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AR15.COM
9/19/2008 12:43:52 PM EDT
Thought it might be useful to have a general apology thread for any oopsies any of us might have in the future.

I'll start: "I had no idea what I was doing, I was kidnapped by gypsies, the dog ate my report, I wasn't there I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove it"

Next...
9/19/2008 12:54:05 PM EDT
[#1]
I am sooo sorry, you can't even FIND me on the sorry scale.

Note: apology is rescinded as soon as the statute of limitations runs out.
9/19/2008 12:56:00 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm still waiting on Sweden to apologize for ABBA........until then, I apologize for nothing!
9/19/2008 12:56:13 PM EDT
[#3]
9/19/2008 1:14:56 PM EDT
[#4]
Yes, Dear
9/19/2008 1:17:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

kind of an apology
9/19/2008 1:17:39 PM EDT
[#6]
I picked drunk..  That usually covers it for me!!
9/19/2008 1:18:27 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm sorry for whatever my cats did.
9/19/2008 1:20:08 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm super sorry for that thing I'll do that annoys you so much.
9/19/2008 1:22:05 PM EDT
[#9]
I didn't know you two were married!

She came on to me!

Your WIFE!?

9/19/2008 1:22:35 PM EDT
[#10]
I regret that I am proactively sorry for not paying further reparations for being retroactively sorry for something I had nothing to do with.
9/19/2008 1:23:18 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm sorry, what was your name?  And where are my pants?
9/19/2008 1:24:03 PM EDT
[#12]
It was that other guy's fault.
9/19/2008 1:28:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Is this one too subtle??




( I am soooooo bad! )