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1/26/2008 2:53:29 PM EDT
Hey Arfcom post your best riddles. Ill start

I getter wetter as I dry. What am I?
1/26/2008 2:53:53 PM EDT
[#1]
A towel
1/26/2008 2:54:40 PM EDT
[#2]
fucking lame. Even i got that one
1/26/2008 2:55:55 PM EDT
[#3]
O well i guess you got somethin better huh. real coool
1/26/2008 2:56:47 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
O well i guess you got somethin better huh. real coool


Is it really that hard to spell out words in full?  
1/26/2008 9:17:03 PM EDT
[#5]
When I'm down I'm up

And when I'm up I'm down.

What am I?

Bob
1/26/2008 9:25:51 PM EDT
[#6]
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 nights, then leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?
1/26/2008 9:28:17 PM EDT
[#7]
friday was a horse
1/26/2008 9:29:10 PM EDT
[#8]
Tommy's mother has 3 sons. One is called Nickel. The other is called Dime. What is the third son called?
1/26/2008 9:30:09 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
When I'm down I'm up

And when I'm up I'm down.

What am I?

Bob


Well, duh, that was easy. You answered your own question.

You're Bob  
1/26/2008 9:31:45 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Tommy's mother has 3 sons. One is called Nickel. The other is called Dime. What is the third son called?


Tommy
1/26/2008 9:32:26 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Tommy's mother has 3 sons. One is called Nickel. The other is called Dime. What is the third son called?


Tommy
1/26/2008 9:33:26 PM EDT
[#12]
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
1/26/2008 9:35:58 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 nights, then leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?


He either entered the town on Tuesday or he left the town on Monday and the horse's name is Friday, or we have no idea when he entered and left the town but his horse is still named Friday.

Or he inadvertently entered a rip in spacetime.  Either one.  His horse still might have been named Friday.
1/26/2008 9:36:33 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?

NOTHING


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

NOTHING.
1/26/2008 9:37:06 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?

NOTHING


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

NOTHING.


The second one is a good guess, but wrong.
1/26/2008 9:37:53 PM EDT
[#16]

Originally Posted By Greenhorn


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?


I know neither should be left unattended with children.
1/26/2008 9:37:54 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?
Nothing.
1/26/2008 9:40:02 PM EDT
[#18]
A man builds a dwelling and the outside of the dwelling is facing south.  A bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  What kind of dwelling is it?
1/26/2008 9:41:29 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
A man builds a dwelling and the outside of the dwelling is facing south.  A bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  What kind of dwelling is it?


Too easy.

It's a hollowed out pile of snow and/or ice, and the bear is white.
1/26/2008 9:42:40 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
A man builds a dwelling and the outside of the dwelling is facing south.  A bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  What kind of dwelling is it?


White.  An Igloo.
1/26/2008 9:43:13 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 nights, then leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?


... Ha, figured this one out on my own. His horse's name is Friday
1/26/2008 9:43:42 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A man builds a dwelling and the outside of the dwelling is facing south.  A bear walks by.  What color is the bear?  What kind of dwelling is it?


White.  An Igloo.


quick.    
1/26/2008 9:50:56 PM EDT
[#23]
So there was this airplane...

Seriously, though.

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one gram more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?





(ETA to insert the word gram, whereas I had typed the word ounce again accidentally earlier)
1/26/2008 9:52:00 PM EDT
[#24]
You're a farmer with a boat, on one side of a river. With you is your fox, your chicken, and a sack of grain. You can only take one with you on your boat to cross. If you leave the chicken alone with the grain, you can kiss your grain goodbye. If the chicken and the fox are left alone together, let's just say you'll have a happy fox. How do you get all three across?
1/26/2008 9:53:11 PM EDT
[#25]
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?

This question, like the airplane/conveyor, seperates the real engineers from those that should not venture further than the drafting table.
1/26/2008 9:56:25 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
So there was this airplane...

Seriously, though.

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag it has the counterfeits?


You take the money to a bank?
1/26/2008 9:56:40 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
You're a farmer with a boat, on one side of a river. With you is your fox, your chicken, and a sack of grain. You can only take one with you on your boat to cross. If you leave the chicken alone with the grain, you can kiss your grain goodbye. If the chicken and the fox are left alone together, let's just say you'll have a happy fox. How do you get all three across?


Take the chicken first.  Take the fox next and bring back the chicken.  Drop off the chicken and take the grain.  Go back for the chicken.
1/26/2008 9:58:43 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it and rich people need it, and if you eat it you will die?


Not that it matters, but I phrase that one like this:

What is:

More powerful than God
More wicked than the Devil
Dead men eat it
If you eat it, you'll die
Rich men lack for it
Poor men have plenty of it
1/26/2008 9:59:35 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You're a farmer with a boat, on one side of a river. With you is your fox, your chicken, and a sack of grain. You can only take one with you on your boat to cross. If you leave the chicken alone with the grain, you can kiss your grain goodbye. If the chicken and the fox are left alone together, let's just say you'll have a happy fox. How do you get all three across?


Take the chicken first.  Take the fox next and bring back the chicken.  Drop off the chicken and take the grain.  Go back for the chicken.


