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4/10/2008 8:02:37 AM EDT
The average liberal is a never married single mother living on welfare in government housing, fed by food stamps and totally funded by taxes paid by conservatives.

This average liberal dropped out of high school, was 'placed' from grade to grade before high school, never did her own work in school but copied everything.  She knows almost nothing and has a very low effective IQ and a low gross IQ too.

If a liberal goes to college or a university he or she will seek out the easiest, least rigorous course of study whose content is nothing more than nonsense and bullshit somebody just made up.  liberals will avoid difficult majors, where there actually are correct answers, like the plague.

If a liberal actually graduates from a college or university there will be no jobs open for them and they will be forced to go to law school so they may eventually find employment or the liberal will stay at the university 'forever' and then try to get a teaching job instead of a 'real job', you know a real job...like at Exxon or Chevron or .....  

That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  

Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.



(note:  There actually are a few college and university instructors who are not liberals and for who teaching actually is a real job.)

(also note:  The majority of college and university graduates are conservative Republicans.)  
4/10/2008 8:03:34 AM EDT
[#1]
Your average Rusky never takes a dump without a plan.
4/10/2008 8:06:12 AM EDT
[#2]
"It's the easiest thing in the world to be a liberal." -Maha Rushie
4/10/2008 8:06:52 AM EDT
[#3]
I have a friend who is VERY left wing. She has been in school her whole adult life, though she is a math major, so the whole "easiest course available" thing does not apply with her.

My wife is a moderate leaning right and a Jr High math teacher. That is a real job. I would rather work in hard labor than teach Jr High.
4/10/2008 8:09:03 AM EDT
[#4]

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(also note:  The majority of college and university graduates are conservative Republicans.)  


Well, NOW they are, now that they've realized where all those taxes have to come from
4/10/2008 8:11:23 AM EDT
[#5]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.
4/10/2008 8:13:16 AM EDT
[#6]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


Oh SNAP!


I'm not included in that statement am I DK?
4/10/2008 8:14:22 AM EDT
[#7]

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Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


Couldn't agree more.

No offense - but I'm a strong believer that the average human, regardless of being conservative or liberal, is a fucking retard. Myself included, of course.

I've met just as many retarded conservatives as I've met retarded liberals.

The reason I'm a conservative, however, is that when it comes to non-retarded formulation of conservative beliefs vs non-retarded formation of liberal beliefs, I maintain that the conservative view is superior.
4/10/2008 8:15:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Where do you get your information? Most of my democrat friends are fairly intelligent people that recieved a lot of schooling.

Don't make general assumptions about a political group because you don't like them.

4/10/2008 8:17:11 AM EDT
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4/10/2008 8:17:48 AM EDT
[#10]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


AHA!  They're all liberals!  It's a conspiracy!
4/10/2008 8:19:24 AM EDT
[#11]
"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on
4/10/2008 8:20:01 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on



Liberal women have penises?  
4/10/2008 8:21:27 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on



Liberal women have penises?  



They don't teach that in school!
4/10/2008 8:24:23 AM EDT
[#14]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


QFT. That thing is stupid. My Super Left Wing colleague has 3 PhD's and 4 masters degrees. ALL in hard research sciences, mainly geophysics. Some of the hard core "conservative" people I know have barely more than high school education.

Your post is BS.
4/10/2008 8:25:09 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

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"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on



Liberal women have penises?  


You would be surprised at THAT stat...
4/10/2008 8:25:34 AM EDT
[#16]
I firmly believe that liberals are intellectually dishonest.  How can anyone possibly believe that crap?
4/10/2008 8:25:39 AM EDT
[#17]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


If you believe that education = mentally superior then you are crippled too high for crutches.
4/10/2008 8:28:09 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


If you believe that education = mentally superior then you are crippled too high for crutches.


Where did he say they were mentally superior? He was responding to OPs claim about intellect, which is related to education.
4/10/2008 8:30:52 AM EDT
[#19]
my sister-in-law and her husband are big libs and they both have doctorate degrees in plant pathology.

my wife's best friend is a flaming lib and she has an undergrad degree in microbiology and an MBA....and by the way she's a practing MD too.





4/10/2008 8:30:56 AM EDT
[#20]
I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  
4/10/2008 8:31:12 AM EDT
[#21]
I think it's more of the opposite. You're average liberal most likely has lived a very sheltered life. You won't find many blue collar liberals. Most are folks who spend the majority of there young lives inside an institution or at home being pampered instead of experiencing the "real world".  Liberals usually lack common sense one would normally develop from experience.
4/10/2008 8:31:31 AM EDT
[#22]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


If you believe that education = mentally superior then you are crippled too high for crutches.


