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3/5/2008 8:23:01 AM EDT
The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket  toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner  to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the  theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, sh e asks him if he would like to come to  her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings .

The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to  every guy you meet? "

"No," she replies. . . . .

"You just happened to catch my eye."
3/5/2008 8:25:17 AM EDT
[#1]
Weak.
3/5/2008 8:26:41 AM EDT
[#2]
I'm a frayed knot.
3/5/2008 8:27:01 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
The Redhead

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"No," she replies. . . . .

"You just happened to catch my eye. Just the ones who can't tell I'm a man."
3/5/2008 8:27:02 AM EDT
[#4]
*rimshot*
3/5/2008 8:28:17 AM EDT
[#5]
brings skullfucking to a whole new level
3/5/2008 8:28:20 AM EDT
[#6]
LOL, chesey, but in a good way

8/10
3/5/2008 8:28:34 AM EDT
[#7]
LOL!

Dude's drunk and wants to pick a fight with his wife...."Bitch, tell me something that'll make me happy and pissed off at the same time!"

Wife looks at husband and says (enthusiastically)..."Well, you've got a much bigger dick than all your friends!"

3/5/2008 8:35:16 AM EDT
[#8]
I had a camp counselor when I was a kid who would describe to us how he would remove our grandmother's glass eye and skull #$%@ her if we did not shut up and go to sleep.
3/5/2008 8:36:46 AM EDT
[#9]
LOL.