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Posted: 11/12/2001 7:14:27 PM EDT
......or a minority in this US. You can pretend you don't speak/understand English when: 1) Someone is talking to you and you don't want to talk to them. You can pretend not to speak/understand English. Works great for long flights. 2) Get pulled over by a cop for doing something obviously illegal (i.e. making a u-turn when there is a big ass sign saying no u-turn) You can pretend not to read English too good. 3) Answering the phone only to find out its a telemarketer or bill collector. Or answering the door and there is a Jehovahs Witness or a Mormon Missionary standing there. You can start to talk in a different language(even if its made up) 4) You can go to McDonalds and pretend you don't have the menu memorized and hold up the line. This is really good if you just wanna annoy people. Just keep asking questions about the menu. [:D] [:D]
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Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:22:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: What's a bill collector?
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Be unemployed for 5mos with no severance package, and you might find out. [;)]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:25:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:27:24 PM EDT
Actually she is half right. In Tagalog, there is no F. Therefore Filipino should really be spelled Pilipno. That is where the term Pinoy comes from. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:28:30 PM EDT
Anpther advantage is that you can hang fuzzy dice from your mirror, and blend in driving around in Dallas. [:D]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:30:23 PM EDT
Boy ain't that the truth, specially Arlington. LOL But I have to take em down or they won't let me in Plano city limits [:D]
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Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:35:29 PM EDT
I wonder if since I'm Irish if I could use a thick brogue accent to produce the same effect? Maybe looking like a fucking leprauchan might finally come in handy!
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Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:46:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By seamusmcoi: I wonder if since I'm Irish if I could use a thick brogue accent to produce the same effect? Maybe looking like a fucking leprauchan might finally come in handy!
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Tell em your from Norway. Speak sorta Norwegian. Of course sounding Irish when you get pulled over drunk and driving on the wrong side of the road might work [;)]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:48:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:53:03 PM EDT
But what about the small dick thing L.T? Any progress with your pills? [:O]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:56:43 PM EDT
Nah, the best one. Color coordination.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:57:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M4: But what about the small dick thing L.T? Any progress with your pills? [:O]
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Well having 3in does kinda dampen the love life a bit. But I've learned to let my mouth do the talking if you know what I mean. The pills have not arrived yet. They said 4wks for shipping. Its almost 4now.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 7:58:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR18: Nah, the best one. Color coordination.
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Having a year round tan is kinda nice.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 8:06:59 PM EDT
6) Dogs tremble in fear at the very mention of your name. 'Adobong Aso...Mas Masarap!'
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 8:16:50 PM EDT
Having a year round tan is kinda nice
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[b]I HATE Filipino's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] [;)] I had a roomate once (Filipino) who was outside doing something (I forget what it was) the same time I was (all day long). I came home with a nasty sunburn on my fishbelly skin. His comment to me when I was lying there in agony (and later, when the itching became unbearable): "I think I felt a tingling once, is that what it feels like?" I have to admit, though his sister was [b]HOT!!![/b] [;)]
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 8:48:15 PM EDT
You can work in a Bodega selling Malt liquor and beef patties and nobody would notice.
Link Posted: 11/12/2001 9:19:11 PM EDT
I heard Waverunner HATES Fillipinos!!!
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Link Posted: 11/13/2001 3:00:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CPL_Punishment: check out this POS filipino site: [url]http://members.fortunecity.com/filipinology/index.htm[/url]
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I see you left a message in the guestbook - I was tempted to myself but noticed plenty others before me had already said anything I would say - such as posting that "CNN used old footage" hoax. It was reassuring, though, to hear a lot of pro-American sentiment from those from Canada and the Philippines who posted. Adam
Link Posted: 11/13/2001 4:56:01 AM EDT
Hey, a newbie flip here as well. Been lurkin for most of the year, gettin embarrased at LT's exploits;). That website is pretty shameful BTW... regards ,eugene
Link Posted: 11/13/2001 5:34:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: ......or a minority in this US. You can pretend you don't speak/understand English when: [:D]
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Hey I do that anyway! I just speak "swedish" it goes along great with my name (Erick) just not my long dark hair and dark skin, just a lot of "jurgen flurgen nyurgen spugen?" randomly interjecting "sa-vee-den" is cool too.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 10:09:04 PM EDT
And I missed this thread back in November!!? Let's see........ advantages of being Filipino "Pinoy"..... -) Relatives keep trying to get you introducing you to girls........ in hopes you get married. -) Parties........ lots of food..... and 'gambling' majong(sp).
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:30:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By M4: But what about the small dick thing L.T? Any progress with your pills? [:O]
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Well having 3in does kinda dampen the love life a bit. But I've learned to let my mouth do the talking if you know what I mean. The pills have not arrived yet. They said 4wks for shipping. Its almost 4now.
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Slow down there pal, not all filipinos are hung like the side of a nickel.[8D]
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:32:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hunduh: I heard Waverunner HATES Fillipinos!!!
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Not true, I'm starting to develop a taste for flip chicks...maybe because I'm single and desperate now? Still have a thing for blondes though.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:34:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By odobo: check out this POS filipino site: [url]http://members.fortunecity.com/filipinology/index.htm[/url]
Let us hope that this time America's leaders will rethink their interventionist policies that inspire criticism from people across the world who suffer under US economic, political and military domination
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WTF!?!?!? This is BULLSHIT.
Link Posted: 2/24/2002 11:44:55 PM EDT
[b]DISADVANTAGES[/b] 1)Nobody gives a crap about you when you tell them you don't have a sister 2)Everyone always wants to eat at your house..."Sorry fellas, no more Adobo Chicken or Pancit. How about we order a pizza?" 3)"Relatives always trying to introduce you to girls.......in hopes you get married" Yeah real funny when my Italian girlfriend is standing right next to me! 4)Forced to fight the asian-stereotype(Hint: think Irish Curse) until you make them true believers in Asian-by-Injection[sex]
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 12:22:52 AM EDT
It's too bad we can't take in more filipinos while cutting the numbers of immigrants from certain other countries that do not share our values (the ones I'm thinking about have a large population of filipinos as domestics who are not particularly treated well). But, I know that would be wrong...
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 5:05:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner:
Originally Posted By Hunduh: I heard Waverunner HATES Fillipinos!!!
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Not true, I'm starting to develop a taste for flip chicks...maybe because I'm single and desperate now? Still have a thing for blondes though.
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Funny, I have some female Flip chicks that are interested in 'white guys'..... (Yes, the advantages I listed can be disadvantages....especially when you wanted the Adobo for yourself.....)
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 5:33:09 PM EDT
So LT, how's it uhhhhhh, hangin' these days? broken the 3.5 inch barrier I hope for all that trouble...
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 5:39:17 PM EDT
I go to school with 2 girls who are both half Fillipino and they are *REALLY* hot. Fillipino+Italian=really hot girl
Link Posted: 2/25/2002 8:40:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LongIslandShooter: I go to school with 2 girls who are both half Fillipino and they are *REALLY* hot. Fillipino+Italian=really hot girl
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Post a pic!! Kaliburz wants to see......
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