[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tour de WaterBoss (Page 1 of 5)
Posted: 7/5/2008 9:24:39 AM EDT
Switch to Versus to watch some fishing or hunting and it's a bunch of fags on bi cycles. FUCK!!FUCK!!FUCK!!
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Oh come on now. The sports greatest legend - Lance Armstrong - humiliated the French on their own home 'field' 7 times in a row and then went home and fucked Cheryl Crow. With only 1 nut. They can't be that faggy. Having said that, I'll be pissed if I cover less than 30 miles on my bike today. -K |
Yep, big man, left his wife and kids to shack up with a celebrity. Lance the bike rider = HUGE. Lance the human being = HUGE FAIL. |
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Uh, Kik was CHEATING on Lance. TWICE. The babysitter caught her cheating the first time. Hidden video the second. The other GUY was an Austin business man. Who owns a shoe store... |
Of course they are. But I dare anyone of these people to ride a bike uphill all day only to do it again tomorrow. They burn over 15,000 cals in one day easily. The endurance required is at the edge of human ability. That's why the sport is so tainted with drugs. |
sadly, +1 
And one of Olson twins if the rumor has it correct. |
I'm not dissing cyclists, but there are several other disciplines that require unusually strong physical conditioning. Can a ballerina ride a bike like a cyclist? No. Can a cyclist do what some of these other athletes do? No. |
I respect the amount of work put in by cyclists to achieve that level of physical fitness. That being said; I don't want to watch the Tour de France. |
I guess you're just not hearing me. Name one event that is a month long and covers 1000's of miles? |
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God what a bunch of fuckin homos we have here "they'll kick your ass" "they're cute little eybrows are in better shape than you" "they're finely tuned atletes" "you won't find a better tuned human body" BLAH BLAH BLAH JEZUS WHAT HAPPENED TO REAL MEN IN THIS COUNTRY? You talk all the shit you want about me being a fat slob and go on watchin a bunch of sweaty men that shave their legs  |
..and so you came all the way down to the GD to get a little sympathy while you do some fag bashin eh? lookin for a shoulder to lean on? why don't you actually just go fishin instead of trollin? |
okey dokey:
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I love the fact that Armstrong pissed off the French like that. Tour de Lance FTW! |
One thing I've noticed over the years of being in and out of fitness is that when you're into your own body and you start understand the effort involve you tend to respect what others are doing fitness wise that much more. So in other words, alot of guys may watch the tour de fag and the reason why it interests them is because they have something to compare it against so that lowers your guard, allows you to respect it and maybe even enjoy watching it. |
I hear what you are saying... "Cyclists are the best conditioned athletes". Not sure I agree, OK? 
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I don't like cycling. I don't hold cyclists to be superheros or anything spectacular, but to complain that a sport is being shown instead of FISHING... There's something wrong and it isn't with the cylce-lovers here. Who the fuck watches fishing on tv? Is someone so lazy that sitting in a boat is too much for them that they must sit on a couch watching people sit in a boat?
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I love the sport of cycling. And haven't checked on the Tour yet. Cycling is so fucked up now. They banned all the top riders. Why don't they just make it for frenchmen only for a year so they can get a win and we can go back to watching the best cyclists in the world compete. I have watched the tour religiously since Fignon was actually winning the fucking thing. Not this year. |
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www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h1567.html |
I get up at 4:30 in the morning 5 days a week and work 10 hours a day with machinery that could rip my arm off building hardware for smart bombs that blow the shit out of terrorists. Laying on my couch on Saturday watching fishing makes me "so lazy"? FUCK YOU!!
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Believe what you will. Maybe you could get a job on the Olympic committee or at ESPN where you can tell the world what a bunch of idiots they've been for equating any physical competition that doesn't involve a ball and a coach with 'sports'. |
What does you being some kind of laborer have to do with you watching tv? ETA: Fuck it, I used to get up at 0330-0430 (depending on the day's schedule) everyday, work out for 2 hours, and then put in a 12-17 hour day 5,6, or sometimes 7 days a week. Sometimes I would put in a 24 hour shift halfway through one of those 12 hour days and then get 12 hours of "recovery" time before starting back on my schedule. I worked with machines that would crush me or rip limbs from my body as well as with explosives that had a blast radius of 75 meters and effective kill radius of 300 meters. I would watch tv, too, but watching a tv show about something like fishing instead of actually fishing is like watching someone watch someone watching someone fish. |
Official Reason, the team broke the rules last year (most of the riders this year weren't on the team last year and the entire structure is different, they just have the same sponser) Real Reason, the team would have fucking murdered the frenchies again. |