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Posted: 2/14/2008 8:00:28 PM EDT

Heh

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:02:07 PM EDT

[#1]

That makes all of us look so terrible... oh well, might as well post mein as well!

not a rickroll

ETA someone must worship Carlos Mencia

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:04:49 PM EDT

[#2]

I dont think it's bad, I just think it's true.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:05:02 PM EDT

[#3]

Maybe not ALL whites, but it describes the whitey were I live pretty well

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:05:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I dont think it's bad, I just think it's true.

+1

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:06:41 PM EDT

[#5]

That's one of the dumbest and most racist things I've ever read.

Not racist in an offensive or bad way, just in s stupid way.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:09:40 PM EDT

[#6]

meh, doesnt really describe me. Maybe liberal white people.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:11:49 PM EDT

[#7]

That pretty much describes white men who vote for Obama.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:14:25 PM EDT

[#8]

Sounds like liberals to me.

I can't imagine the shit storm if me as a white person started a blog about minority likes and dislikes. Sharpton and his ilk would be all over me like stink on shit.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:16:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
That's one of the dumbest and most racist things I've ever read.

Not racist in an offensive or bad way, just in s stupid way.

"Non-offensive racism!?!?!?!"

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:16:06 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I dont think it's bad, I just think it's true.

Really? I'm white and the only one that even comes close it that i drink coffee.

Diversity-stupid

Organic food-stupid

Farmers markets-stupid unless you're a farmer

Assists-stupid

Film Festivals-completely and totaly fucking stupid

Religions my parents don't belong to- my parents weren't religious so, you guessed it, stupid

Coffee- oooh you got me there. i enjoy a good cup of coffee. man you're scary with your insight. you really know your white people.

Free Trade Coffee- the stupidest fucking thing on this stupid fucking list.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:18:18 PM EDT

[#11]

From the "About" page, a poster, posing as O'Bama wrote:

"39 Barack Obama

White people like all the vacuous things I say."

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:18:28 PM EDT

[#12]

White liberals love to hate themselves.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:18:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I dont think it's bad, I just think it's true.

Really? I'm white and the only one that even comes close it that i drink coffee.

Diversity-stupid

Organic food-stupid

Farmers markets-stupid unless you're a farmer

Assists-stupid

Film Festivals-completely and totaly fucking stupid

Religions my parents don't belong to- my parents weren't religious so, you guessed it, stupid

Coffee- oooh you got me there. i enjoy a good cup of coffee. man you're scary with your isight. you really know your white people.

Free Trade Coffee- the stupidest thing on this stupid fucking list.

So I take it you thought the list pretty accurate.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:19:18 PM EDT

[#14]

What a bunch of crap.

The website says that white people like ethic food but don't like living in a crime ridden shithole with them. HOW AWFUL!

Know what? Getting dumped on by all the sublimely wonderful minorities and other professional victim groups got old around 25 years ago.

After 25 years of being told whitey = no good, I'm totally not ashamed of being white.

Ok, go back to the ever so amusing jokey wokeys.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:19:46 PM EDT

[#15]

I wish I knew how to create a website. I'd love to make one about african american people and their likes and dislikes.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:20:18 PM EDT

[#16]

So our fault is that we:

Like to experience diverse cultures, but dislike high crime areas.

Enjoy eating healthy fresh produce.

Enjoy community activities to support our local economy.

Our team players.

Enjoy art.

Oh, and drink a lot of coffee probably so we can stay productive.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:21:29 PM EDT

[#17]

dumbest fucking site EVER.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:23:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Stuff White People Like:

Books, education, technological discovery...

Yeah, weird stuff

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:24:57 PM EDT

[#19]

White people where? Greenwich, Connecticut? Sure, I'll buy that.

White Settlement, Texas? I don't think so.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:33:24 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That's one of the dumbest and most racist things I've ever read.

Not racist in an offensive or bad way, just in s stupid way.

"Non-offensive racism!?!?!?!"

What's wrong with that?

"Racism" is nothing more than making generalizations about members of an entire race, or attributions about individuals based on the perceptions of an entire race.

They don't have to be offensive (like "all black people are stupid" or "all Jews are greedy") - they can just be stupid, like the nonsensical twaddle about how white people think, and what white people like, and what white people do, on that webpage.

It's not offensive, it's just stupid - but technically it's racist as well.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:35:03 PM EDT

[#21]

Damn, I like all that shit. Except snowboarding. And vegetarianism. I especially like microbreweries. And asian girls.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:41:07 PM EDT

[#22]

All overt racism aside, maybe hippie liberal white people like most of that crap, but I don't. I'm sure most well-to-do people in America besides white people like the same things.

I wish they would put up a list of what black people like. Jesse Jackson would be protesting on thier door tomorrow.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:42:14 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
From the "About" page, a poster, posing as O'Bama wrote:

"39 Barack Obama

White people like all the vacuous things I say."

R O F L

Quoted:
I wish they would put up a list of what black people like. Jesse Jackson would be protesting on thier door tomorrow.

- Fat chicks
- Fried chicken
- Rap
- Welfare
- Menthols

Just to start.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:43:34 PM EDT

[#24]

I cant wait for the days of "it is OK to be white" to come around again.

