-boiler today: "He hit t'other guy so hard, he shoved his nose into his brain!" What crap! |
Dude, my 15 year old sister is a second degree blackbelt in Taekwondo. She had to register herself with the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office a couple years ago upon achieving the rank. She has the paperwork to prove it framed on her wall, along with the broken piece of wood and her previous belts. 
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Did the ATF tax her? 
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I love the two hunting ones I've heard in every state I've ever gone to. People tell it like it's thier own story: 1. The one about the guy (city guy, out of towner, etc...) they saw driving into a bar parking lot with an "albino spike buck" tied across the hood of thier car, turns out it was a goat. 2. The one about shooting does and screwing buck antlers into the head to make it look legal. (We "busted" this myth back in '91 by actually epoxying some self taping screws into some old antlers, drilling into a doe's head and screwing them in. The hair and skin bound up so bad in both the bit and the screws, we had to cut it back and then the bone just crumbled and screws wouldn't hold. We had a feeling it wouldn't work but could call BS on it the next time we heard it) |
I love that one, with an open palm and a slight upper thrust towards nose and it shoves the nose bone into their brain killing them instantly.  Yeah those tough guys that don't know reality from hollywood 
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I'll admit, that when I was younger I thought that was true
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Not yet. I expect any day they will go from BATFE to BATFEMA (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearmas, Explosives, and Martial Arts). She'll probably be grandfathered in if this ever happens. |
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