Posted: 8/27/2008 8:58:56 PM EDT
| A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache. ' 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.' |
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This poor guy was havign erectile dysfunction... he just couldn't get it up. One day he released a genie from a bottle, and was given one wish. "I wish I could get my thing up," he moaned. "Okay," said the genie, and performed a magical spell. "Now, all you have to do is say 'One, Two, Three,' and you will be hard as a rock, all night long. And when you are done, have your wife say, 'One, Two, Three, Four' and it'll go down. But you can only do this once a year." So he went home, got ready for bed. He was waiting for his wife to come out of the bathroom, and he said, "One, Two, Three!" BOOM! His pecker was as hard as when he was a teenager! Even harder! As his wife came out of the bathroom, she said, "What did you say 'One, Two, Three' for?" 
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 hahaha, thats a good one! 
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