Posted: 1/28/2008 11:46:09 AM EDT
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So my wife tells me this weekend that she is co-hosting a naughty girl party in a couple of weeks. Said that I need to take the boys and make ourselves scarce for a couple of hours while she tries to sell a bunch of plastic peckers to all her girlfriends. So my question is this. Since I don't like being kicked out of my own house for any reason, should I counter her tupperware cock with a tupperware Glock? And if they end up on the nightstand together, can I expect to be the grandfather of a bunch of vibrating G-17s? |
I wouldn't do that if I were you. In the heat of the moment, the spousal unit may grab the wrong piece of plastic and have an ND or a KB. Neither one would be good for either one of you.  |