Posted: 4/2/2008 11:11:03 PM EDT
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I had to attend one for work today. Basically it was how to deal with first responders and how to identify and react to possible terrorist situations. After the guy teaching the class got done bragging about his motorcycle and how he rides it all over the country meeting hot chicks everywhere he goes. He told us how we was offered a terrific paying job with an expense account with Homeland Defence but his wife didn't want him to travel so he now teaches this bullshit class to building workers instead. At one point he told us he went to train at a military base in Utah, which he doesn't remember the name of. He said they put him and a few other students in an air tight building, made them put on bio suits then proceded to expose them to "pure" Anthrax and Saran gas while they administered first aid to dummys. He also let us know that he isn't as fat as he looks, he just looks wide because he has a gun under his shirt (former LEO). All this after working the night shift, I had to stay an extra six hours for this bullshit. The only good part was there were a few trunk monkey commercials worked into the video presentation. Yes this rant blows donkey balls but, I only managed 2 hours sleep when I got home and here I am at work again......bah!!! |