Posted: 2/6/2008 12:25:10 PM EDT
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for one of these five things: (1) The Plane will / will not Fly (2) Ron Paul is the only man who can save America and ultimately his enormous grass roots support will put him in the White House (3) John McCain is a conservative (4) Racking a shotgun will / will not scare off intruders (5) The easter bunny is real and is a threat to national security |
I wanted to see if we can get all the train wrecks in the same thread for once. I firmly believe all these arguments will make the same amount of sense even with the loss of context. |
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5. The Easter Bunny has been terminated with extreme prejudice. |
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The easter bunny is a freak of nature that can grow as big as 6 feet. All the children gather around, helpless if it should so decide to maul them. And what are these brightly colored eggs REALLY made from? I'll bet he can extract all sorts of explosives from them and assemble them into a bomb. |
John McCain has a solid pro-gun voting record, he has a solid pro-life voting record, he has been an unwavering hawk on the war against terror and he is more hawkish than President Bush. McCain believes in small government through tax cuts accompanied by spending cuts and McCain is the most qualified person since Eisenhower to serve as Commander in Chief. |
