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5/12/2008 6:39:36 AM EDT
I have always liked some of the wisdom and quotes I have learned here, I would like to know some more.  Some of my favorites:

-Never mess with anything that can bleed for five days and survive.  (told my wife this one, she thought it was funny).

-No matter how hot a woman is, some man some where is sick of her crap.

Others?
5/12/2008 6:41:00 AM EDT
[#1]
- Never pet a barking dog

- You MUST cite your source no matter how obvious the quote is. You will be called on it every time and the ONE time you forget, you get lambasted

- NEVER CITE WIKIPEDIA NO MATTER HOW FACTUAL THE REPORT IS
5/12/2008 6:45:46 AM EDT
[#2]
Hookers and Blow
5/12/2008 6:46:20 AM EDT
[#3]
Never pet a burning dog.
5/12/2008 6:47:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Never throw rocks at airplanes.
5/12/2008 6:48:09 AM EDT
[#5]
Only porn stars should look cool shooting

The aggressor most vanquish, while the defender needs merely to survive

Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt

the harder you work, the tougher it is to surrender

Fight like a man, so you will not have to die like a dog

Only the tools of the Warrior change; Not his mindset

Diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip

If everyone is thinking the same thing than someone isn't thinking

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

Freedom is only for those who have the gut to defend it





5/12/2008 6:49:06 AM EDT
[#6]
Another favorite from here:  EJECT!!!
5/12/2008 6:49:36 AM EDT
[#7]
When in doubt, get both.
5/12/2008 6:50:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Never fry bacon in the nude
5/12/2008 6:51:41 AM EDT
[#9]
The answer to any numerical question is 87.

There is a fine line between victim and conspirator, and we don't see it.
5/12/2008 6:52:01 AM EDT
[#10]
Don't be rude in Texas.
5/12/2008 6:53:19 AM EDT
[#11]
- You cannot bring fire onto a plane.
- Planes can (or cannot) take off from conveyor belts.
- Shooting things is fun. (Thanks for Old Painless for that bit of wisdom.  Seriously)
5/12/2008 6:58:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Don't squat with your spurs on.

Spiders must be killed with fire.

Stupid hurts, wear a helmet.

If you are going to be dumb, you'd better be tough.

The deal of a lifetime comes 'round 'bout once a week.

"He's a nice enough boy, but he'd cross thread a ketchup bottle."

Life may suck, but it is better than the alternative.
5/12/2008 7:00:08 AM EDT
[#13]
sheep+velcro gloves+kilt+cliff=fun
5/12/2008 7:00:30 AM EDT
[#14]
Two is one, one is none.


(not necessarrily an arfcom saying, but a good one)
5/12/2008 7:05:26 AM EDT
[#15]
Lord loves a workin' man.

Don't trust whitey.

See a doctor and get rid of it.