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Posted: 11/3/2001 12:44:38 PM EDT

[#1]

You killed Ted, you Medieval dickweed!

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Posted: 11/3/2001 1:03:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Rambo to Murdock: "I'm coming to get you!"

Curly in City Slickers: "I crap bigger than you."

Posted: 11/3/2001 2:20:23 PM EDT

[#3]

[b]And this is my BOOMSTICK, you medieval morons!!![/b]

Ash, Army of Darkness

Another favorite,

[b]ah ah ah ah ah ahahahahahah, put in there...[/b] Any adult movie... [:D]

Kuiper

Posted: 11/3/2001 2:28:17 PM EDT

[#4]

"AM I NOT MERCIFUL" gladiator

Posted: 11/3/2001 2:46:28 PM EDT

[#5]

"Buzzards gotta eat same as worms"-Clint Eastwood

"Anybody I see, I'm gonna shoot. Anybody shoots at me, and I'm gonna shoot them....and their wife...and their dog...and all their friends...and burn down their house"-Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. One time I had a hill bombed. Afterwords I walked up the hill. Wasnt one damn dink body left. But that smell, that gasoline smell. It smelled like.......victory"Robert Duvall, Apocolypse Now(greatest movie ever)

"Never get off the boat!!!! Never get off the fuckin' boat!!!!!"-Chef,Apocolypse Now

"Does anybody know who these belong to?"-R Lee Ermey,(while holding two severed heads), Siege of Firebase Gloria

Could go on for hours but think I'll stop here

Posted: 11/3/2001 2:52:11 PM EDT

[#6]

Music: Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made for Walking."

The girl stops at JOKER's table.

HOOKER
Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?

JOKER
Not just this minute.

HOOKER
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me
love you long time. You party?

Posted: 11/3/2001 3:08:45 PM EDT

[#7]

That's a S&W [or Canadian AR-15]... and you've had your six.

Posted: 11/3/2001 3:38:52 PM EDT

[#8]

Charles Bronson in "Viva Villa", after shooting a fellow revolutionary..."Where are your manners, go outside to die".

John Wayne "True Grit" "I'll shoot the last man through the door, and we'll have 'em". "You'd shoot a man without fair warning?" "Well, it'll give 'em know we mean business".
And: "I aim to kill you in about one minute, Ned".

Jack Palance as "Stark Wilson" in "Shane" "Yep, Lee, Jackson, Davis, all them rebs...trash, all trash..........you too".

Gary Cooper to Walter Brennan in an OLD western:
"Ah'm comin' to get ya Judge". Brennan in a small voice: "Come a'shootin'".

True story: Judge sentencing Alferd Packer for canibalisim in California. "Packer you Son of a Bitch, there were only 3 Democrats in this county, and you 'et 2 of 'em".

Stacy Ketch as "Bad Bob" (the original Bad Bob, not that phoney from up around Waco) "Judge, A'm gonna rid Texas of yer shaddow".

George Gobbel on The Tonight Show: "Did you ever get the feeling the world was a tuxido, and you were a pair of brown shoes"?
And:
"Yes, I was a fighter pilot stationed in Oklahoma during WWII" "You may laugh, but I'll have you know, not ONE Japanese plane got past Tulsa".

True story from my home town: Judge: "Why did you empty the gun into him"? Defendent: "Well, every time he moved, I shot him, and everytime I shot him, he moved".

Posted: 11/3/2001 4:14:54 PM EDT

[#9]

Obi-wan to Darth Vader in Star Wars (Episode IV, 1977), right before Darth kills him:

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Posted: 11/3/2001 4:21:47 PM EDT

[#10]

If it bleeds, we can kill it. -Ahnold/Predator

Posted: 11/3/2001 4:23:31 PM EDT

[#11]

"I got 2 guns, one for each of ya" -- Tombstone, Doc Holiday when told he is so drunk he is seeing double.

Posted: 11/3/2001 4:36:36 PM EDT

[#12]

"I will kill them Sir"

- Kurt Russell, "Soldier"

Posted: 11/3/2001 5:33:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Josey Wales to store owner after killing two nasty scumbags who are raping an Indian woman in the back of a store "so you say those horses belong to them there pilgrims"

Posted: 11/3/2001 10:27:24 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
"If it makes you nervous, don't count 'em".

Errol Flynn to Ronald Reagan in a movie about John Brown......EF and RR are getting ready to fight some guys and Ron comments about how many there are. Cannot think of the name of this movie?..any help?

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The movie was Santa Fe Trail (1940).

As for a favorite movie line, this exchange is from the movie "The Long Kiss Goodnight":

Mitch Henessey (played by Samuel Jeckson): Jesus old man, how many of those things [guns] have you got?

Dr. Nathan Waldman (played by Brian Cox): Three; one shoulder, one hip and one right here next to Mr. Wally where most pat-downs never reveal it, as an agent's often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?

