Four Worst Words Contest > General Discussion

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:43:21 PM EDT

Rules:

Entries must be exactly four words. No more, no less.

Contractions are allowed.

The winning entry will be the four worst words you can possibly hear.

Examples:

I'm pregnant, it's yours.

Does anyone speak Romanian?

The test was positive.

Is this your suitcase?

That was your sister?

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:44:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Red wire or blue?

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:45:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Bitch stole my fish.

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:45:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Fuck it im foing

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:45:32 PM EDT

[#4]

Well, THAT didn't work...

I'm out of ammo.

I can't help it!

Where is my arm?

Look at the goatse...

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:47:31 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm voting for obama.

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:48:15 PM EDT

[#6]

I spent your money.

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:48:44 PM EDT

[#7]

I shot my load.
I wasn't wearing one.
The results were positive..
Now I have twins..

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:49:21 PM EDT

[#8]

"Hey guys, watch this!"

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:49:43 PM EDT

[#9]

We need to talk...

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:49:53 PM EDT

[#10]

Did the condom break?

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:51:38 PM EDT

[#11]

Hillary's smegma covered cunt.

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:56:12 PM EDT

[#12]

Is that thing real?

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:56:30 PM EDT

[#13]

Fucking fuckers fucked me.

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:56:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Is it in yet?

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:57:07 PM EDT

[#15]

Here, hold my beer!

What? The beer's warm?

She has a penis?

She has a penis!

That stripper's a guy!

Don't touch the monkey!

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:58:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Obama, your next president..

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:58:25 PM EDT

[#17]

"It's a man, baby"

Posted: 8/26/2008 11:59:53 PM EDT

[#18]

The deadline was yesterday.

Posted: 8/27/2008 12:15:19 AM EDT

[#19]

You where just castrated.

Posted: 8/27/2008 12:32:45 AM EDT

[#20]

Your family was killed.

Posted: 8/27/2008 12:38:41 AM EDT

[#21]

You have the AIDS

I was a man

I fucked your brother

That was not chicken

Posted: 8/27/2008 12:49:31 AM EDT

[#22]

what is this button?

Shit we are crashing!!!

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:07:07 AM EDT

[#23]

look out, chuck norris!

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:17:16 AM EDT

[#24]

Red phone, President Obama.

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:20:12 AM EDT

[#25]

Is it in yet?

Wiggle it and see.

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:30:10 AM EDT

[#26]

put down the gun!

down on the ground!

quick! shoot the dog!!

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:37:15 AM EDT

[#27]

OH $^&% WHAT NOW!?

Posted: 8/27/2008 1:46:43 AM EDT

[#28]

I need more pie

Posted: 8/27/2008 2:12:17 AM EDT

[#29]

Michael moore films truth.

Dad I vote democrat.

Obama has my vote.

sw1217

Posted: 8/27/2008 2:21:16 AM EDT

[#30]

ATF! It's a raid!

Posted: 8/27/2008 2:26:51 AM EDT

[#31]

Does it get bigger?

That rash is herpes.

Meet your roommate, Barrack.

Posted: 8/27/2008 2:36:04 AM EDT

[#32]

Police Department, Search Warrant

Accompanied by pounding on your door in the middle of the night. At least that is what the druggies tell me

Posted: 8/27/2008 2:41:45 AM EDT

[#33]

Do farts have lumps?

My ex has AIDS.
The test is positive.
I missed my period.

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:10:36 AM EDT

[#34]

Your tranny is FUBAR.
Your ______ is dead.
Your truck is gone.
Your job is eliminated.

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:26:44 AM EDT

[#35]

Does this look infected?

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:37:20 AM EDT

[#36]

She had a heinytroll

find'em feel'em fuck'em forget'em

"I fucked your sister"

"no, that's YOUR sister"

"I have the shits"
"I just shit myself"

"just wanna be friends"

"im out of ammo"

"you are done already"

"too small for me"
"little but it's cute"

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:44:47 AM EDT

[#37]

Obama elected, Hillary VP.

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:48:22 AM EDT

[#38]

You better stop screaming.

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:48:30 AM EDT

[#39]

The wing fell off.

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:51:01 AM EDT

[#40]

Meet your new cellmate
The missiles have launched
We regret to inform
The test was positive
We're afraid it's terminal
There was an accident

Posted: 8/27/2008 3:51:34 AM EDT

[#41]

The condom just broke

What're these bumps from

That's an exit only

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:01:16 AM EDT

[#42]

bad cop, no donut

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:04:39 AM EDT

[#43]

Barrel of dead kittens
One on the bottom
Eating his way out.

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:08:50 AM EDT

[#44]

Your spinal cord's severed

She won't make it

Nothing we can do

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:09:46 AM EDT

[#45]

I want a divorce.

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:15:45 AM EDT

[#46]

"We was just foolin'."

Kidder Peabody.

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:17:06 AM EDT

[#47]

I'll check your anus!

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:17:55 AM EDT

[#48]

we need to talk

was that a misfire

shit, out of ammo

that was your wife?

AWB will be reintiated

cancer is treatable now

oh shit, obama won

Posted: 8/27/2008 4:18:23 AM EDT

[#49]

Please

Welcome

President

Obama

Posted: 8/27/2008 6:18:53 AM EDT

[#50]

Oh no, not again.

Do you feel lucky ?

Here we go again.

I can't believe it.

It can't be done.

Once is not enough.

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