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11/7/2001 7:22:53 AM EDT
Is this a lethal combination for anyone else? It never fails - there’s a birthday at work and someone has cake. I then go home after a stressful day and the wife buys beer, so I drink away.
Then 2 a.m. comes around, and I wake up with intestinal cramps, severe farting, shivering, then a major bowl-painting. I’m on the throne from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. trying not to fall off ‘cause I’m sooooooo tired, but then it’s time to get ready for work!

I guess reading all that William Cooper stuff right before I went to bed didn’t help either - nothing but nightmares when I actually did sleep.
11/7/2001 7:24:59 AM EDT
[#1]
Thank you for that nice visual.  Yummy [:P]
11/7/2001 7:27:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"!  You must be drinking cheap beer!  Does it to me all the time!  LOL
11/7/2001 7:27:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Get a colostome bag and you'd be all set!
11/7/2001 7:37:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Just drink inordinate quantites of Guinness, doesn't matter what you eat, you will have intestinal problems (Unless of course you regularly drink 3 or more pints a day, in which case your body has adjusted)

And I wouldn't exactly call Guinness cheap beer.

[smoke]


11/7/2001 7:49:31 AM EDT
[#5]
maybe
someone made an ex-lax frosted cake.
11/7/2001 9:01:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Damn, I hate "The Butt-Piss from Hell"!  You must be drinking cheap beer!  Does it to me all the time!  LOL
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I call it the Hershey squirts.
11/7/2001 9:01:30 AM EDT
[#7]
After reading the title of the thread, I had to check and make sure this wasn't being posted by Frank the Spank.  [:X*]

DrMark
11/7/2001 9:42:11 AM EDT
[#8]
in the words of tim taylor: "been there"
11/7/2001 10:16:11 AM EDT
[#9]
typical American beer and Oreos do if for me.  I have to be home when I eat that combo, being home and on your own throne is the best place for the demons...

...butt-piss...  HAHAHA!!!  ROTFLMAO!!!
11/7/2001 10:37:51 AM EDT
[#10]
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?




11/7/2001 11:19:37 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?

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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]
11/7/2001 11:30:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....
11/7/2001 11:45:38 AM EDT
[#13]
I wish I was as cool as M4.
Who took a dump in my beer?
11/7/2001 12:21:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....
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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA
11/7/2001 12:27:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Can you try an experiment ?

Eat some diarrhea and see if you can piss beer
and crap chocolate cake....
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Holy Shitballz!  I'm laughing so hard, I'm bout to shit myself!!
11/7/2001 12:30:54 PM EDT
[#16]
I find Steak has the same effect on me... especially large ones.

I find drinking wine helps to counter the effect.
11/7/2001 11:37:01 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You must be fuckin' kidding. You take the time to post this moronic topic?

What's next....a photographic history of shit stains in your underware?

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And whats worse is we have responded to it![:D]
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C'mon guys admit it but it's stuff like this that keeps us coming here.  
11/7/2001 11:38:00 PM EDT
[#18]
BTW, try eating about 8 or 9 of those slim jims in a row with nothing else and wait a few hours.  Trust me you'll never do that again.  
11/8/2001 12:03:05 AM EDT
[#19]
Thanks for sharing.
11/8/2001 12:35:22 AM EDT
[#20]
Yeah Thanks.. for NOT posting any pics.

[;)]