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3/6/2008 11:08:22 AM EDT
Would it be wrong to ask out a hippie chick? There are a few main factors that will go into this decision.

1.  She wears hippie clothes and is into the whole stupid art/poetry scene.  
2.  She does not smell (even though most hippies do).
3.  I am extremely conservative and have some views that some people might consider "bigoted"; views that a hippie probably wouldn't like.  Also my hobbies of shooting, hunting, and cars are not typical hobbies a hippie would like.
4.  She has both a great face, tight body, and killer rack.

Should I do it, or not?
3/6/2008 11:10:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Are you in it for the pie or a relationship.

It is going to be hell to try to even deal with a hippie gf when you are conservative.

Tap that ass and run.
3/6/2008 11:13:15 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Would it be wrong to ask out a hippie chick? There are a few main factors that will go into this decision.

1.  She wears hippie clothes and is into the whole stupid art/poetry scene.  
2.  She does not smell (even though most hippies do).
3.  I am extremely conservative and have some views that some people might consider "bigoted"; views that a hippie probably wouldn't like.  Also my hobbies of shooting, hunting, and cars are not typical hobbies a hippie would like.
4.  She has both a great face, tight body, and killer rack.

Should I do it, or not?

Hope I'm still first.

Well, I'm guessing to you dating=hitting.
I couldn't date someone who doesnt have AT LEAST similar viewpoints. I can understand hitting it, but I don't agree morally with that. I guess my advice is: "do you really want to hear her open her mouth?"
3/6/2008 11:13:24 AM EDT
[#3]
Ask the important questions before you get tied up in it.  Then make your decisions.
3/6/2008 11:14:11 AM EDT
[#4]
Need pics of her boobs to answer the question.
3/6/2008 11:15:38 AM EDT
[#5]
does she shave her armpits?
3/6/2008 11:16:12 AM EDT
[#6]
SIIHPAPP
3/6/2008 11:16:17 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Need pics of her boobs to answer the question.




Posts like that are why I love this place.  When that's the kind of response you get from a Moderator, you know you've found a home.

ETA:  To the OP, I'd hit it.  Many hippy girls don't know how badly they crave a manly man that can provide and protect them like no hippy guy ever could.  I know this, man.

Or, as FSUChris stated to eloquently yesterday: [paraphrase]Plow that shit a few times and do things that'd make her wish she was a goose with her head in a drawer.[/paraphrase]
3/6/2008 11:17:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, go for it...........the least she can do is recoil in horror when she finds out you are conservative and like guns........until then, the sky is the limit
3/6/2008 11:19:30 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

....

art/poetry

....




The ones I dated when I was single that was into "art", paintings and stuff was fun in the sack ...

Exhibitonist, I tell ya ...


:}

3/6/2008 11:19:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Go for it.  Just stay away from politics - which should be SOP in most relationships anyway.  
3/6/2008 11:20:47 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Would it be wrong to ask out a hippie chick? There are a few main factors that will go into this decision.

1.  She wears hippie clothes and is into the whole stupid art/poetry scene.  
2.  She does not smell (even though most hippies do).
3.  I am extremely conservative and have some views that some people might consider "bigoted"; views that a hippie probably wouldn't like.  Also my hobbies of , hunting, and cars are not typical hobbies a hippie would like.
4.  She has both a great face, tight body, and killer rack.

Should I do it, or not?

Advice, start a conversation with the following, "Hey, I know you are a hippie chick who is into the whole stupid art/poetry scene."
The result of your future "relationship" will hash itself out right there.
3/6/2008 11:21:07 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
...4.  She has both a great face, tight body, and killer rack.

Should I do it, or not?



Hammer her with the Cock of Right Wing Conversion...  (properly wrapped, of course).
3/6/2008 11:21:43 AM EDT
[#13]
 

You never know.
 
     She might think guns and hunting are cool.
   

