NEVER EVER EVER fry up some jalepenos on the frying pan. If everyone in the house has a sinus infection, it's a good way to clear them all up.
I feel like we all just got a taste of tear gas.
Posted: 6/14/2008 11:13:49 AM EDT
[#1]
Never have sex after cutting up habeneros.
Posted: 6/14/2008 11:17:21 AM EDT
[#2]
Wash your hands at least 3 times and if you can, soak them in milk or another dairy product, after cutting scotch bonnet peppers and before going to the bathroom and touching your junk.
Posted: 6/14/2008 11:18:02 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: Wash your hands at least 3 times and if you can, soak them in milk or another dairy product, after cutting scotch bonnet peppers and before going to the bathroom and touching your junk.
Or messing with your contacts.
Posted: 6/14/2008 11:47:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Don't wipe of Dave's Insanity hot sauce with your hand and then wipe the sweat off your forehead. My brother learned that the hard way.
Posted: 6/14/2008 11:57:44 AM EDT
[#5]
By the way, don't put hot mustard in a glass with water and microwave--and then especially don't inhale the vapors through your nose.
Ask me how I know.....
Posted: 6/14/2008 12:15:56 PM EDT
[#6]
After eating crwfish, wash your hands meticulously before taking a piss.