Henessey: Yeah. What's the weather like on your planet?

This movie is definitely one of my all-time favorite action flicks.

Posted: 11/3/2001 10:31:39 PM EDT

[#15]

Another great line:

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...heh, Oswald was a fag."

-McManus (Stephen Baldwin) in The Usual Suspects

Posted: 11/3/2001 10:42:19 PM EDT

[#16]

"AK-47, when you absolutely positively have to kill every mother fu**er in the room, accept no substitutes"-Pulp Fiction

"I've never seen so many dead hookers"-Dirty Work

"Any that disagrees,I'll show him the color of his guts"-Treasure Island(remake with Charlton Heston as Long John silver)

"I get to likin someone and they aint around for long" "I notice that when you get to dislikin someone they aint around for long neither"-Outlaw Josey Wales(Clint and Chief Dan George)

Chuck

Posted: 11/4/2001 2:24:54 AM EDT

[#17]

"I want to slip my tube steak into your sister." -- Matthew Modine as Joker in [i]Full Metal Jacket[/i]

Posted: 11/4/2001 2:37:34 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
"AK-47, when you absolutely positively have to kill every mother fu**er in the room, accept no substitutes"-Pulp Fiction

"I've never seen so many dead hookers"-Dirty Work

"Any that disagrees,I'll show him the color of his guts"-Treasure Island(remake with Charlton Heston as Long John silver)

"I get to likin someone and they aint around for long" "I notice that when you get to dislikin someone they aint around for long neither"-Outlaw Josey Wales(Clint and Chief Dan George)

Chuck

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300ydClean, it was in Jackie Brown, that AK47 line [;)]

Posted: 11/4/2001 2:50:58 AM EDT

[#19]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm aaaall out of bubble gum." -- Rowdy Roddy Piper, [u]They Live[/u]

"My fault, your fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off." -- John Wayne, [u]Big Jake[/u]

"Mandrake! In the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress, come here and feed me this belt, boy!" -- Sterling Hayden (Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper), [u]Dr. Strangelove[/u]

Posted: 11/4/2001 3:34:08 AM EDT

[#20]

"Were you born a fat,slimy,scumbag puke piece of shit Private Pile!,or did you have to work on it!!

(Hartman-FMJ

Posted: 11/4/2001 5:02:55 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Badges!?! We don't need no stinking badges!- Treasure Of The Sierra Madre.

And also from "BLAZING SADDLES" !

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Posted: 11/4/2001 5:14:34 AM EDT

[#22]

"We deal in lead Mister"

Steve McQueen in the Mag 7.

Posted: 11/4/2001 11:20:45 AM EDT

[#23]

"The trick William Potter is not minding that it hurts"

Lawrence Of Arabia

Jay
Arizona

Posted: 11/4/2001 11:28:34 AM EDT

[#24]

"Go loud"
Proof of Life

Posted: 11/4/2001 12:48:16 PM EDT

[#25]

"MiniMe! Stop humping the laser!" .... Dr.Evil

DaMan

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:13:08 PM EDT

[#26]

[b][i]"Oh, the Lord says I am gonna be all right.......but he's pretty sure your fucked"[/b][/i]

from Braveheart

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:17:23 PM EDT

[#27]

We're on a mission from God.

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:24:07 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"You gonna bark all day little dog or are you gonna bite?"

Mr. Blonde, Resevoir Dogs.

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The one above reminded me of the Pink Panter movie....

"Sir does your dog bite?"

"No"

Dog bites man.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite"

"That is not my dog".

[beer]

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And now Pink+Reservoir Dogs= this:

"How come I have to be Mr. Pink?"

"Because you're a FAGGOT! That's why!"

"How come we can't pick our own names? I'll be Mr. Purple? Yeah... I'm Mr. Purple"

"No Mr. Purple is a guy on another job".....

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:30:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Sorry about the misquote on the AK thing Tukka,I drank too much Nyquil.

Chuck

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:44:20 PM EDT

[#30]

"Shut that c#nt's mouth before I come over there and f&ck-start her head!" Way of the Gun

Posted: 11/5/2001 3:46:20 PM EDT

[#31]

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like 'honor, code, loyalty.' We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said, "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

Jack (the pinko) Nicholson
A FEW GOOD MEN

Posted: 11/5/2001 4:17:34 PM EDT

[#32]

(can't remember the name of the movie)

Man "there's been a mistake"

John Wayne "You made it"

Posted: 11/5/2001 5:01:22 PM EDT

[#33]

"There's something they can't get to, something inside, something they can't touch."

"What are you talking about?"

"Hope."

Shawshank Redemption

Not my favorite, but a good one. Just happened to see it the other day.

Posted: 11/5/2001 5:08:36 PM EDT

[#34]

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!!!"

