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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - First dinner pic (Page 1 of 2)

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1/30/2008 5:50:20 PM EDT


Be kind.
1/30/2008 5:51:23 PM EDT
[#1]
Ill BTT because Im no Judge
1/30/2008 5:52:13 PM EDT
[#2]
What the hell is it?
1/30/2008 5:52:17 PM EDT
[#3]
But the beer isn't opened?
1/30/2008 5:53:10 PM EDT
[#4]
spam, noodles, peas, broth?

or is that a version of pho?

gotta give us some info man
1/30/2008 5:54:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Macaroni, peas and luncheon meat in chicken broth.  I know I know 0/10...sorry I can't cook.  
1/30/2008 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#6]
Unopened beer, a pot holder with a flower and a freaking umbrella?

ARE You kidding me??

2 out of 10
1/30/2008 5:55:29 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Unopened beer, a pot holder with a flower and a freaking umbrella?

ARE You kidding me??

2 out of 10


Doh!    At least it is a learning experience.
1/30/2008 5:59:31 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Unopened beer, a pot holder with a flower and a freaking umbrella?

ARE You kidding me??

2 out of 10


Its a hot pad, not a pot holder.


Sigh - The beer does need to be opened. It also needs a cold glass. Lose the bumbershoot and switch to a gun theme on your "hot pad".

3/10
1/30/2008 6:00:46 PM EDT
[#9]
Um.  5/10.
1/30/2008 6:01:23 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Unopened beer, a pot holder with a flower and a freaking umbrella?

ARE You kidding me??

2 out of 10


Its a hot pad, not a pot holder.


Sigh - The beer does need to be opened. It also needs a cold glass. Lose the bumbershoot and switch to a gun theme on your "hot pad".

3/10


What is a bumbershoot?
1/30/2008 8:38:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Not being able to cook is not an excuse.  Cooking is not difficult.  Start watching the food network.  Not only is it educational, depending on what you're watching, it's damn entertaining.

As for dinner pics....technically you have food (I think I'd rather have a MRE, and I don't ever want to eat one of those fuckers again, so that tells you where I stand) and a firearm, but the presentation is bland at best.

As pointed out, you need to open the beer.

I will add that stupid shit like staplers and rulers are entirely optional, so pay no attention to whoever thought up those ghey rules.

here is an example of a dinner picture of mine that did quite well:

Enjoy!
1/30/2008 8:42:37 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Unopened beer, a pot holder with a flower and a freaking umbrella?

ARE You kidding me??

2 out of 10


Its a hot pad, not a pot holder.


Sigh - The beer does need to be opened. It also needs a cold glass. Lose the bumbershoot and switch to a gun theme on your "hot pad".

3/10


What is a bumbershoot?


Umbrella.
1/30/2008 8:43:56 PM EDT
[#13]
Is that bologna?
1/30/2008 8:48:34 PM EDT
[#14]
Fuck that shit.  That pic is full of FAIL!  What the fuck is it anyway?  That looks like 100% Ole Roy nuggets in chunks in thick heavy gravy.  For fuck sake, I'm fucked up right now and wouldn't even eat that duckbill platypus shit looking excuse for a dinner vovit pic

FAIL
Good day sir.  You get nothing!  You lose!


FUCK!
1/30/2008 8:50:19 PM EDT
[#15]
I'm not even hungry but I am intoxicated tonight on some Swedish Vodka and I'm going to cook up something better than that even though I am am wasted and bootlegging some video's at the time.

I've HAD TO USE spell check as I am wasted
1/30/2008 8:50:31 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Not being able to cook is not an excuse.  Cooking is not difficult.  Start watching the food network.  Not only is it educational, depending on what you're watching, it's damn entertaining.

As for dinner pics....technically you have food (I think I'd rather have a MRE, and I don't ever want to eat one of those fuckers again, so that tells you where I stand) and a firearm, but the presentation is bland at best.

