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6/10/2008 5:18:18 PM EDT
Tuesday at 9PM and all of a sudden some gab-fest erupts outside the office, and music... this is odd


6/10/2008 5:30:15 PM EDT
[#1]
RECON the area and report back for further instructions.
6/10/2008 5:31:01 PM EDT
[#2]
in before the end of the world..
6/10/2008 5:31:09 PM EDT
[#3]
get some
6/10/2008 5:34:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Begin your reconnoiter.  If they start shooting at any spotlights, retreat to a fortified position.
6/10/2008 5:36:29 PM EDT
[#5]
Apparantly they have set up some sort of fort in their jungle-jim (putting a tarp or something over it) and the new-HS grad has decided to bring out his electric guitar.

Which he cannot play.
6/10/2008 5:40:52 PM EDT
[#6]
While on recon, did you notice any pie?
6/10/2008 5:42:50 PM EDT
[#7]
I heard pie, it could be the young neighbor is pursuing his first pie, and is using the ONLY TWO CHORDS ON HIS GUITAR HE KNOWS to do so.
6/10/2008 5:44:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Go for the pie
6/10/2008 5:53:30 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Apparently they have set up some sort of fort in their jungle-jim (putting a tarp or something over it) and the new-HS grad has decided to bring out his electric guitar.

Which he cannot play.


Based on this INTEL, your orders are to eliminate the acoustical threat, using any means necessary.

You have your orders, head out!
6/10/2008 5:56:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Start screaming "FREEBIRD' or 'INNAGODDADIVIDA".

Report back with the responses you get.  You gotta scream it like a drunk biker though.  
6/10/2008 6:02:03 PM EDT
[#11]
hmmm, I could wait until I hear a pause in the music, whispers and clothes rustling... AND THEN HIT 360 WATTS OF HALOGEN SECURITY LIGHT GOODNESS!!!

6/10/2008 6:06:16 PM EDT
[#12]
This could be worse than Y2K
6/10/2008 6:09:28 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
This could be worse than Y2K


Indeed.