The Sean Hannity forum is that-a-way.  ->
4/10/2008 8:32:10 AM EDT
[#23]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


Most liberals I know are better educated than most conservatives I know.



Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.






Get a grip.


Spend 2 minutes surfing G.D. and you'll see mentally inferior all over the place.


If you believe that education = mentally superior then you are crippled too high for crutches.


Whereas calling people names is always a sign of great intellect, right?  



The fact is (just in case anyone is actually interested in facts in thsi thread) that there is a general correlation between education level and success in life.

In general, the more educated people are, the more successful they are, the more money they make, and the more they contribute to society.


Does education make someone "smart"?  Of course not.  We can all think of examples of people with worthless degrees that are morons, or just have no common sense.

But, "smart" people tend to get an education, because they understand the value of it.  It's not a coincidence that most people who are designing rockets, searching for cancer cures, developing new materials, leading large corporations, etc - almost invariably (barring the rare exception) are highly educated people.


4/10/2008 8:32:52 AM EDT
[#24]

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I think it's more of the opposite. You're average liberal most likely has lived a very sheltered life. You won't find many blue collar liberals. Most are folks who spend most of there lives inside an institution or at home being pampered instead of experiencing the "real world".  


you don't get out of TX much, huh?
4/10/2008 8:34:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Liberalism is a mental disorder. Savage is right, and if you disagree I invite you to SUCK IT!!!
4/10/2008 8:34:55 AM EDT
[#26]

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"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on



Liberal women have penises?  



big clits, tiny penises, not much difference I suspect.

TXL
4/10/2008 8:35:11 AM EDT
[#27]

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The average liberal is a never married single mother living on welfare in government housing, fed by food stamps and totally funded by taxes paid by conservatives.

This average liberal dropped out of high school, was 'placed' from grade to grade before high school, never did her own work in school but copied everything.  She knows almost nothing and has a very low effective IQ and a low gross IQ too.

If a liberal goes to college or a university he or she will seek out the easiest, least rigorous course of study whose content is nothing more than nonsense and bullshit somebody just made up.  liberals will avoid difficult majors, where there actually are correct answers, like the plague.

If a liberal actually graduates from a college or university there will be no jobs open for them and they will be forced to go to law school so they may eventually find employment or the liberal will stay at the university 'forever' and then try to get a teaching job instead of a 'real job', you know a real job...like at Exxon or Chevron or .....  

That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  

Never forget it.  Never forget they are mentally inferior to normal people.



(note:  There actually are a few college and university instructors who are not liberals and for who teaching actually is a real job.)

(also note:  The majority of college and university graduates are conservative Republicans.)  



The average conservative is a computer commando who lives in his parents basement, has a GED (barely), cannot differentiate between "lose" and "loose", and makes wildly inaccurate sweeping generalizations about things he knows nothing about.

4/10/2008 8:35:11 AM EDT
[#28]

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I think it's more of the opposite. You're average liberal most likely has lived a very sheltered life. You won't find many blue collar liberals. Most are folks who spend most of there lives inside an institution or at home being pampered instead of experiencing the "real world".  


you don't get out of TX much, huh?


Actually i was from NY. Union workers aside most men earning there way are conservatives.
4/10/2008 8:35:25 AM EDT
[#29]

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I think it's more of the opposite. You're average liberal most likely has lived a very sheltered life. You won't find many blue collar liberals. Most are folks who spend the majority of there young lives inside an institution or at home being pampered instead of experiencing the "real world".  



Although you will find HUGE numbers of blue-collar Democrats (which at least overlaps with "liberal") depending on definitions.  The bedrock of Hillary's support in the Pennsylvania primary is expected to come from working-class blue-collar people (presumably union, but still blue-collar).

I knew many blue-collar people in rural Missouri who were basically Democrats on all their issues, EXCEPT for abortion - which was why they always voted Republican.  If an anti-abortion Democrat were ever to run, he/she would get a big chunk of the blue-collar vote.
4/10/2008 8:36:01 AM EDT
[#30]

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That's who these liberals are, the very bottom of the intellectual barrel.  


That's why I go to gun shows, I like to mingle with the conservative high society of America.
4/10/2008 8:36:25 AM EDT
[#31]

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(also note:  The majority of college and university graduates are conservative Republicans.)  


Where did you get that information...
4/10/2008 8:37:10 AM EDT
[#32]

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(also note:  The majority of college and university graduates are conservative Republicans.)  


Where did you get that information...


Like all the other information in his post, I assume he just made it up.  
4/10/2008 8:37:35 AM EDT
[#33]
if you listen to the OP here, you will get your ass OWNED by liberals in discussions with them.

