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6/4/2008 7:45:45 PM EDT
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.
6/4/2008 7:46:25 PM EDT
[#1]
ok
6/4/2008 7:46:59 PM EDT
[#2]
eww
6/4/2008 7:47:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Dude, she's Fergalicious. I want to pound her too, all the time.
6/4/2008 7:47:57 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
ok


My thoughts tend to be pretty random especially when im drinking..  
6/4/2008 7:48:04 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd hit it.
6/4/2008 7:48:14 PM EDT
[#6]
I would.

I mean not like pee in her butt or drink her bathwater or anything, but if she came walking up and was like "Hey wanna fuck or what?"

I'd be like, "yeah I guess I could get off"


That's just me though.


6/4/2008 7:48:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Double tap.

6/4/2008 7:48:31 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd hit it like her pee hitting her pants or her shitty singing hitting my ear drums.
6/4/2008 7:48:49 PM EDT
[#9]







6/4/2008 7:48:58 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
eww


I guarantee you'd bang her if she would let you..  She's hot.
6/4/2008 7:49:32 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I would.

I mean not like pee in her butt or drink her bathwater or anything, but if she came walking up and was like "Hey wanna fuck or what?"

I'd be like, "yeah I guess I could get off"


That's just me though.




I'd pee in her butt.  You know, her big rise to fame was relatively sync'd with the concert where she urinated herself, right?
6/4/2008 7:49:49 PM EDT
[#12]

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img361.imageshack.us/img361/7294/2996ri5.jpg








I'd bang that one too.  I mean, how often does the average guy get to bang royalty?
6/4/2008 7:51:08 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ok


My thoughts tend to be pretty random especially when im drinking..  



Lol its all good. Go find us some pictures.
6/4/2008 7:51:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Meh, she's OK I guess.
6/4/2008 7:51:57 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img361.imageshack.us/img361/7294/2996ri5.jpg








I'd bang that one too.  I mean, how often does the average guy get to bang royalty?



My last girlfriend turned out to be a royal pain in the ass
6/4/2008 7:52:00 PM EDT
[#16]
6/4/2008 7:52:05 PM EDT
[#17]
You gonna get teh aidz.
6/4/2008 7:53:38 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales

6/4/2008 7:56:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Her face is hideous!
6/4/2008 7:57:03 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
You gonna get teh aidz.


no shit
6/4/2008 7:57:19 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales



Whales?  Or is it Wales?  Im talking about Stacy Ferguson the singer, Black Eyed peas, etc.  but I'd nail them both shut.  
6/4/2008 8:00:51 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You gonna get teh aidz.


no shit



doubt it
6/4/2008 8:07:53 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


I think she is a skank, not attractive, and I wouldn't fuck her with my enemy's dick. She is a whore.
6/4/2008 8:08:57 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


I think she is a skank, not attractive, and I wouldn't fuck her with my enemy's dick. She is a whore.


Sorry to hear that guy.  I'd go thru her like a tornado thru a trailer park.
6/4/2008 8:09:51 PM EDT
[#25]
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.
6/4/2008 8:10:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Yes.

Twice.

Unedited page 2 ownage as well.
6/4/2008 8:13:58 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....
6/4/2008 8:15:36 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


She's had "issues" in the past...
6/4/2008 8:15:45 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....
www.newstoob.com/2007/12/21/fergie-pissed-her-pants-on-stage/
6/4/2008 8:16:06 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..
6/4/2008 8:16:37 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.
6/4/2008 8:18:12 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.
6/4/2008 8:20:27 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

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She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.


yep
6/4/2008 8:21:04 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
You gonna get teh aidz gonnaherpesyphilitus.


6/4/2008 8:21:09 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.


Then we have something in common...
6/4/2008 8:22:41 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales



Whales?  Or is it Wales?  


...depends how the Weight Watchers is working for her.
6/4/2008 8:23:26 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Quoted:

Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.


Then we have something in common...



Then you could lick her where/when she pees
6/4/2008 8:24:56 PM EDT
[#38]
I'd hit it, with a can of lysol and some muriatic acid.

I've seen where it's been.
6/4/2008 8:25:08 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

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She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.


Then we have something in common...



Then you could lick her where/when she pees


Flushes out the pubes... like a Water Pik.

6/4/2008 8:27:41 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales



Whales?  Or is it Wales?  Im talking about Stacy Ferguson the singer, Black Eyed peas, etc.  but I'd nail them both shut.  

What?  Then why did you say Fergie?z
6/4/2008 8:28:54 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Quoted:
She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....


There is apic where it appears she pissed herself on stage.  Probably she was hopped up on blow or crank..


She is a "former" meth head.



I hear she likes to lick pussy too.


Then we have something in common...



Then you could lick her where/when she pees


Hence my stipulation:  She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.
6/4/2008 8:29:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Boy this thread has really confused the old men
6/4/2008 8:29:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Why do I get the feeling it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
6/4/2008 8:29:52 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales



Whales?  Or is it Wales?  Im talking about Stacy Ferguson the singer, Black Eyed peas, etc.  but I'd nail them both shut.  

What?  Then why did you say Fergie?z


They go by the same moniker right?
6/4/2008 8:31:03 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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She would have to empty her bladder before I would hit it.


confused....
www.newstoob.com/2007/12/21/fergie-pissed-her-pants-on-stage/


I would still do it I think that she has showered since then.  
6/4/2008 8:32:09 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

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Im half drunk and I want to bang her.  well I want to bang her sober too but she just came across my thought srandomly, just now.  

Thats all.


Dutchess of Whales



Whales?  Or is it Wales?  Im talking about Stacy Ferguson the singer, Black Eyed peas, etc.  but I'd nail them both shut.  

What?  Then why did you say Fergie?z


They go by the same moniker right?


"Moniker..."?

Methinks you're not very drunk.

6/4/2008 8:32:12 PM EDT
[#47]

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Why do I get the feeling it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?


Strap a 6' 2x4 across my ass and dive right in.
6/4/2008 8:32:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Fergie (the Dutchess) is fine and a true redhead to boot.

Fergie (the piss pot) is a skanky tweaker whom I wouldnt piss on if she.......oh wait.
6/4/2008 8:50:49 PM EDT
[#49]
Well, Fergie gets mixed reviews.. How 'bout Shakira!
6/5/2008 1:33:19 AM EDT
[#50]
Are you sure you're only half drunk?
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