ARFCOM Ten Commandments... > General Discussion

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:23:58 PM EDT

I. Thou shalt never trade in or sell a gun. You will want it back.

(You guys/gals have to take it from here...)

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:24:33 PM EDT

[#1]

II. Thou shall continually purchase ammo...

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:25:46 PM EDT

[#2]

3. When in doubt...buy both.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:27:13 PM EDT

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IV Thou shalt post pictures so that thy neighbor believes thy story

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:27:41 PM EDT

[#4]

5. SIIHPAPP

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:27:57 PM EDT

[#5]

Rule 6- Disengage whilst blading at a 45* angle.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:29:23 PM EDT

[#6]

VII - Thou shall honor thy Wife with an M&P 15 tactical.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:29:48 PM EDT

[#7]

7. Fuck AROC

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:29:53 PM EDT

[#8]

IIX - Thou shall NOT post 'Fuck It Im foing' or some shit like that...

:)

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:30:37 PM EDT

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VII. Thou shalt never asketh what gun Al Pacino used in the movie heat.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:31:45 PM EDT

[#10]

X - Thou shall only ask about feedramps on thursdays.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:32:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Thou Shalt Misspell At Least 30% of Your Post And Then Bitch About Pressing "1" For Spanish.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:34:03 PM EDT

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Thou shalt post over ten items in a "ten commandments" thread. To clarify, thou shalt NEVER follow instructions.

Oh, and thou shalt not have a low post count.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:36:32 PM EDT

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IX Thou shalt post pics of bikini or less in the team forum only

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:44:10 PM EDT

[#14]

A man does not mess with another man's woman. Period.

Posted: 8/4/2008 7:57:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Ummm.... thou shalt tell any troubled lover to "eject", with a clever graphic, regardless of what the problem is.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:03:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Honor thy Avilas. They brought you into the Promised Land.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:05:32 PM EDT

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MCMXLIVVIVIII

THOU SHALT NOT POST PICS OF PERSONAL WEAPONS WITH THOU'S TOES SHOWING IN THE BOTTOM OF PICS!

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:06:05 PM EDT

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Thou shall not speak the word "Tag" or the number "87" more than once per fortnight.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:09:24 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
MCMXLIVVIVIII

THOU SHALT ~~NOT~~ POST PICS OF PERSONAL WEAPONS WITH THOU'S TOES SHOWING IN THE BOTTOM OF PICS!

Fixed

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:11:32 PM EDT

[#20]

Thou shalt not steal a pressure washer.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:12:57 PM EDT

[#21]

1.5 - Respect thy trigger and thy barrel.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:15:33 PM EDT

[#22]

Though shalt not covet thy neighbor's Herby-Curby.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:17:37 PM EDT

[#23]

"Clips" shall only be acceptable if prefaced by "Stripper" or "Garand en-bloc".

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:18:39 PM EDT

[#24]

XIII Thou shalt never exposeth one's feet whence one taketh a picture of
their rifle to posteth on the internet.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:19:25 PM EDT

[#25]

thou shalt kill thy neighbor's dog (LEOs only)

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:19:38 PM EDT

[#26]

IX. Anyone who puts beans in chili is a gay commie who wants to suck Obama's dick.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:20:01 PM EDT

[#27]

Thou shalt not "dis" the movie "Red Dawn" or the actor Chuck Norris. Ever.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:22:03 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
MCMXLIVVIVIII

THOU SHALT ~~NOT~~ POST PICS OF PERSONAL WEAPONS WITH THOU'S TOES SHOWING IN THE BOTTOM OF PICS!

Fixed

i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_0502.jpg

I know, I'm going to hell for that

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:25:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Frodo?

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:27:40 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
XIII Thou shalt never exposeth one's feet whence one taketh a picture of
their rifle to posteth on the internet.

Thou hast failed.

