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Site News The People of Virginia VS Grabigial BanBerger | ARFCOM News
5/30/2008 8:22:28 AM EDT

5/30/2008 8:23:30 AM EDT
[#1]
A new breed of Cow has found a better way to harvest grass...
5/30/2008 8:25:12 AM EDT
[#2]
2nd pic I cant unsee inmy mind for forever
5/30/2008 8:28:54 AM EDT
[#3]
and in other news, the Djiboutian Franc topped the dollar today.
5/30/2008 8:31:41 AM EDT
[#4]
At least she's doing her fucking lawn.  I have some very able bodied neighbors who let the grass go to seed before they mow.  Makes me want to do the Roundup ice cube trick.
5/30/2008 8:33:37 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
farm1.static.flickr.com/98/267332697_7f64e76057_o.jpg


They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white and heavy.

Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Can't you see I'm white n' heavy
Look at me I'm white n' heavy!

I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
I'm just too white n' heavy
Really, really white n' heavy
5/30/2008 8:34:32 AM EDT
[#6]
"I wonder if I have enough for a salad?"
5/30/2008 8:35:46 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
farm1.static.flickr.com/98/267332697_7f64e76057_o.jpg


They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white and heavy.

Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Can't you see I'm white n' heavy
Look at me I'm white n' heavy!

I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
I'm just too white n' heavy
Really, really white n' heavy
5/30/2008 8:35:47 AM EDT
[#8]
did you just make that up???
5/30/2008 8:36:28 AM EDT
[#9]
Hasn't modern science combined these machines?
5/30/2008 8:39:58 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
At least she's doing her fucking lawn.  


I was thinking the very same thing.
Two of my neighbors have completely eliminated their grass so they don't have to mow it.
And I now a bunch of folks that pay someone to mow their lawn (and they also pay for a membership to a gym--which make me go, but hey it's their money).
5/30/2008 8:40:01 AM EDT
[#11]
Al Gore would be proud, she's using TWO electric powered devices at the same time.
5/30/2008 8:41:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Rascal... when a self propelled mower isn't enough.
5/30/2008 8:42:42 AM EDT
[#13]
wow
5/30/2008 8:44:27 AM EDT
[#14]
Shit, she's doing more work on her lawn than a lot of able-bodied Arfcommers.

5/30/2008 8:44:28 AM EDT
[#15]
5/30/2008 8:44:44 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
did you just make that up???


You've never seen Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video, I take it...

youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
5/30/2008 8:48:35 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
2nd pic I cant unsee inmy mind for forever


It's not even that bad. Go see tubgirl and see if you ever think about this picture again.
5/30/2008 8:53:39 AM EDT
[#18]
Even her yard art can't believe what it's seeing:
5/30/2008 8:58:27 AM EDT
[#19]
You know, I'm actually impressed by her ingenuity. I know I'm supposed to point and laugh and all that, but damn. I just can't.

Good on her.
5/30/2008 8:58:32 AM EDT
[#20]


The yard art is just trying to figure who is going to eat it, the mower or the woman.
5/30/2008 8:58:36 AM EDT
[#21]
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
5/30/2008 9:04:05 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
You know, I'm actually impressed by her ingenuity. I know I'm supposed to point and laugh and all that, but damn. I just can't.

Good on her.


+1
5/30/2008 9:06:38 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
A new breed of Cow has found a better way to harvest grass...


Naw, if that were the case, the grass would be a lot longer and she'd be driving a baler.
5/30/2008 9:08:55 AM EDT
[#24]
"Now I can see mow the world"
5/30/2008 9:18:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Kinda sad, who really know what got here to the point she is at.
5/30/2008 9:22:03 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Kinda sad, who really know what got here to the point she is at.



I know, I know...

The culprits are the fork and spoon, which were used to shovel in lots of fats, and I think it happened in the kitchen.

Do I win this round of "Clue"?



