Posted: 7/25/2008 12:34:41 PM EDT
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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. |
| Hmmm, I have never seen a kid randomly bite people in stores, but if I had this happen to me by some kid who's parents allowed him to do whatever he wanted then this would be a very good idea HOWEVER before I left the store I would tell the parents and let them know that there lack of parenting that has brought on this kind of behaviour could cause a serious issue and they need to make some changes.... |
I for one am. The little fucker should stop biting other people, and then grinning about it (a little sadist is what he is). Look who's grinning now!  For the OP, good on you, make his mother cry, she deserves it for being such a shitty parent. How any of you could think the OP was wrong is beyond me. If I lived in some bizaro world where kids bit people's legs in the supermarket, I'd pull this shit too. |
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Are you by chance English?  Sounds like Monty Python like humor, plus the word cunt was used several times. I thought it was funny myself.. |
No my friend, not a drop of English blood in me. I do like the word 'cunt' though. Its potent. |