Thou answer to thees question shall always be 87. Not 88 for that is the symbol of evil. Not 86 for that number is the year of one of the many injustices done upon to yea owners of firearms. Not 45 for thou is a sacred cartridge. Not 99 for it has no meaning. The answer must be 87, and 87 must be thou answer for the answer is 87.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:28:02 PM EDT

[#31]

Thou shall not call good shoot for shooting a unarmed man 6 times in the back

thou shall not dupe a thread

thou shall not hijack

thou shalt have no other gun before his AR

thou shall not make stupid post

thou shall not claim he lost ALL his guns in a boating accident

thou shall not discrace Chuck Norris

thou shall not claim he has died unless he has or can still post when dead or thinks he is dead or thinks he is alive but could be dead or WTF

and lastly ...thou shall not laugh or cry at pics of guns with feet showing as I was dead when I took the pic

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:34:54 PM EDT

[#32]

Thou shall enjoy dinner pics!

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:38:45 PM EDT

[#33]

Thou Shall never EVER make another topic that contains "aimpoint" or "eotech" in the same sentence. For all our sakes.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:39:29 PM EDT

[#34]

thou shall not fall asleep with open beer

thou shall not let his weapon get dirty

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:41:42 PM EDT

[#35]

thou shall not lie

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:41:46 PM EDT

[#36]

DAMN There are some ugly mofo toes on here? Sheeesh! Get some nail clippers and a razor blade! DAAAAAMN!!!!

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:42:58 PM EDT

[#37]

Thou shalt not feedeth thy troll

Thou shalt not posteth a draw-down story save thy members whom acquire two thousand or more posts

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:43:51 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
MCMXLIVVIVIII

THOU SHALT ~~NOT~~ POST PICS OF PERSONAL WEAPONS WITH THOU'S TOES SHOWING IN THE BOTTOM OF PICS!

Fixed

i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_0502.jpg

i130.photobucket.com/albums/p262/santanatwo/hobbitfeet.jpg
I know, I'm going to hell for that

Thou hast some hairy appendages. Ist thou part ape?

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:47:41 PM EDT

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Quoted:
DAMN There are some ugly mofo toes on here? Sheeesh! Get some nail clippers and a razor blade! DAAAAAMN!!!!

More like a Sawzall with a bone blade on it. Amputation is the only way.

Oh, and....

MXLVII: Thou shalt nuke it from orbit.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:48:29 PM EDT

[#40]

Thou shalt call it a possum.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:50:11 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Thou shalt call it a ~~possum~~ pie.

fixeth.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:50:33 PM EDT

[#42]

Thou shalt post "Kill it with fire" pics in response to any post containing a picture of Rosie.

Thou shalt like pie.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:51:28 PM EDT

[#43]

"Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, unless, of course, thou then proceedest to three."

(Monty Python)

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:52:40 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
"Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, unless, of course, thou then proceedest to three."

(Monty Python)

Five is right out!

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:52:47 PM EDT

[#45]

When thou art unable to answer intelligently, thou shalt demand a sammich.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:53:35 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

When thou art unable to answer intelligently, thou shalt demand a sammich from thy woman.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:57:38 PM EDT

[#47]

Tho Shelt Mispeel Eveting and use a , for a '

Thou shalt know what gun Al Pacino used in Heat without asking the hive.

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:58:37 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Thou shall not call good shoot for shooting a unarmed man 6 times in the back

thou shall not dupe a thread

thou shall not hijack

thou shalt have no other gun before his AR

thou shall not make stupid post

thou shall not claim he lost ALL his guns in a boating accident

thou shall not discrace Chuck Norris

thou shall not claim he has died unless he has or can still post when dead or thinks he is dead or thinks he is alive but could be dead or WTF

and lastly ...thou shall not laugh or cry at pics of guns with feet showing as I was dead when I took the pic
i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj286/2secure1/62008008.jpg

DUPE!!!!

Hmmm. Wasted post #2000 calling a dupe. Ain't that some shit!

Posted: 8/4/2008 8:58:48 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, unless, of course, thou then proceedest to three."

(Monty Python)

Five is right out!

I AM TIM! THE ENCHANTER!

Now! Go away or I shall taunt you some more you strange english bed wetter types you!

Posted: 8/4/2008 9:01:13 PM EDT

[#50]

Thou shalt refer to the pistol known as Glock, as a Handgrenade.

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