Posted: 2/19/2008 10:23:22 AM EDT
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I got the sugar munchies, scrounged everything from the parking lot to the truck seats for change, and had enough for a KitKat. Wouldn't ya know it.... No amount of beating that machine would give it to me either.  
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I wish that was all it took. I beat the living crap out of that machine, I was rocking it 2' forward, then letting it go backward (in which case it hit the wall the last time....guess who's the facilities guy that gets to fix it....yep, me  )I got a good look at it from the side, it's actually bent.....that damn machine actually bent the KitKat in the process of making me look like an idiot (not a hard thing to do, but that was just a fluke...betcha).. Other than a Glock 21 (or another $.75) it wasn't coming out for me...and it was a hard thing not to walk out to the truck... Of course, I printed the photo out, and walked back up to the machine to show it what it did to me.....candy bar is gone. Just another dimple in your ass, baby. Just another dimple......One of the women in the building brought me 6 of the miniatures tho, so it evened out in the end. (plotting revenge on the satanic vending machine......plotting revenge.......) |