I know for sure that an 1800 calorie-a-day diet and exercise didn't get here there.
5/30/2008 9:22:58 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
At least she's doing her fucking lawn.  I have some very able bodied neighbors who let the grass go to seed before they mow.  Makes me want to do the Roundup ice cube trick.


Never heard of this trick, how's it work?
5/30/2008 9:31:22 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least she's doing her fucking lawn.  I have some very able bodied neighbors who let the grass go to seed before they mow.  Makes me want to do the Roundup ice cube trick.


Never heard of this trick, how's it work?



If one was to freeze Roundup in the ice cube tray, one could toss said "ice" cube over the fence, so to speak.  When  said "ice" cube melts it brings liquid death to the grass in unsightly spots.
5/30/2008 9:32:20 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
farm1.static.flickr.com/98/267332697_7f64e76057_o.jpg


They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white and heavy.

Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Can't you see I'm white n' heavy
Look at me I'm white n' heavy!

I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
I'm just too white n' heavy
Really, really white n' heavy
5/30/2008 9:47:38 AM EDT
[#30]
Looks like she's doing her part on not supporting illegal immigration to me. Though I'm sure she's making up for it by consuming shit-tons of public health benefits.
5/30/2008 10:11:39 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
farm1.static.flickr.com/98/267332697_7f64e76057_o.jpg


They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white and heavy.

Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Can't you see I'm white n' heavy
Look at me I'm white n' heavy!

I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
Think I'm just too white n' heavy
I'm just too white n' heavy
Really, really white n' heavy





That's fucking funny
5/30/2008 10:23:07 AM EDT
[#32]
In other news, we have top secret photos to show you this evening:

"Santa has shorn his beard and secretly replaced his reindeer with an electric mower and his sleigh with a Hoveround 9000."
5/30/2008 10:26:45 AM EDT
[#33]
At least she is cutting her own fucking grass.  
5/30/2008 10:42:40 AM EDT
[#34]
"Earl better wake up from his fucking nap soon, I gotta piss"
5/30/2008 1:09:02 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Shit, she's doing more work on her lawn than a lot of able-bodied Arfcommers.



+1
5/30/2008 3:04:22 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Kinda sad, who really know what got here to the point she is at.



I know, I know...

The culprits are the fork and spoon, which were used to shovel in lots of fats, and I think it happened in the kitchen.

Do I win this round of "Clue"?



I know for sure that an 1800 calorie-a-day diet and exercise didn't get here there.


Maybe, maybe not.

Kinda judgemental.
5/30/2008 3:22:05 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Hasn't modern science combined these machines?



yeah it is called a riding mower.
5/30/2008 3:44:01 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hasn't modern science combined these machines?



yeah it is called a riding mower.


Hell, she'd dig a ditch on a riding mower.
5/30/2008 3:56:04 PM EDT
[#39]
A certain segment of ARfcom can always be counted on to "show its class."
5/30/2008 4:08:09 PM EDT
[#40]
"Weight loss, one step at a time"
5/30/2008 4:10:00 PM EDT
[#41]
My lawn mower likes to walk its fat lady daily.
5/30/2008 4:11:26 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You know, I'm actually impressed by her ingenuity. I know I'm supposed to point and laugh and all that, but damn. I just can't.

Good on her.


+1


Getting out of the house is a +1.  Doing yard work instead of paying someone else to do it is a +2.
5/30/2008 4:16:16 PM EDT
[#43]
They see me rollin', they hatin'
5/30/2008 4:27:08 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Getting out of the house is a +1.  Doing yard work instead of paying someone else to do it is a +2.

+ ... uh, 2?

Caption -

"If I can do it, why can't you?"
5/30/2008 4:27:31 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
did you just make that up???


You've never seen Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video, I take it...

youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw


 I love that video...
5/30/2008 4:45:34 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
did you just make that up???


You've never seen Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video, I take it...

youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw


Never heard the original song, but that was still funny!

It's good to see Weird Al is still around...
5/30/2008 4:47:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Nevermind
5/30/2008 5:48:44 PM EDT
[#48]
At a loss for words here
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