Posted: 5/4/2008 1:36:24 PM EDT
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Who here (of legal age) has never been drunk. I drink all the time, but I have never been drunk. ETA: My sister calls me a drunk as a joke because I drink so much in large quantities . But for 70 I will try harder. |
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Once in Newport Rhode Island, I jumped off the pier in the middle of winter to go after this hot chicks shoe thet fell into the water. I dove to the bottom, felt a box spring and a tire, that was it. Came up, told my lips were blue and to get out, had to swim 50 yards to a rope to get back up. Corpman was with us and got a hotel room to warm up, suggested I had mild hypothermia.  This all happened about 10pm and I opened the bar that day at 10 am
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No queer drinks for me |