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4/29/2008 8:50:17 AM EDT
4/29/2008 8:50:48 AM EDT
[#1]
"Lasers"
4/29/2008 8:50:49 AM EDT
[#2]
"I'm the boogey man!!!"
4/29/2008 8:51:11 AM EDT
[#3]
"Beware da white debils!"
4/29/2008 8:52:21 AM EDT
[#4]
When I toss salads I spread da cheeks like dis
4/29/2008 8:53:23 AM EDT
[#5]
"...and I be peekin' in dat nappy headed hoe's window like dis!"
4/29/2008 8:54:15 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080428/capt.248b63e4ecf54a0da1621ddb89836960.obama_pastor_dcsa105.jpg?x=400&y=241&sig=cj66aJxi49dKdk00QHz2kQ--



"don't shoot.....I swear that dead hooker was in the trunk when I stole the car!"
4/29/2008 8:57:06 AM EDT
[#7]
Grab the boobies like this!
4/29/2008 8:59:55 AM EDT
[#8]
"This is how George W Bush waved his hands to create the HIV virus."
4/29/2008 9:01:48 AM EDT
[#9]
Where I'z getz lost is when I haz ta count to elebben...
4/29/2008 9:07:35 AM EDT
[#10]
"... and you be sneakin' up on dem like dis... and then you jump on deys back and yell BUTTSECKS."
4/29/2008 9:09:27 AM EDT
[#11]
"Tune in Tokio"
4/29/2008 9:09:44 AM EDT
[#12]
an dis is how many hos i roll widz
4/29/2008 9:11:39 AM EDT
[#13]
"See here....two free hands to cup the balls!"
4/29/2008 9:20:09 AM EDT
[#14]
It never fails. Post a picture of a black person and somebody here will make him talk like Sambo.

4/29/2008 9:25:29 AM EDT
[#15]
"ug-gadi-boog-gadi boo" no more whitey comin' after you!
4/29/2008 9:28:09 AM EDT
[#16]
"I hate the USA and I'm a racist."
4/29/2008 9:29:59 AM EDT
[#17]
"Motorboat!!!"
4/29/2008 9:30:46 AM EDT
[#18]
4/29/2008 9:31:22 AM EDT
[#19]
So I don't "use soap," so I've never had "sex with a woman," so I "hate America and wish that it burns in hell only to be replaced by France"......

ETA: I hope you guys get this one!
4/29/2008 9:32:02 AM EDT
[#20]
some generally accepted racist quote found everyday here...
4/29/2008 9:34:01 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
"I hate the USA and I'm a racist."


you win
4/29/2008 9:34:19 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080428/capt.248b63e4ecf54a0da1621ddb89836960.obama_pastor_dcsa105.jpg?x=400&y=241&sig=cj66aJxi49dKdk00QHz2kQ--



"don't shoot.....I swear that dead hooker was in the trunk when I stole the car!"


Was it a 2007 Jaguar in NYC?
4/29/2008 9:35:30 AM EDT
[#23]
Don't shoot!!
4/29/2008 9:37:21 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
So I don't "use soap," so I've never had "sex with a woman," so I "hate America and wish that it burns in hell only to be replaced by France"......

ETA: I hope you guys get this one!


4/29/2008 9:49:31 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So I don't "use soap," so I've never had "sex with a woman," so I "hate America and wish that it burns in hell only to be replaced by France"......

ETA: I hope you guys get this one!




So you got the joke?! Because my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy so I'm trying to find a youtube video but I can't!

OK! I found the Link for everyone who thinks I'm weird!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2357111
4/29/2008 9:52:14 AM EDT
[#26]
"It was a spooky ghost!!"
4/29/2008 9:57:28 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
So I don't "use soap," so I've never had "sex with a woman," so I "hate America and wish that it burns in hell only to be replaced by France"......

ETA: I hope you guys get this one!




So you got the joke?! Because my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy so I'm trying to find a youtube video but I can't!




Chris Farley, SNL skit.

Funny stuff.



Here ya go....

www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2506
4/29/2008 9:59:40 AM EDT
[#28]
"I will bring down the one you call Obama"
4/29/2008 10:07:09 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
So I don't "use soap," so I've never had "sex with a woman," so I "hate America and wish that it burns in hell only to be replaced by France"......

ETA: I hope you guys get this one!




So you got the joke?! Because my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy so I'm trying to find a youtube video but I can't!




Chris Farley, SNL skit.

Funny stuff.



Here ya go....

www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2506


Well, maybe I don't "look the part". I'm not "felt". I don't "look comfortable on camera". I'm not "gabby". I don't "understand what'd going on in the news". I'm not "likable". I don't "get along with people". When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact". I guess I don't "fit the mold". I don't "wear the latest clothes" or even ones that don't "reek". I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff". I don't have "firm breasts". I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not "spick and span". I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs".

LOL!!! That's the best!