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4/3/2008 12:33:41 PM EDT
Am I Tacticool enough for arfcom??

pic edited for drunkenesssssssssssss tragic boating accident... faail

Do I need more tinfoil? I cant fit anymore under my helmet

ETA: yes this is my joke thread of the week as I am drunk off my arse..
4/3/2008 12:34:43 PM EDT
[#1]
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.
4/3/2008 12:35:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Needs more glitter to go with the title!

4/3/2008 12:35:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Keep that donut up and you'll be heavy six in no time!
4/3/2008 12:35:28 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana?
4/3/2008 12:35:50 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


Is that your fantasy?
4/3/2008 12:35:58 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


Gayer than Richard Simmons eating a banana?


On the Letterman Show, no less.
4/3/2008 12:35:59 PM EDT
[#7]
4/3/2008 12:36:38 PM EDT
[#8]
Ghey.
4/3/2008 12:36:58 PM EDT
[#9]
You look pretty tactical, but it will be hard to hit your targets without a barrel...
4/3/2008 12:37:50 PM EDT
[#10]
WHERE'S THE PPSH-41's BARREL?

4/3/2008 12:37:55 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


Is that your fantasy?


No. Arguing with BDU clad, barrel-less PPSh owners who use kitty cat lingo on the net is my fantasy.

4/3/2008 12:38:27 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
You look pretty tactical, but it will be hard to hit your targets without a barrel...


Thats no problem, I figure the bolt sling shotting ammo at my enemies will cause someone to lose an eye

The barrel is taken out because I cant afford the SBRing right now
4/3/2008 12:38:37 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You look pretty tactical, but it will be hard to hit your targets without a barrel...


+1
4/3/2008 12:39:16 PM EDT
[#14]
Weapon isn't "battle aged" nor does it have a BUIS. = -2

No $2000+ knife to trust your life to. = -4

No tub, spare watch or GSD. = -3

No goose. = -7

4/3/2008 12:40:36 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


4/3/2008 12:42:32 PM EDT
[#16]
  Tommy Cotten's back!!!!!
4/3/2008 12:43:11 PM EDT
[#17]
About as tactical as this guy

4/3/2008 12:43:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Your hands are extremely dirty, while there is no dirt, wear, or stain whatsoever on your BDUs.

In case you have forgotten, the 'outdoors' is that big scary place you see IF you ever venture out your front door.

Your effort at tacticool = Fail.
4/3/2008 12:44:43 PM EDT
[#19]
What time is it there? 1:45?  What time did you start drinking.
4/3/2008 12:45:01 PM EDT
[#20]
Maybe he's an Uber highspeed tactical mall security guard?
4/3/2008 12:45:20 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
What time is it there? 1:45?  What time did you start drinking.


10 am
4/3/2008 12:45:23 PM EDT
[#22]
back in your hole, now!
4/3/2008 12:45:38 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Your hands are extremely dirty, while there is no dirt, wear, or stain whatsoever on your BDUs.

In case you have forgotten, the 'outdoors' is that big scary place you see IF you ever venture out your front door.

Your effort at tacticool = Fail.


He's wearing gloves, champ.
4/3/2008 12:45:51 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Weapon isn't "battle aged" nor does it have a BUIS. = -2

No $2000+ knife to trust your life to. = -4

No tub, spare watch or GSD. = -3

No goose. = -7



I concur.
4/3/2008 12:47:52 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a tactical assault wheelbarrow full of dicks.

4/3/2008 12:48:10 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
About as tactical as this guy

i29.tinypic.com/rlgghi.jpg


4/3/2008 12:48:58 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


I don't know why, but that phrase is funnier than the thought of Hillary dodging sniper fire while wearing a burka and 9 inch spiked heals.



4/3/2008 12:49:58 PM EDT
[#28]
4/3/2008 12:50:53 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Your hands are extremely dirty, while there is no dirt, wear, or stain whatsoever on your BDUs.

.


He's wearing gloves, champ.


I gotcha.  

So why do I see what looks like fingernails on them?

Wierd.

Maybe that's the high-gloss nail polish showing through.
4/3/2008 12:51:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Super GHEY!
4/3/2008 1:22:43 PM EDT
[#31]
um, I wish to mock his photo as well.


wheresit?
4/3/2008 1:23:57 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Your hands are extremely dirty, while there is no dirt, wear, or stain whatsoever on your BDUs.

.


He's wearing gloves, champ.


I gotcha.  

So why do I see what looks like fingernails on them?

Wierd.

Maybe that's the high-gloss nail polish showing through.


It's wear from the XBOX controller.

OP, you're taking it like a man. We're just screwing with you (I think).

Now, grow your thick skin back and re-post the pic so we can ridicule you some more.
4/3/2008 1:25:53 PM EDT
[#33]
i can't see the pic.
4/3/2008 1:32:55 PM EDT
[#34]
Alright, who had the foresight to right click/ save as?
4/3/2008 1:34:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
4/3/2008 1:55:15 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Alright, who had the foresight to right click/ save as?





Quoted:
Am I Tacticool enough for arfcom??


4/3/2008 3:07:09 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
About as tactical as this guy

i29.tinypic.com/rlgghi.jpg


i71.photobucket.com/albums/i137/Junkwaffle1/My%20Junk/The-Savior-Of-The-Internet-images97.jpg


My photoshop of some stoner's face replacing the original



4/3/2008 3:10:24 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
No, but your thread title is gayer than a wheelbarrow full of dicks.


The only thing gayer would be Richard Simmons Pushing the Wheelbarrow.
4/3/2008 3:30:06 PM EDT
[#39]
lol i dont see you hitting anything without a barrel.
i won't criticize you for drinking, I'm halfway there myself.
4/3/2008 3:46:05 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Alright, who had the foresight to right click/ save as?





Quoted:
Am I Tacticool enough for arfcom??

i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/USPcompact/DSC_0053.jpg



No, not tacticool enough. 10 demerits for no ammo fort. You were *this* close, though. Thanks for playing.
4/4/2008 10:31:56 AM EDT
[#41]
Is that helmet plastic?
4/4/2008 2:09:20 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Is that helmet plastic?


Most likely, yes.
4/4/2008 2:12:27 PM EDT
[#43]

HAY GUIZE


WTF?  Is that the retarded spelling taught in schools these days or is that the spelling used by those trying too hard to be "cool"?
4/4/2008 2:13:34 PM EDT
[#44]
Sup?