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4/13/2008 12:32:54 PM EDT
Personally, I think the stuff is disgusting.  Since coming to the midwest I've noticed that nothing is safe from being doused in it..  Aside from regular salad (nothing funnier than seeing a girl order a salad because shes on a diet and then load it ranch dressing), buffalo wings, chicken rings (its a white castle thing), pizza, twice baked potatoes, etc, etc.  Nothing is safe.  

WTF is that stuff made from anyways, the devils ejaculation?
4/13/2008 12:33:55 PM EDT
[#1]
On salads, I don't like it.

On buffalo wings though, it's great.

Woohoo, IBTP!
4/13/2008 12:34:38 PM EDT
[#2]
It is a condiment handed down from God himself.


4/13/2008 12:35:53 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
It is a condiment handed down from God himself.



+1
4/13/2008 12:36:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Ranch is ok, but I prefer SevenSea's Green Goddess dressing.
4/13/2008 12:37:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Hey its good stuff but some people put it on WAY to many things.
4/13/2008 12:38:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Voted AWESOME!!!!111!!1 yet I don't put it on much. A good balsamic vinaigrette is so much tastier imo.
4/13/2008 12:39:12 PM EDT
[#7]
yucky  
4/13/2008 12:41:10 PM EDT
[#8]
It's made from mayo, water and herbs.

And it's delish.

But I like blue cheese better.
4/13/2008 12:43:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Okay on salads, but great for anything deep fried!  Like a really unhealthy version of ketchup for me.
4/13/2008 12:45:13 PM EDT
[#10]
I use it as marinade to bake chicken,sometimes.
Marinade the chix breast for as long as you want,
even overnight, in this mixture:

Ranch
Lemon juice
Little oil
Garlic salt
Pepper

Bake at low heat as to not burn the ranch. 300 degrees
for about 45 mins works best. Baste the chicken as it cooks
with the leftover marinade, and the stuff that cooks in the pan.
4/13/2008 12:45:39 PM EDT
[#11]
I don't think it's terrible, but 99 times out of 100 I'll pick something else. I think it's ehh...so-so
4/13/2008 12:46:18 PM EDT
[#12]
Goes good with pizza.  Especially the Peppercorn Ranch.

Yummmm.

4/13/2008 12:47:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Fugging Disgusting
4/13/2008 12:53:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Btw, it has to be Kraft Ranch.  Hidden Valley is fucking disgusting.
4/13/2008 12:54:06 PM EDT
[#15]
I loathe bottled ranch dressing on salad or any other food.

My wife buys the ranch dressing mix in packets and adds cayenne pepper to it, she then quarters potatos and coats them with olive oil and the ranch and cayenne mix and roasts them.

Now that I like.
4/13/2008 12:55:50 PM EDT
[#16]
Ranch is ok when thats all you have available but  blue cheese is the ultimate condiment.
4/13/2008 12:56:27 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
It is a condiment handed down from God himself.





first he gave us bacon then ranch he is almighty
4/13/2008 12:57:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Russian dressing FTW! Ranch is too tangy for me. I like something sweet on my salad.
4/13/2008 1:00:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Ranch dressing on buffalo wings can not be beat.  It does go well with a variety of other foods though.  I don't really eat fresh vegetables unless they're dunked in the stuff .
4/13/2008 1:02:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Not a fan. At all. I only eat Italian dressings, not creamy Italian. DO NOT WANT.
4/13/2008 1:04:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I use for wings and some pizza. Other than that, the stuff stays away from me.
4/13/2008 1:04:20 PM EDT
[#22]
1K Island
4/13/2008 1:10:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Ranch fan here.