As pointed out, you need to open the beer.

I will add that stupid shit like staplers and rulers are entirely optional, so pay no attention to whoever thought up those ghey rules.

here is an example of a dinner picture of mine that did quite well:
www.dufordmodelworks.com/dinnerpic/dinnerpic03152006g.jpg
Enjoy!





I have that Zombie book too.
1/30/2008 8:50:49 PM EDT
[#17]
It's not the worst dinner pic I've seen

3.5/10
1/30/2008 8:53:19 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm half nude and looking for the thing to sart the grill, remember it is 40degees in the AZ desert tonithight,.....Somebody tell me where the te thing is ti light th grill
1/30/2008 8:54:37 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Fuck that shit.  That pic is full of FAIL!  What the fuck is it anyway?  That looks like 100% Ole Roy nuggets in chunks in thick heavy gravy.  For fuck sake, I'm fucked up right now and wouldn't even eat that duckbill platypus shit looking excuse for a dinner vovit pic

FAIL
Good day sir.  You get nothing!  You lose!


FUCK!




Thats a bit harsh man.

I give it a 5/10 for having all the necessary components.
1/30/2008 8:54:42 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

I have that Zombie book too.


It never hurts to be prepared;-)

Here's another less cluttered one that my better half helped me prepare a couple of weeks ago for inspiration!



(she's actually reading this thread laughing at my dumb comments as we speak...)
1/30/2008 8:55:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Uh...never mind.
1/30/2008 8:55:46 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have that Zombie book too.


It never hurts to be prepared;-)

Here's another less cluttered one that my better half helped me prepare a couple of weeks ago for inspiration!

www.dufordmodelworks.com/dinnerpic/dinnerpicdec312007.jpg

(she's actually reading this thread laughing at my dumb comments as we speak...)


9/10
1/30/2008 8:57:01 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have that Zombie book too.


It never hurts to be prepared;-)

Here's another less cluttered one that my better half helped me prepare a couple of weeks ago for inspiration!

www.dufordmodelworks.com/dinnerpic/dinnerpicdec312007.jpg

(she's actually reading this thread laughing at my dumb comments as we speak...)


I'll have to remember to put my book in my next dinner pic.
1/30/2008 8:57:21 PM EDT
[#24]
nice first attempt..

7/10
1/30/2008 8:58:01 PM EDT
[#25]
You tried and you had something in there that looked like SPAM...
5/10
1/30/2008 9:01:04 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have that Zombie book too.


It never hurts to be prepared;-)

Here's another less cluttered one that my better half helped me prepare a couple of weeks ago for inspiration!

www.dufordmodelworks.com/dinnerpic/dinnerpicdec312007.jpg

(she's actually reading this thread laughing at my dumb comments as we speak...)


Did ur better half approve of the bayo point in the table

OP, 4/10 for effort
1/30/2008 9:03:21 PM EDT
[#27]
.
1/30/2008 9:06:44 PM EDT
[#28]
It's now 39 degrees and freezing in AZ and I am going to drink some more.  I am going to  gril up up some new york strips and drink some New York strips and drink some Vodka and Brown Nut ale..  My back is killing me.    
1/30/2008 9:07:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

OP should have thought his picture through. No extra mag is the thing that irks me the most about his picture. That, and the unopened beer.

3/10 for trying.

1/30/2008 9:14:46 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
What the hell is it?


What is it and why do you not have a spare magazine and your beverage opened?

1 of 10 until I can figure out what the meat is.
1/30/2008 9:19:01 PM EDT
[#31]
It's late at night and freezing but the New York Stips are on the rill.  I don't have much to cook with them.  Maybe corn and hashbrowns.
1/30/2008 9:19:56 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

<snip>
Did ur better half approve of the bayo point in the table

<snip>


haha...who cares?  it's my table!
1/30/2008 9:23:16 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
It's late at night and freezing but the New York Stips are on the rill.  I don't have much to cook with them.  Maybe corn and hashbrowns.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/MakarovshooterinAZ/NewYorkStrip003.jpg?t=1201760222


OoOohhh...the elusive bleu steak!!!
1/30/2008 9:28:26 PM EDT
[#34]
What's the proper drink when I am freezing at the grill?
1/30/2008 9:29:16 PM EDT
[#35]

"A" for effort

9/10   all the required elements, but (-1) for the lack of food description.