            Only one way to find out.
3/6/2008 11:22:37 AM EDT
[#14]
SIIHPAPP. ASAP. Then run.
3/6/2008 11:30:33 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Need pics of her boobs to answer the question.



Yeah, I suppose he's right.

We need pics of the boobs to give you any kind of valid input at all.

If you were to drop and pencil and ask her to pick it up, snap a pic or two there as well.

This will enable us to give you all kinds of valid input.
3/6/2008 11:40:22 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
does she shave her armpits?


Major +1

But in all seriousness before you assume that she doesnt like the things you do shouldnt you atleast get to know her.
3/6/2008 11:54:35 AM EDT
[#17]
You're looking for ethical advice on Arfcom?
3/6/2008 11:58:41 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Need pics of her boobs to answer the question.


He's the boss, you'd better do what he says.....


I also want to add that not every hippy chick is bad.

We have a member on the WAHTF who married an awesome hippy who is a fantastic cook, loves guns, and is a very talented photographer to boot.

Shes of the vegetarian variety, but cooks a mean steak as well!

She's one of the neatest womenz I know.
3/6/2008 12:01:07 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
You're looking for ethical advice on Arfcom?


You'd be hard pressed to find more diversity, in that regard.
3/6/2008 12:02:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Definately.  She's a future arfcommer.  Your crazy views are more likely to rub off on her.  Just ease her into them.  Most people were "save the whales" types.  

I kind of like hippy type chicks because I'm so board with the church girls I'm supposed to be dating.
3/6/2008 12:04:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Hit it until your pelvic area is bruised and you have done irreparable damage to your spine. And if your lower abs and ass-cheek muscles aren't sore....you're not doing it right. What else needs to be said?
3/6/2008 12:04:36 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
You're looking for ethical advice on Arfcom?
Yeah, wtf, we all know the response is "get both!", in this situation, I assume both means her and her hippy roommate.

Kharn
3/6/2008 12:05:44 PM EDT
[#23]
Hit it and quit it.
3/6/2008 12:06:07 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey, have fun bro just don't hoping to change her into something or trying to hide from her what you are.

Although I do find it is best to keep your obssession with firearms to yourself for at least the first few months so they can know you're not a pyscho.
3/6/2008 12:09:42 PM EDT
[#25]
Garanteed ATM.
3/6/2008 12:15:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Young guys make young decisions...which means you're gonna go after it.  At least for the pie.

This old dog says, "If you have to ask an ETHICAL DATING QUESTION, the answer is always no."  Nothing good will come of it in the long run.

You'll do what you gotta do...we await your Range Report...  

ETA:  Hippie chicks = VD, sloppy birth control usage (if any), and high-mileage vaginas.
 
 DON'T TAKE SLOPPY SECONDS TO HIPPIE DUDES!  Hell, that should be my new sig line




Page 2 ownage!!

3/6/2008 12:16:39 PM EDT
[#27]
I like dating people who are different than me... Its interesting, new, and give us something to talk about.
3/6/2008 12:16:57 PM EDT
[#28]
A hippie that is not PR-24 worthy?  It's worth a shot.

Edit:  I meant date her, not using the PR-24.
3/6/2008 12:19:26 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
Young guys make young decisions...which means you're gonna go after it.  At least for the pie.

This old dog says, "If you have to ask an ETHICAL DATING QUESTION, the answer is always no."  Nothing good will come of it in the long run.

You'll do what you gotta do...we await your Range Report...  

ETA:  Hippy chicks = VD, slippy birth control usage (if any), and high-mileage vaginas.






Page 2 ownage!!



Bubba is right, but maybe you can win her over to our side or at least plant a few non hippie ideas in her head.
3/6/2008 12:21:45 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Bubba is right, but maybe you can win her over to our side or at least plant a few non hippie ideas in her head.



LOL...He'd like to plant SOMETHING in her head, anyway...
3/6/2008 12:28:59 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Garanteed ATM.


I have to go find a hippie chick then...