Posted: 6/12/2008 8:57:20 AM EDT
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It may be unrealistic but bear with me... So a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and A Kentuckian are working along the beach and come a cross a lamp and a genie pops out. Each gets one wish.. The Canadian is a farmer and wants his son to be a farmer. He wishes for fertile land in Canada forever. Poof it is done. Osama wishes hates Americans and all non-Islamic beings. He wishes for all non-Muslims to leave Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iran. Furthermore he want a wall built so that no non-Muslims may enter. So the Kentuckian sits back lights a smoke and asks for more info on the wall. The Genie says "Well, its 500 feet high, 500 feet thick and no one can get in out out of Pakistan, Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. Furthermore all Non-Muslims will be returned to there countries of origin." Great says the Kentuckian... Fill it 3/4 full of water. |