-R Lee Ermy

Posted: 11/5/2001 5:31:24 PM EDT

[#35]

"Hand me my wallet its the one that says bad ass mother fucker on it"

Posted: 11/5/2001 5:40:01 PM EDT

[#36]

Did I fire five or did I fire six? Are you feeling lucky... Punk? (or words to that effect)

Dirty Harry, 1971

Bloody excellent movie!

I was 12 when I saw it the first time. It was winter at the Delou Theatre in Quill Lake, Saskatchewan (population 585. Known as Hunters Haven, near the Quill Lakes) on the frozen prairie wheatfields of western Canada.

1feral1
Sydney

Posted: 11/5/2001 6:04:43 PM EDT

[#37]

"Put down that damn camera or I'm not gonna' do ya' tonight" "Yes, ma'am".

From almost any home movie I have attempted to make.

[sex]

Posted: 11/5/2001 6:33:01 PM EDT

[#38]

"Valdez is Coming" (Burt Lancaster)

Bad Guy: "I'm Hit!"
Valdez: "what'd you expect, you wanna play with guns."
Bad Guy: I'm BLEEDING!"
Valdez: Wipe it off and try again!"

Lots of great dialog in this one.

Don in Ohio

Posted: 11/5/2001 7:30:40 PM EDT

[#39]

The Princess Bride, bed scene at end with Humperdink and Westley

"THAT is what to the pain means; it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing if freakish misery forever."

Evil Dead, Store scene at the end of General release...

"Lady, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

Pulf Fiction, Jules several times in the movie...

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you shall know that My NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!!!"
Chewie

Posted: 11/5/2001 7:31:35 PM EDT

[#40]

" Stay on Target " Starwars , pilot
" Game over man , Game over " Aliens
" Thats the spirit , keep em flying ,
The flags of discontent " Charleton Heston , Planet of the Apes
" Get your stinking paws off me , you damn dirty Apes . " Charleton Heston , see above .
" The Zeros wanna play now " Kirk douglas
In Harms Way
" Are you Homosexual ? No but were willing to learn . " Stripes , recruiter and Bill Murray
" Matt , wheres your crew ?
On the third planet .
There is no third planet .
Don't you think I know that ?,
There was but not any more . "
Capt Kirk to Commodore Decker
Star Trek ,The Doomsday Machine
My Fav episode .
" I don't recognize your Authority to Releive me " Decker to Spock , see above .

Posted: 11/5/2001 8:05:44 PM EDT

[#41]

"Aim small, miss small." Mel Gibson, [b]THE PATRIOT[/B]

Posted: 11/5/2001 8:18:41 PM EDT

[#42]

"Take your foot off the nigger."-Pulp Fiction

Now I'm not a racist. That line is just funny in the context of the scene.

Posted: 11/5/2001 8:19:15 PM EDT

[#43]

Goodbye Mr. Anderson.........
My Name....is........NEO!!!

Posted: 11/5/2001 8:22:02 PM EDT

[#44]

In keeping with my post in the ""Greatest Movie" thread:

"We are using cluster bombs because we are trying to kill people"

D. Rumsfelt to assinine reporter in "The End of Jihad"

Posted: 11/5/2001 8:46:25 PM EDT

[#45]

This one goes to eleven.

A deer has to be taken with one shot.

I can eat fifty eggs.

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress!

Never get off the boat. Stay on the fuckin boat.

You got girlfriend Viet Nam? Well, baby. Me so horny...

Why am I Mr. Pink?
Because you're a faggot!

Don't get me started! (hey, that's MY line!) [BD]

Posted: 11/5/2001 10:46:46 PM EDT

[#46]

"That John Denver's full of shit, man."-Dumb and Dumber

Posted: 11/5/2001 11:33:11 PM EDT

[#47]

L... l... lick my plate, you d... d... dogdick!

Texas Chainsaw Massacre II

Posted: 11/6/2001 12:18:11 AM EDT

[#48]

A few of my favourites...

"Get Off... the nuclear... warhead. NOW."
Armageddon, to COL Sharp to Rockhound, on the asteroid.

"Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking..."
Armageddon, Chick to Harry unloading the spare transmission

"Won't you PLEASE hold still? I just want to see what the INSIDE of your head looks like..."
Combat Robot in Dirty Pair comic series.

"You wanna go get drunk?"
"Sure."
"At least you still have some sense."
Outland-Dr. Lazarus and Marshal O'Neil

"Avoid the green ones - they're not ripe yet."
A Fish Called Wanda - Kevin Kline to aMichael Palin

"I said I didn't have a use for a pistol. I didn't say I COULDN'T use one..."
Quigley Down Under

"Rams plagued by fumbles as L.A. Rocked by earthquakes - film at 11."
Kentucky Fried Movie

"Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me..."
Somewhere In Time

"Do you think we should go easier on you just becuase you're female, Lt?"
"F*** You!"
"I'm SO glad we agree..."
G.I. Jane - Lt. O'Neil and Chief Uruguayle

FFZ