Posted: 7/12/2008 1:10:43 PM EDT
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Last night I was in a rush and absolutely hoovered down a chicken wrap with chips and a soda in about 3 minutes flat. In the process of doing this I swallowed a huge bite of the wrap and literally felt my chest expand as the food was going down my esophagus. The rest of the night it felt like I had a terrible cramp in my upper chest. Anyone else ever have this happen?
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I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going
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| Most firemen eat fast also, but not all. And I notice we sit with our feet outside the legs of the chair, making it easier and faster to get up from the table when the bells go off during a meal. I'm hoping to be able to break these habits when I retire, in two years or so. |
No Sir, that would be a coke. Reguardless of brand, its a coke. "Wanna coke?" "sure what ya got?" "Sprite, Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew" |
Ex-military? |
Nope, just a goofball who eats way too fast. |
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No cool excuses for the ladies then. ETA: Ownage on 2 in another Coke / Pop back and forth thread that has zero to do with the OP. |
Nope...just some self-deprecating humor at its best.
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Yes, I'm in Texas right now. They are part of that retarded culture as well.
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Yeah, one time at a party there was a ginger ale chugging contest. Instead of just chugging, I sealed my lips around the opening and crushed the can. The pressurized downflowing liquid met the upflowing carbon dioxide bubble halfway and I almost blew a gasket. Felt that one for the rest of the night. But I did win, and that's all that matters. |