I'm tired of being the bad guy just because I'm white.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:44:07 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I wish they would put up a list of what black people like. Jesse Jackson would be protesting on thier door tomorrow.

Bah. I was gonna post a picture but I guess I want to retain the ability to read the archives a little longer.

Posted: 2/14/2008 8:56:06 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
That pretty much describes white men who vote for Obama.

Yup definitely describes most yuppie/hippie crossover people around here in Austin.

Posted: 2/14/2008 9:10:59 PM EDT

[#27]

That was a funny parody on white liberals.

Posted: 2/14/2008 9:46:16 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
That was a funny ~~parody~~ documentary on white liberals.

they just nailed it

Posted: 2/14/2008 9:59:31 PM EDT

[#29]

Wow that was fun. Every single one was correct. That blog describes 99.9% of the people I know. I guess it's a Northeast thing.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:06:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Stuff White People Like:

Books, education, technological discovery...

Yeah, weird stuff

No shit.

There is so much I would like to say but I would be banned.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:10:18 PM EDT

[#31]

White people love mayonaise. So says Undercover Brother.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:13:42 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
White liberals love to hate themselves.

No truer words have ever been spoken.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:15:23 PM EDT

[#33]

The panini samiches, Piuses, recycling, natural medicines, and Sushi.

Welcome to the hell that is wetside Washington and Oregon.

I do like the sushi though.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:44:22 PM EDT

[#34]

Racist.

Posted: 2/14/2008 10:49:41 PM EDT

[#35]

MaN??? Just try to change the title of the page to another ethnicity and
see what happens!!!!........riots and mayhem!! Nation wide!!

Why is it white people cant be victims of racism???

Posted: 2/14/2008 11:02:51 PM EDT

[#36]

Please rinse the sand out of your collective vaginas.

Posted: 2/14/2008 11:20:26 PM EDT

[#37]

I was talking with a black girl one day when the subject of pets came up and I told her I had a Labrador Retriever. She asked me "Why do all white people have labs?"

I replied "Why do all black people have Rottweilers?"

End of discussion.

Posted: 2/14/2008 11:29:30 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
From the "About" page, a poster, posing as O'Bama wrote:

"39 Barack Obama

White people like all the vacuous things I say."

R O F L

Quoted:
I wish they would put up a list of what black people like. Jesse Jackson would be protesting on thier door tomorrow.

- Fat chicks
- Fried chicken
- Rap
- Welfare
- Menthols

Just to start.

-watermelon

Posted: 2/14/2008 11:53:46 PM EDT

[#39]

Fascinating - not so much for the stupid website, but for the reaction here. Instead of seeing the stupidity of stereotyping, more than half of you simply want to go tit for tat - and are unwilling to see the irony.

Posted: 2/15/2008 12:14:33 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Fascinating - not so much for the stupid website, but for the reaction here. Instead of seeing the stupidity of stereotyping, more than half of you simply want to go tit for tat - and are unwilling to see the irony.

Exactly. Stereotyping is a sure-fire way to get into trouble.

How do most of you like being stereotyped as gun owners? (redneck, cousin-romancing, toothless, inbred, uneducated, warmongering, NASCAR-watching, etc)?

It' cuts both ways.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:02:14 PM EDT

[#41]

LOL!
That site describes perfectly the people in Marin county,Ca. and
the bay area as a whole.

Whomever wrote that must live in the bay area.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:09:37 PM EDT

[#42]

It describes vacuous white yuppies pretty well.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:13:19 PM EDT

[#43]

LOL at #62

#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people

February 10, 2008 by clander

White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.

They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University.

It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.

A great way to make white people feel good is to tell them about situations where poor people changed how they were doing things because they were given the ‘whiter’ option. “Back in my old town, people used to shop at Wal*Mart and then this non-profit organization came in and set up a special farmers co-op so that we could buy more local produce, and within two weeks the Wal*Mart shut down and we elected our first Democratic representative in 40 years.” White people will first ask which non-profit and are they hiring? After that, they will be filled with euphoria and will invite you to more parties to tell this story to their friends, so that they can feel great.

But it is ESSENTIAL that you reassert that poor people do not make decisions based on free will. That news could crush white people and their hope for the future.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:15:23 PM EDT

[#44]

I think I'm supposed to be offended or something.

I dunno.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:16:58 PM EDT

[#45]

Meh, doesn't accurately represent my interests.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:17:42 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
How do most of you like being stereotyped as gun owners? (redneck, cousin-romancing, toothless, inbred, uneducated, warmongering, NASCAR-watching, etc)?

It' cuts both ways.

It doesn't even twitch my give-a-fuck-o-meter. Seriously, I really don't give a shit and I've always been suspicious of people who become offended that easily.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:18:18 PM EDT

[#47]

While all of these are 87% true very little is spoken of the positive reasons on why white people divorce. Look at the sets of jobs below

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:19:25 PM EDT

[#48]

I skimmed through it pretty quickly, I'm about as cracker ass cracker as you get and none of those apply to me. Except maybe #33 in my younger days.

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:22:01 PM EDT

[#49]

Hey let's do one about BLACK PEOPLE.

IBTRCU (the racial clinch up)

Posted: 2/15/2008 2:25:53 PM EDT

[#50]

haha some of these are pretty funny. Only a few apply to me, but I know a LOT of people that are like this, particularly liberals

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