I thought this was the one where you juggle everything.
1/26/2008 10:02:25 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
You're a farmer with a boat, on one side of a river. With you is your fox, your chicken, and a sack of grain. You can only take one with you on your boat to cross. If you leave the chicken alone with the grain, you can kiss your grain goodbye. If the chicken and the fox are left alone together, let's just say you'll have a happy fox. How do you get all three across?


Take the chicken across, go back and take the fox across.  Put the chicken back in and go back.  Let out the chicken and take the grain across.  Go back and get the chicken.
1/26/2008 10:03:47 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
You're a farmer with a boat, on one side of a river. With you is your fox, your chicken, and a sack of grain. You can only take one with you on your boat to cross. If you leave the chicken alone with the grain, you can kiss your grain goodbye. If the chicken and the fox are left alone together, let's just say you'll have a happy fox. How do you get all three across?


Take the chicken across leaving the fox and grain.  Leave chicken on other side and go back and get grain. Bring the grain across and leave it and pick up chicken.  Take chicken back to original side and drop off and pick up fox.  Take fox across and leave with grain.  go back and pick up the chicken and bring it across.
1/26/2008 10:03:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Chicken first
back to get grain and head back across
swap for chicken on other side
swap chicken for fox
fox ends up on other side with grain...
chicken comes back over last.
1/26/2008 10:04:18 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?

This question, like the airplane/conveyor, seperates the real engineers from those that should not venture further than the drafting table.


Off the top of my head, I would say that the spokes coming from the point of rest (bottom) to the point of attachment (hub) are bearing the weight most (direct load force decreasing the farther the spoke is from that line).  However, all the spokes are sharing the load, because the rim's tendency otherwise would be to warp out of round, and they all act to counteract that tendency, which is also a result of the load.  They could all therefore be said to share in the burden.

What do I know, though, I quit school in 9th grade.  
1/26/2008 10:05:29 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So there was this airplane...

Seriously, though.

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?


You take the money to a bank?


Nope.

C'mon guys.  I heard this one on a Columbo episode, and spouted the answer in like 30 seconds.
1/26/2008 10:07:51 PM EDT
[#35]
I just heard this one 2 days ago.

You're in a room with 2 doors and 2 computers.

One door, when opened is instant death...the other door is freedom.

One computer always lies and the other computer always tells the truth.

You can only ask one question. What do you ask?


I don't know the answer and am not sure if the guy telling me this was bs'ing me or not. Has anyone heard this one before?

I assume the computers are not interconnected with the doors in any way.


any ideas?
1/26/2008 10:08:43 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?


Recalling how a rim and hub are laced, the top spokes are carrying the load.
1/26/2008 10:09:55 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
I just heard this one 2 days ago.

You're in a room with 2 doors and 2 computers.

One door, when opened is instant death...the other door is freedom.

One computer always lies and the other computer always tells the truth.

You can only ask one question. What do you ask?


I don't know the answer and am not sure if the guy telling me this was bs'ing me or not. Has anyone heard this one before?

I assume the computers are not interconnected with the doors in any way.


any ideas?



Don't you ask one computer what the other would say is the correct door?

(Someone else can figure out the exact logic. )


Didn't you see Labyrinth?
1/26/2008 10:14:25 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?


Recalling how a rim and hub are laced, the top spokes are carrying the load.


I still think there would be a 'push' on the bottom and a (resulting) 'pull' on the top, but that all of the spokes working together are what make it happen, so to speak, so that the push and pull do not 'collapse' on each other.  I could probably use more accurate words to describe this if I wasn't so lazy right now.
1/26/2008 10:17:16 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just heard this one 2 days ago.

You're in a room with 2 doors and 2 computers.

One door, when opened is instant death...the other door is freedom.

One computer always lies and the other computer always tells the truth.

You can only ask one question. What do you ask?


I don't know the answer and am not sure if the guy telling me this was bs'ing me or not. Has anyone heard this one before?

I assume the computers are not interconnected with the doors in any way.


any ideas?



Don't you ask one computer what the other would say is the correct door?

(Someone else can figure out the exact logic. )


Didn't you see Labyrinth?


Correct.

If the liar says that the other would say "That is not the right way," then it is, because he would be lying about what would otherwise be the truthful answer of the other.

If the truth-teller says that the other would say that is not the right way, then it is, because he would be telling the truth about the other's lie.

The converse is also true.

If you ask in the third person, you will always get the right answer.
1/26/2008 10:18:01 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
I still think there would be a 'push' on the bottom and a (resulting) 'pull' on the top, but that all of the spokes working together are what make it happen, so to speak, so that the push and pull do not 'collapse' on each other.  I could probably use more accurate words to describe this if I wasn't so lazy right now.


The few hubs I've laced, the spokes are tensioned by feeding them into hub, then using
the "T-nut" to tighten them against the rim.

If the hub wasn't there, the spokes would simply fall out of the rim - they are not attached in any way.
1/26/2008 10:21:09 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
So there was this airplane...

Seriously, though.

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?


You take the money to a bank?


Nope.

C'mon guys.  I heard this one on a Columbo episode, and spouted the answer in like 30 seconds.