Hey..at least it's not chopped ham and mother fuckers...nasty stuff.
1/30/2008 9:29:26 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I have that Zombie book too.


It never hurts to be prepared;-)

Here's another less cluttered one that my better half helped me prepare a couple of weeks ago for inspiration!

www.dufordmodelworks.com/dinnerpic/dinnerpicdec312007.jpg

(she's actually reading this thread laughing at my dumb comments as we speak...)


Thanks dick.

Now I'm hungry.
1/30/2008 9:37:25 PM EDT
[#37]
You get a 20 from me just because I love SPAM. Fuck the naysayers. Mmmm Saimin...sorta
1/30/2008 9:53:34 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
It's late at night and freezing but the New York Stips are on the rill.  I don't have much to cook with them.  Maybe corn and hashbrowns.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/MakarovshooterinAZ/NewYorkStrip003.jpg?t=1201760222


What the hell is the blue stuff?
1/30/2008 10:02:39 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's late at night and freezing but the New York Stips are on the rill.  I don't have much to cook with them.  Maybe corn and hashbrowns.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/MakarovshooterinAZ/NewYorkStrip003.jpg?t=1201760222


What the hell is the blue stuff?


My guess is just a little burned spot and the carbon is reflecting the flash that color.
1/30/2008 10:09:52 PM EDT
[#40]
WTF are you cooking on? since when did grills have knobs?
1/30/2008 10:35:08 PM EDT
[#41]
I a got distracted with a moderator from MN calling me.  Here is my drunken meal.
1/30/2008 10:48:26 PM EDT
[#42]
It is going to take a lot more beer than that one bottle, but you do have a pistol, and a knife.

4/10
1/30/2008 10:57:51 PM EDT
[#43]
5/10  Not much there...But ok  I guess  how did it taste??
1/31/2008 2:09:17 AM EDT
[#44]
lol i give you a A+++ for the 1st attempt as i havent even done a dinner pic (poor college student and dont think i can handle the FAIL replies)

5/10
1/31/2008 2:25:49 AM EDT
[#45]
1/31/2008 5:29:44 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
5/10  Not much there...But ok  I guess  how did it taste??


It tastes great and yes that is Spam luncheon meat.  Thank you for the kind compliments from both sides of the fence.  I will watch Food Network and work on my cooking and presentation skills.  Guess all I need is a draw down thread and I will have accomplished my mission on Arfcom.  
1/31/2008 5:31:07 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
I a got distracted with a moderator from MN calling me.  Here is my drunken meal.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/MakarovshooterinAZ/NewYorkStrip001.jpg?t=1201764740


Way to burn the shit out of a good piece of flesh.
1/31/2008 5:32:04 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
5/10  Not much there...But ok  I guess  how did it taste??


It tastes great and yes that is Spam luncheon meat.  Thank you for the kind compliments from both sides of the fence.  I will watch Food Network and work on my cooking and presentation skills.  Guess all I need is a draw down thread and I will have accomplished my mission on Arfcom.  


You have about 800 posts too many to post a draw down thread.  Sorry man.
1/31/2008 5:32:16 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I a got distracted with a moderator from MN calling me.  Here is my drunken meal.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/MakarovshooterinAZ/NewYorkStrip001.jpg?t=1201764740


Way to burn the shit out of a good piece of flesh.


At least he did not fail like I did.  
1/31/2008 5:32:39 PM EDT
[#50]
Nasty.

1/10

Learn to cook
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