"don't shoot.....I swear that dead hooker was in the trunk when I stole the car!" |
Was it a 2007 Jaguar in NYC? |
So you got the joke?! Because my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy so I'm trying to find a youtube video but I can't! OK! I found the Link for everyone who thinks I'm weird! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2357111 |
Chris Farley, SNL skit. Funny stuff. Here ya go.... www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2506 |
Well, maybe I don't "look the part". I'm not "felt". I don't "look comfortable on camera". I'm not "gabby". I don't "understand what'd going on in the news". I'm not "likable". I don't "get along with people". When I go to work, I don't "make eye contact". I guess I don't "fit the mold". I don't "wear the latest clothes" or even ones that don't "reek". I don't "change my underwear". I'm not "buff". I don't have "firm breasts". I don't "exercise". And when I do sweat, I don't "shower". I'm not "spick and span". I don't "clean the area between my crotch and legs". LOL!!! That's the best! |


