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6/27/2008 5:15:25 PM EDT
So if your dating an illegal immigrant is there anything special you should know?



Just asking is all...
6/27/2008 5:15:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Only if she's smokin' hot.
6/27/2008 5:16:18 PM EDT
[#2]
If you break up turn her in, no stalking problems after that.
6/27/2008 5:17:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Beware the "anchor baby"
6/27/2008 5:17:22 PM EDT
[#4]
hit it.
6/27/2008 5:19:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't forget that she had to work hard to pay off her coyote bill.
6/27/2008 5:19:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Pie knows no borders  
6/27/2008 5:19:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Wrap it, wrap it good.
6/27/2008 5:20:38 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Beware the "anchor baby"


Yup  Yup
6/27/2008 5:21:24 PM EDT
[#9]
Chances are, she's had to swim jump and run just  to get to you.

She's probably in pretty good shape  
6/27/2008 5:21:25 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Pie knows no borders  
6/27/2008 5:21:29 PM EDT
[#11]
Every time she fucks up show her the number to immigration office. Repeat as necessary until bad habits are broken.
6/27/2008 5:23:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Pie contract

no pie, visit from la migra
6/27/2008 5:23:05 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
So if your dating an illegal immigrant is there anything special you should know?



Just asking is all...



Yes.
6/27/2008 5:24:50 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Every time she fucks up show her the number to immigration office. Repeat as necessary until bad habits are broken she cuts your dick off and leaves town in the middle of the night.
6/27/2008 5:27:43 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Every time she fucks up show her the number to immigration office. Repeat as necessary until bad habits are broken she cuts your dick off and leaves town in the middle of the night.



thats happens after you marry
6/27/2008 6:05:58 PM EDT
[#16]
PIX OR BAND!!!
6/27/2008 6:06:31 PM EDT
[#17]
Yes she's hot. and I've been married in the past so I'm not looking for that again..


So whats to know?
6/27/2008 6:10:08 PM EDT
[#18]
she's just banging the guy no one else will bang!
6/27/2008 6:10:47 PM EDT
[#19]
So.... what's his name?
You had to know someone was going to ask.
6/27/2008 6:11:44 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
PIX OR BAND!!!



You asked for it........
6/27/2008 6:12:38 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
she's just banging the guy no one else will bang!


Oh man, that's cold.
6/27/2008 6:12:38 PM EDT
[#22]
You can always use the old i'm turning you in to INS bit to get what you want.
6/27/2008 6:13:00 PM EDT
[#23]
Wrap it up.  
In a tortilla.
6/27/2008 6:13:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Isn't there a porno called "Border bangers" where smokin hot chica's bang for citizenship?
6/27/2008 6:14:01 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
PIX OR BAND!!!

i28.photobucket.com/albums/c227/tmoney5489/LatinaLoverFatMexicanWoman.jpg

You asked for it........


BAN!
6/27/2008 6:16:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Ah she is good in bed
an she gives great head
You will be paying until dead




Watch out for the old bait trap.  

Hope she is nice.
6/27/2008 6:16:17 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Chances are, she's had to swim jump and run just  to get to you. Fuck 3 coyotes in the desert after they started sneaking her into the country.  When they were done, they put her panties on a cactus as a trophy.  
She's probably in pretty good shape  

Yes, this is common in smuggling circles for pretty women.  
6/27/2008 6:20:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Dont drink the "water".
6/27/2008 6:26:41 PM EDT
[#29]
whats wrong with your own race???            
6/27/2008 6:35:42 PM EDT
[#30]
he never said where she was from
6/27/2008 6:36:36 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
she's just banging the guy no one else will bang!


Oh man, that's cold.


but accurate
6/27/2008 6:38:34 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
PIX OR BAND!!!

i28.photobucket.com/albums/c227/tmoney5489/LatinaLoverFatMexicanWoman.jpg

You asked for it........


bastard
6/27/2008 6:39:49 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
she's just banging the guy no one else will bang!


Oh man, that's cold.


but accurate
6/27/2008 6:39:50 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            


whats wrong with tan pie?
6/27/2008 6:43:08 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            


this ain't the 50s, anymore, pardner.....
6/27/2008 6:50:08 PM EDT
[#36]
And I thought this was gonna be about underage girls.

Ya just never can tell.............

LC
6/27/2008 6:55:25 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            


dude.
WTF?
6/27/2008 6:56:29 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            



What race would that be?
6/27/2008 6:56:41 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            


dude.
WTF?


Not to mention I never said what race I am...
6/27/2008 7:00:59 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            


You limit yourself to only one kind of pie?

Have you never heard that variety is the spice of life?

Oh well, just leaves more pie for the rest of us.
6/27/2008 7:01:22 PM EDT
[#41]
as long as its pie race is of no concern. And whats wrong with hispanics
6/27/2008 7:01:43 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
PIX OR BAND!!!

i28.photobucket.com/albums/c227/tmoney5489/LatinaLoverFatMexicanWoman.jpg

You asked for it........


One baby and that's it. I would think it would be like dating a black chick, now you have no room to bitch about the stupid stuff that their race does. Date an illegal and you would be hypocritical to complain about illegals.

BUT

If she's hot........hit it just watch out for the anchor baby and the LIFE TIME of problems her legal status will bring you if you wed. Unless of course they are given amnesty which I think is gonna happen.
6/27/2008 7:02:48 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
PIX OR BAND!!!

i28.photobucket.com/albums/c227/tmoney5489/LatinaLoverFatMexicanWoman.jpg

You asked for it........


One baby and that's it. I would think it would be like dating a black chick, now you have no room to bitch about the stupid stuff that their race does. Date an illegal and you would be hypocritical to complain about illegals.

BUT

If she's hot........hit it just watch out for the anchor baby and the LIFE TIME of problems her legal status will bring you if you wed. Unless of course they are given amnesty which I think is gonna happen.
you can always hide her in  the desert if the  amrriage goes south. and no one would ever care
6/27/2008 7:04:54 PM EDT
[#44]
too bad there is not a bounty for them.

date her, break up, turn in for a cash prize.
6/27/2008 7:06:14 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
whats wrong with dick???            





WTF..
6/27/2008 7:06:20 PM EDT
[#46]
i dated an illegal Swedish girl...good times
6/27/2008 7:06:44 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
whats wrong with your own race???            
WTF, over?
6/27/2008 7:08:28 PM EDT
[#48]

You didn't mention an age.  If she is over 60 then expect some medical bills.  hock.gif
6/27/2008 7:10:00 PM EDT
[#49]
pictures or bs
6/27/2008 7:10:36 PM EDT
[#50]
I've heard guys joke about dating one and if you knock her up just call immigration for deportation on her to get out of child support payments. Oh wait, INS don't care! So, your screwed. You have a hateful, mean, 250lb. illegal mexican bitch on your hands that is nailing your nuts to the wall with child support payments everytime you turn around!
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