It goes well on damn near anything (that's a non-purist food, of course).
4/13/2008 1:18:40 PM EDT
[#24]
My absolute favorite!  I'm a snob though and only like certain kinds of buttermilk ranch.  I don't care for anything you can buy in the store.
4/13/2008 1:24:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Never heard of the stuff before wifey came on board. Now its a must have for her and the two chilluns. I can take it or leave it but often its the only game in town around these parts!  IMHO blue cheese (roquefort) is the best followed by Dorothy Lynch and then ranch a distant 3rd.
4/13/2008 1:30:46 PM EDT
[#26]
Honey Mustard
4/13/2008 1:34:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Ranch dressing is for girls.    Guys are supposed to eat Thousand Island dressing.  Bleu cheese is good, too.  Try putting bleu cheese dressing on a meatball sub, mmmmmmm goood.
4/13/2008 1:36:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Pretty good, although I'm kind of hung on Spicy Ranch right now!
4/18/2008 12:02:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Just gave ranch another try as I havn't had it in years and figured that maybe my taste buds changed.

My female friend took me to outback steak house, she ordered the cheese fries (with bacon) for us to split as an appetizer and dropped off a bowl of ranch with them.  The fries where tasty but when I tried them with ranch, not only did it completely kill the taste of cheese and bacon, but it tasted nasty.

4/18/2008 12:04:05 PM EDT
[#30]
No surprise, seeing as the OP is from Ohio.
4/18/2008 12:04:34 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
It is a condiment handed down from God himself.




couldnt have said it better myself
4/18/2008 12:04:51 PM EDT
[#32]
Ranch dressing is...

made in Reno.
4/18/2008 12:07:08 PM EDT
[#33]
ranch dressing = .
4/18/2008 12:07:18 PM EDT
[#34]
I can't stand ranch dressing (but I like ranch flavored things )
I much rather prefer a nice Italian, Honey Mustard, or French/Catalina dressing on my salad.

I understand that some people like different things than I do, but slathering ranch dressing on EVERYTHING is disgusting.
4/18/2008 12:07:21 PM EDT
[#35]
Meh it's okay.  I don't need to smother everything in it.  But I do like it on somethings.
4/18/2008 12:08:16 PM EDT
[#36]
i like it, but NEVER eat it, but of how bad it is for your health..
4/18/2008 12:16:11 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
No surprise, seeing as the OP is from Ohio.


surprised by what?  

and no, I'm not from OH.  If you read the post it says "Since coming to the midwest"...I was born and raised in the NYC area and am currently residing in OH for school.
4/18/2008 12:17:35 PM EDT
[#38]
I never really had a problem with ranch dressing in my younger years. I was not really a fan, but i wasnt a hater either. Then things began to change. I got into cooking, and after a while, ended up with a sous chef position at a tapas joint with some very complicated cuisine. All or our salad dressings were hand-made from top shelf ingredients and fresh herbs and fruits. In fact, we were known in the trendy/upscale dining community for our unparalleled dressings. The only complaints we ever got were from fat white trash ho-bags who would wonder in after reading a review, and immediately be outraged that we wouldn't douche her salad with ranch dressing. This is usually the same bitch who would get upset that we did not have ketchup for the beef carrpachio or tartar sauce for the seared ahi sushimi.

years later, i took a job or a pub/grill type place to make ends meet, and this is when i truly learned the horror of ranch dressing. i cant tell you how many times i served people 3000 calorie baskets of fried cheese curds, along side a tub of emulsified animal and plant fats (ranch dressing) per their request. gross.

Buffalo wings, fine

french fries, fried cheese, pizza, just say no.
4/18/2008 12:22:45 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No surprise, seeing as the OP is from Ohio.


surprised by what?  

and no, I'm not from OH.  If you read the post it says "Since coming to the midwest"...I was born and raised in the NYC area and am currently residing in OH for school.



Oops, I misread that as saying "since coming FROM the Midwest..."  

That kinda makes my reply inaccurate now.  I wouldn't be surprised if people from the Midwest (OH) didn't like Ranch very much.  Food in that area tends to be bland compared to other regions in the country.  There was a big thread not too long ago about this.  I think Dusty_C started it.  I wasn't being smug or anything, it was just a regional observation.
4/18/2008 12:27:16 PM EDT
[#40]


This is the typical attitude down here.  

I think they invented the stuff down here.  I for one can't stand it, and they put the shit on everything.  Personally, I think people would eat horse turds if they covered them in ranch dressing first.