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5/23/2008 8:59:04 AM EDT
The United Way realized that it had never received
a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a
United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research
shows that even though your annual income is over two
million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't
you like to give something back to your community through
the United Way?'

The lawyer thinks for just a minute and says, 'First, did your
research also show you that my mother is dying after a long,
painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond
her ability to pay?'

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... no, I didn't know that.'

'Secondly,' says the lawyer, ' did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?'

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

'Third, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of
private tutors?'


The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.'

'So' said the lawyer '...if I didn't give any money to any of them, what the hell makes you think I'd give any to you?


5/23/2008 9:01:06 AM EDT
[#1]

Brutal! Good one!
5/23/2008 9:03:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Funny joke.

(Now, for the commentary: Until the fucking UW gets their head out of their ass and goes back to supporting the Scouts, they can piss off and die.)

5/27/2008 7:14:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Bump for the hell of it.