Posted: 4/22/2008 6:10:34 PM EDT
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> At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly > gentleman and an elderly lady > struck up a conversation and discovered that > they both loved to fish. > > Since both of them were widowed, > they decided to go fishing together the next day.! > > The gentleman picked the lady up, and they > headed to the river to his fishing boat and > started out on their adventure. > > They were riding down the river when there was a > fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, > > 'Do you want to go up or down?' > > All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt > and pants and made mad passionate love to the man > right there in the boat ! > > When they finished, the man couldn't believe > what had just happened, but he had just experienced > the best sex that he'd had in years. > > They fished for a while and continued on down the > river, when soon they came upon another fork in the > river. > > He again asked the lady, 'Up or down ?' > > There she went again, stripped off her clothes, > and made wild passionate love to him again. > > This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so > he asked her to go fishing again the next day. > > She said yes and there they were the ! next day, > riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in > riv er, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?' > > The woman replied, 'Down.' > > A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman > guided the boat down the river when he came upon > another fork in the river and he asked the > lady,'Up or down ?' > > She replied, 'Up.' > > This really confused the gentleman so he asked, > > 'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked > you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad > passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!' > > She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing > my hearing aid and I thought the choices were > fuck or drown. >> > Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting >> > about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all >> > three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their >> > eyes . >> > >> > After a few days they meet again..... >> > >> > The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend >> came back >> > home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, >> > 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night >> > long.' >> > >> > The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was >> > wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a >> > raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had >> > wild sex all night.' >> > >> > The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my >> > mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super >> > stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the >> > TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner? |
