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7/12/2008 1:10:43 PM EDT
Last night I was in a rush and absolutely hoovered down a chicken wrap with chips and a soda in about 3 minutes flat. In the process of doing this I swallowed a huge bite of the wrap and literally felt my chest expand as the food was going down my esophagus. The rest of the night it felt like I had a terrible cramp in my upper chest.

Anyone else ever have this happen?
7/12/2008 1:11:59 PM EDT
[#1]
crew your food.......................
7/12/2008 1:15:04 PM EDT
[#2]
Air = breathe.

Food = swallow.

You're doing it wrong.
7/12/2008 1:15:33 PM EDT
[#3]
You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.
7/12/2008 1:15:40 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Air = breathe.

Food = swallow.

You're doing it wrong.


It tasted so good, I hadn't eaten all day, and I had 3 minutes before I had to leave. This combo proved quite unfortunate
7/12/2008 1:17:07 PM EDT
[#5]

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You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.


I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going
7/12/2008 1:31:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Most firemen eat fast also, but not all. And I notice we sit with our feet outside the legs of the chair, making it easier and faster to get up from the table when the bells go off during a meal. I'm hoping to be able to break these habits when I retire, in two years or so.
7/12/2008 1:32:24 PM EDT
[#7]
What's a soda??
7/12/2008 1:36:14 PM EDT
[#8]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.
7/12/2008 1:37:41 PM EDT
[#9]
I wolfed down some pizza once, and not only did the molten lava cheese burn the shit out of my mouth, but rather than spit the food out, I had swallowed it by the time the pain from my mouth registered..

THAT hurt!
7/12/2008 1:38:53 PM EDT
[#10]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!
7/12/2008 1:54:16 PM EDT
[#11]

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What's a soda??


It's what real Americans refer to a beverage as. Not pop.
7/12/2008 1:54:29 PM EDT
[#12]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!


You are a sad little man
7/12/2008 1:57:28 PM EDT
[#13]
I hate to tell you this, but you're going to live with no ill effects. I know that probably isn't the outcome that you were looking for. I'm sorry.
7/12/2008 1:59:16 PM EDT
[#14]
dibs on guns, ammo, and optics
7/12/2008 2:02:41 PM EDT
[#15]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!


No Sir, that would be a coke.  Reguardless of brand, its a coke.

"Wanna coke?"

"sure what ya got?"

"Sprite, Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew"  
7/12/2008 2:04:50 PM EDT
[#16]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!


ahhhhhh........  silly people and their wierd words.   It's POP in Ohio

7/12/2008 2:05:23 PM EDT
[#17]

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I hate to tell you this, but you're going to live with no ill effects. I know that probably isn't the outcome that you were looking for. I'm sorry.


I feel fine today anyway. I was just curious if anyone else had done a similarly stupid thing
7/12/2008 2:06:56 PM EDT
[#18]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!



No he's talkin about coke.


7/12/2008 2:10:45 PM EDT
[#19]
That wasn't chicken....
7/12/2008 2:12:38 PM EDT
[#20]

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You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.


I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going


Ex-military?
7/12/2008 2:14:26 PM EDT
[#21]

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No Sir, that would be a coke.  Reguardless of brand, its a coke.

"Wanna coke?"

"sure what ya got?"

"Sprite, Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew"  


No. That's retarded. calling all carbonated beverages a COKE causes confusion.
It's pop.
7/12/2008 2:16:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Here we go again.  I'm gonna go grab a Coke.
7/12/2008 2:16:50 PM EDT
[#23]

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I feel fine today anyway. I was just curious if anyone else had done a similarly stupid thing



Once I ate two bear claws and they got lodged in my chest region. Here's a picture of me not long after it happened.

7/12/2008 2:17:47 PM EDT
[#24]

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You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.


I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going


Ex-military?


Nope, just a goofball who eats way too fast.
7/12/2008 2:18:02 PM EDT
[#25]

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I feel fine today anyway. I was just curious if anyone else had done a similarly stupid thing



Once I ate two bear claws and they got lodged in my chest region. Here's a picture of me not long after it happened.

www.onmilwaukee.com/images/articles/fa/farley/farley_story1.jpg


7/12/2008 2:19:32 PM EDT
[#26]

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You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.


I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going


Ex-military?


Nope, just a goofball who eats way too fast.


No cool excuses for the ladies then.

ETA: Ownage on 2 in another Coke / Pop back and forth thread that has zero to do with the OP.
7/12/2008 2:20:33 PM EDT
[#27]

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You'll do that until the day you scratch your esophagus. After you live about a week of having anything at all hurt going down including water you have a bit more respect for what you ram down the ole pipe.


I have always eaten my food way too fast. I've gone on more than a few dates where I am staring at my empty plate and across the table looking back at me is my date with a plate 3/4 full and their eyes going


Ex-military?


Nope, just a goofball who eats way too fast.


No cool excuses for the ladies then.


Nope...just some self-deprecating humor at its best.
7/12/2008 9:32:15 PM EDT
[#28]

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What's a soda??


Carbonated water, sugar, flavoring. Living in Ohio, you should be familiar with the term.


Oh, you're talking about pop!


No Sir, that would be a coke.  Reguardless of brand, its a coke.

"Wanna coke?"

"sure what ya got?"

"Sprite, Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew"  


Yes, I'm in Texas right now.

They are part of that retarded culture as well.  
7/12/2008 9:34:28 PM EDT
[#29]
Chugged some ice water after got back from a mountain bike ride in 100 degree weather. Cramped so bad, I thought I would die.
7/12/2008 9:40:46 PM EDT
[#30]

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Last night I was in a rush and absolutely hoovered down a chicken wrap with chips and a soda in about 3 minutes flat. In the process of doing this I swallowed a huge bite of the wrap and literally felt my chest expand as the food was going down my esophagus. The rest of the night it felt like I had a terrible cramp in my upper chest.

Anyone else ever have this happen?


Yeah, one time at a party there was a ginger ale chugging contest. Instead of just chugging, I sealed my lips around the opening and crushed the can. The pressurized downflowing liquid met the upflowing carbon dioxide bubble halfway and I almost blew a gasket. Felt that one for the rest of the night. But I did win, and that's all that matters.
7/12/2008 9:48:38 PM EDT
[#31]
You could have a "shotskies Ring" (sp?) Looks like a rubber band around your esophagus if you see it on an ex-ray. Don't ask how I know. Hurts to swallow if your nervous or uptight.