TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE RAMADAN

'Twas the night before Ramadan, and all through Kabul,
the Taliban facing the end of their rule;

Bin Laden was crouching, all snug in his lair,
for soon he would hang in the town's public square;

As he hid in his cave, dirt and rocks for his bed,
our brave Special Forces will soon hand him his head;

And then deep in his bunker, a thunderous clap,
as Osama prepared for the ultimate nap;

As our B-52s did relentlessly batter,
all his troops and companions forced to scatter;

From their cavernous fortress, a near blinding flash,
the Taliban soldiers were now corned beef f*ckin' hash;

Soon Afghanistan will be covered in snow,
Will it slow our campaign?  Well, the answer is NO!

Our resolve, it is strong, and our mission is clear,
as we wipe off their faces that most hideous sneer;

It will not be tomorrow, it may not even be quick,
For these f*cks spawn from hell and their motives are sick;

More rapid than eagles, our forces they came,
 With a rage in our eye, and the heat of our flame;

"Hey Yassar, Bin Laden!  Yo, Saddam Hussein!"
We will soon put an end to your terrible reign;

Just like white is on rice, to your asses we're glued;
If you want my assessment, I'd say you are screwed;

For as long as it takes, we'll pursue near and far,
I'll hang your shattered skull on the wall of my bar;

For wherever you scurry, wherever you run;
You will stay in the sights of my big f*cking gun;

We will surgically strike with the deadliest stealth,
You will realize our missiles are bad for your health;

We are proud of the way that this country's been led,
And won't let these thugs cause us horror and dread;

Let us now keep our word, and wish for good luck,
And then once and for all we'll get rid of this f*ck,

Then out of our sorrow, an eagle will rise,
As we hold our heads proudly and look to the skies;

Yes we WILL wave the flag at the end of the day
For our freedom and spirit they can't take away.

Then we all will exclaim, as we're hoisting Old Glory,
"Go f*ck yourself, Osama! It's the end of your story!"

Excellent!

Eric The(GodBlessTheFDNY![u]and[/u]RoyalIrishArsesEverywhere!)Hun[>]:)]

BTT

that was the best one of those things i ever read, you could even rap to it (to attract inner city kids to our cause)