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7/15/2008 3:48:08 AM EDT
One proton says to another, "I think I've lost an electron!"

The other proton says, "Are you sure?"

The first proton says, "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PROTON!"
7/15/2008 3:49:05 AM EDT
[#1]
k
7/15/2008 3:49:59 AM EDT
[#2]
teh ghey  jk
7/15/2008 3:58:01 AM EDT
[#3]
An Ion was talking to a another about her new fancy bit of jewelry that she was wearing and the other asked "OMG, how could you afford that?"

"I charged it."


I made that one up, it isn't that funny, but it is still better than your joke.
7/15/2008 3:58:48 AM EDT
[#4]
I was going to ask you if you were bored, but see your in the same shit hole I am.

I'm at T.Q.
7/15/2008 4:01:16 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
An Ion was talking to a another about her new fancy bit of jewelry that she was wearing and the other asked "OMG, how could you afford that?"

"I charged it."


I made that one up, it isn't that funny, but it is still better than your joke.


Don't tell me you haven't heard the muffin joke.
7/15/2008 4:02:51 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I was going to ask you if you were bored, but see your in the same shit hole I am.

I'm at T.Q.


I'm at Joint Base Balad, formerly LSA Anaconda.  84+ hours a week in the office.  Ugh.
7/15/2008 4:03:03 AM EDT
[#7]
height=8
Quoted:
One proton says to another, "I think I've lost an electron!"

The other proton says, "Are you sure?"

The first proton says, "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PROTON!"


Please, please tell me you messed up this joke on purpose.

The way I heard it, the punchline should be: "Sure?  I'm positive!"
7/15/2008 4:04:46 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
One proton says to another, "I think I've lost an electron!"

The other proton says, "Are you sure?"

The first proton says, "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PROTON!"


Please, please tell me you messed up this joke on purpose.

The way I heard it, the punchline should be: "Sure?  I'm positive!"


Of course.

Everyone knows the hydrogen ion joke, and everyone knows the muffin joke.  So I just put them together for a surprise ending to the proton joke.
7/15/2008 4:08:12 AM EDT
[#9]
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
height=8
Quoted:
One proton says to another, "I think I've lost an electron!"

The other proton says, "Are you sure?"

The first proton says, "OH MY GOD, A TALKING PROTON!"


Please, please tell me you messed up this joke on purpose.

The way I heard it, the punchline should be: "Sure?  I'm positive!"


Of course.

Everyone knows the hydrogen ion joke, and everyone knows the muffin joke.  So I just put them together for a surprise ending to the proton joke.


Fair enough.  Keep up the good work.
7/15/2008 4:12:17 AM EDT
[#10]
What's the muffin joke?

Here's one that they always tell in USAF space pro courses during the orbital mechanics piece:

Man walks into a bar and sits next to a dork.  Says "What's new?"

Dork responds with "True anomaly."  

You need to be a true dork to get it.
7/15/2008 4:15:22 AM EDT
[#11]
7/15/2008 4:40:01 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/purity.png


That is AWESOME!
7/15/2008 4:41:21 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
What's the muffin joke?

Here's one that they always tell in USAF space pro courses during the orbital mechanics piece:

Man walks into a bar and sits next to a dork.  Says "What's new?"

Dork responds with "True anomaly."  

You need to be a true dork to get it.


It's not really a joke, but it goes like this:


Two muffins were sitting in an oven.  One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The other screams, "AHHH!  A TALKING MUFFIN!"
7/15/2008 4:42:10 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
What's the muffin joke?

Here's one that they always tell in USAF space pro courses during the orbital mechanics piece:

Man walks into a bar and sits next to a dork.  Says "What's new?"

Dork responds with "True anomaly."  

You need to be a true dork to get it.


I thought I was a dork, but I don't get it.
7/15/2008 4:42:51 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/purity.png


That is AWESOME!


the one running around with the mouseover caption is good too.

It says 'On the other hand Physicists say that physics is to math, as sex is to masturbation' when you mouseover the mathematician.
7/15/2008 4:44:44 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/purity.png


I'm a geologist.  They're all standing on my work.
7/15/2008 4:46:13 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/purity.png


I'm a geologist.  They're all standing on my work.


lol!
7/15/2008 4:47:28 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
It's not really a joke, but it goes like this:


Two muffins were sitting in an oven.  One says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

The other screams, "AHHH!  A TALKING MUFFIN!"


Ok, I've heard that one before.

True Anomaly
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