Liberals are about as easy to define as conservatives.

I consider myself extremely conservative but some others that know me woulda say I'm a liberal, why? My tattoos.
4/10/2008 8:39:08 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

(note:  There actually are a few college and university instructors who are not liberals and for who teaching actually is a real job.)
 


so teaching is a real job if you're conservative but it's not a real job if you're liberal?

how does that work?
4/10/2008 8:39:17 AM EDT
[#35]

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Liberal women have penises?  

$10 says Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton sword fight on Friday nights.
4/10/2008 8:39:39 AM EDT
[#36]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  
You are a liberal and most of us knew it by your name. We didn't need your Obama thread to figure it out. And any time you ever want to go point for point on liberal versus conservative thoguht processes I will simply beat your ass into next fucking week with logic and the truth. Your kind makes me fucking sick.
4/10/2008 8:42:06 AM EDT
[#37]
So I guess this isn't turning out the way the OP envisioned.

You know why, MikeSSS?

Because sweeping and inaccurate generalizations make you look every bit as stupid as the liberals that we all despise.

So the question is....what prompted you to post this screed?
4/10/2008 8:42:10 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING. glad to see not everyone on this site is a right wing nazi.

why the hell cant left wingers like guns too. it kind of pisses me off how GD scares anyone away who doesnt go along with the ultra conservative group mentality.

liberterian FTW though.

4/10/2008 8:43:42 AM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.
4/10/2008 8:46:13 AM EDT
[#40]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.


like bush was really that great. like he upheld the constitution. my fuckin ass, he is one of the worst traitors this ocuntry has ever seen. he just wraps himself in 9/11 and the flag, so no one notices.
4/10/2008 8:49:52 AM EDT
[#41]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.


like bush was really that great. like he upheld the constitution. my fuckin ass, he is one of the worst traitors this ocuntry has ever seen. he just wraps himself in 9/11 and the flag, so no one notices.


Typical liberal talking point that doesn't apply AT ALL to the conversation. Bush isn't running in November now is he?
4/10/2008 8:50:00 AM EDT
[#42]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.


uhhh, I think he was trying to make the same type of silly generalizations as the OP....
4/10/2008 8:50:20 AM EDT
[#43]

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Liberal women have penises?  

$10 says Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton sword fight on Friday nights.


My $10 says Nancy and Hilliary both have foot long +, darkly pigmented, high-tech, electrically powered strap-on devises that produce sounds like a jackhammer when turned to the "on" position and wiggle in the middle.
4/10/2008 8:51:08 AM EDT
[#44]

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Liberal women have penises?  

$10 says Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton sword fight on Friday nights.



Thanks alot! I am never getting THAT image out of my head!
4/10/2008 8:51:11 AM EDT
[#45]
All liberals may not be all of the things the OP said, but their views make me cringe.


4/10/2008 8:51:35 AM EDT
[#46]
n/m
4/10/2008 8:51:43 AM EDT
[#47]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.


uhhh, I think he was trying to make the same type of silly generalizations as the OP....
That may be his purpose for posting it, but he is still a fucking sell out and a damn liberal.

4/10/2008 8:53:00 AM EDT
[#48]

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I guess you guys would consider me a liberal.  I will vote Dem in November.  Abougt me, I'm married, have kids, a house (that I can actually afford) and a job.  My fluff degree is in math.

May I add what the average conservative is?  Tit for tat.
The average conservative is...

-Too busy beating his bible to actually read and follow the teachings of Christ.
-All too concerned about the unborn baby, but not willing to help all these unwanted children when they grow up.
-Unable to spout independent thought.  That's where Fox News comes in handy.



Isn't it insulting to be generalized as the lowest of your group?  Yes, I realize that there are many intelligent, rational conservatives.  


ZING
Liberal boy has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. He's the one that pisses on the Constitution by voting for Obama.


like bush was really that great. like he upheld the constitution. my fuckin ass, he is one of the worst traitors this ocuntry has ever seen. he just wraps himself in 9/11 and the flag, so no one notices.


Typical liberal talking point that doesn't apply AT ALL to the conversation. Bush isn't running in November now is he?


just saying that the "conservative" options are never really as good as they try and seem. they may say they will protect the constitution, but they dont. its the same horse painted a different color.
4/10/2008 8:55:47 AM EDT
[#49]

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"and they have tiny penises!"

Come on



Liberal women have penises?  


The ones that don't have one can go to San Fran for a gender reassignment procedure called "add-a-dick-to-me".
4/10/2008 8:57:49 AM EDT
[#50]
Bush isn't a conservative. He never has been. Barry Goldwater was a conservative. Stop comparing apples to oranges.
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