Take 1 out of the first bag, 2 out of the second bag, 3 out of the third bag, 4 out of the fourth bag, 5 out of the fifth bag and put them all on the scale.  It should weigh 15, but one bag is counterfeit.  If it weighs 16 it's bag 1, if it weighs 17 it's bag two, 18 it's bag three, 19 it's bag 4 and 20 it's bag 5.
1/26/2008 10:21:33 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I still think there would be a 'push' on the bottom and a (resulting) 'pull' on the top, but that all of the spokes working together are what make it happen, so to speak, so that the push and pull do not 'collapse' on each other.  I could probably use more accurate words to describe this if I wasn't so lazy right now.


The few hubs I've laced, the spokes are tensioned by feeding them into hub, then using
the "T-nut" to tighten them against the rim.

If the hub wasn't there, the spokes would simply fall out of the rim - they are not attached in any way.


Ahh.  Now that I am forced to see it, I do.  Thanks.
1/26/2008 10:23:22 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
So there was this airplane...

Seriously, though.

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?


You take the money to a bank?


Nope.

C'mon guys.  I heard this one on a Columbo episode, and spouted the answer in like 30 seconds.


Take 1 out of the first bag, 2 out of the second bag, 3 out of the third bag, 4 out of the fourth bag, 5 out of the fifth bag and put them all on the scale.  It should weigh 15, but one bag is counterfeit.  If it weighs 16 it's bag 1, if it weighs 17 it's bag two, 18 it's bag three, 19 it's bag 4 and 20 it's bag 5.


You got the weights wrong, but the idea is correct.

Your weights would be right if the counterfeits were twice as heavy, but I said they were only an extra ounce heavy.

Minor detal.  Good work.
1/26/2008 10:27:03 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?
You got the weights wrong, but the idea is correct.

Your weights would be right if the counterfeits were twice as heavy, but I said they were only an extra ounce heavy.

Minor detal.  Good work.


Oh, you meant the bag is one ounce heavy instead of each coin being one ounce heavy.  
1/26/2008 10:28:19 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You have five bags full of ten gold coins.  Each coin weighs one ounce.  You have a postal scale, but can only use it once.  One of the bags has counterfeit coins, which weigh one ounce more than the real coins.

How do you find out which bag has the counterfeits?
You got the weights wrong, but the idea is correct.

Your weights would be right if the counterfeits were twice as heavy, but I said they were only an extra ounce heavy.

Minor detal.  Good work.


Oh, you meant the bag is one ounce heavy instead of each coin being one ounce heavy.  


Dangit, I meant to say gram in the OP.  Sorry.  Nevermind, I'm stupid.
1/27/2008 3:54:42 AM EDT
[#46]
If God can do anything, then how can He create an object so massive that He cannot move it?
1/27/2008 4:04:26 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?

This question, like the airplane/conveyor, seperates the real engineers from those that should not venture further than the drafting table.


Assuming that the spokes are of a small crossection, and cannot carry a load in compression with out deforming beyond usefulness,

The load will be carried by all of the spokes above the horizontal plane passing through the hub of the wheel, with all spoke forces being in tension.
1/27/2008 6:54:26 AM EDT
[#48]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?


OK, I'll answer it.  A previous poster had part of it.

One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other is just a plastic bag.
1/27/2008 8:16:51 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A bicycle wheel is built of a hub, a rim and an array of spokes, all pretensioned.

The load is applied to the hub from the weight of the bike and rider.  The rim supports the load only on the bottom, where the tire contacts the road/surface etc.

How do the spokes react to the load?  Is the load carried by increased tension of the top spokes?

This question, like the airplane/conveyor, seperates the real engineers from those that should not venture further than the drafting table.


Off the top of my head, I would say that the spokes coming from the point of rest (bottom) to the point of attachment (hub) are bearing the weight most (direct load force decreasing the farther the spoke is from that line).  However, all the spokes are sharing the load, because the rim's tendency otherwise would be to warp out of round, and they all act to counteract that tendency, which is also a result of the load.  They could all therefore be said to share in the burden.

What do I know, though, I quit school in 9th grade.  


Closest to reality.  SPokes are a pretensioned element in the structure.  The rim is under compression.  The reduction in the pretension on the bottom spokes carries 98% of the load.  The top spokes have no measurable increase in tension.  In fact, the spokes parallel to the ground increase tension more than the top.

Why?  The rim is very flexible in its loading.  But spokes?  Each one has between 80 and 150 pounds of tension.  Most modern wheels have about a 75% reduction in spoke tension when loaded.  As long as there is still a bit or remaining tension, the wheel stays true.

BTW, I build all my wheels.  My racing set is a featherweight 1290 grams for both, with rim strips.  They have over 20k miles on them, one trugin and one broke spoke...it was a manufacturing defect in the spoke.  Designed on SolidWorks, analyzed with ANSYS.  Tested with sweat.
1/27/2008 8:38:29 AM EDT
[#50]
I would have just stacked all three bags of gold on the scale and pulled them off one bag at a time subtracting from the total. When you get a bag that weighs more than it should you know that you have found your counterfeit.
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