Posted: 1/19/2008 11:03:35 PM EDT
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Since joining ARFCOM, I've learned a couple things. Airsofters are ghey Chili doesn't have beans FUCK YOU AROCK Adobe Photoshop is the cause of 87% of the hilarity in the world. What are some great nuggets of wisdom you've picked up since you joined arfcom? ETA:post 333, i guess i'm only half evil |
He was a He's an enormous piece of rotten shit that even flies refuse to eat. Ohh yeah! FUCK YOU AROCK!!! |
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For post 3333 ------ I have learned on ARFcom : ...that I didnt have nearly enough ammo for the coming zombie wars. ...that its better to get both. ...that the first post at the top of a new page is a great accomplishment. ...that I should be weary of a man with a wheel barrel. ...that my gun collection should consist of no-more than a 10/22 and a 38 special...and anymore would only be lost in a canoe accident. ...that moderators will not come when called by their leader. ...that a bathtub has a true use in a tactical scenario and should be shared with a dog. ...that I should avoid headless geese named Broyhill. ...that a picture is worth a thousand posts. ...that no matter how hard I practice, a young girl can field strip it faster than me. ...that there are some sriously deranged people with large #s of weapons in America. ...that there is a small ARFcom-owned,Antarctic country I can seek refuge in. ...that FURRIES can indeed be a stimulating topic for conversation. ...that a thread can be a source of inspiration for masturbation. ...that if you get caught looting Heinikens during a disaster you will be the subject of many parodys and jokes. ...that the sound of a Maglight hitting a skull is a racial slur. ...that mentioning a food group could get your account locked. ...that poor spelling and grammar is in itself a subject of much grief for many. ...that there are many people with way too much free time on their hands. ...that whoever could market a tactical keyboard cover for the readers of GD would make a mint. ...that there is only one person in the thread that is professional enough. ...that mall security guards are highly trained spec-ops-ninja assassins and dont get nearly enough respect. ...that pie is good,expensive,bad,tasty,nasty and the source of many of mans woes. ...that if you can post a picture of it,you can base an entire thread upon it. ...that if you dont post a picture ,said thread is worthless. ...that if you can post a picture of you sticking it in her pooper...you are a god. ...that this site and its members are often imitated , never duplicated , thoroughly educated, frequently underated, easily instigated,creatively irritated,and from the opinions and knowledge generated I firmly believe this to be the best damned bunch of folks on the intraweb...anywhere !!!  In short....everything I ever needed to know in life I learned on ARFcom  
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What I have learned from reading Arfcom: 1. That if BS was a band this place would be 76 trombones 2. That 9mm may expand but .45 will not shrink 3. That the Box-O-Truth series is about as serious as many readers here get about science and research of issues (see global warming threads) 4. That a house made of ammo cans will survive TEOTWAWKI 5. That reason, logic and sanity have no place in GD or Ed's Bear Pit but everyone strives to find it, gets frustrated and spends 10 pages bashing the people for identifying that fact 6. That double entendre' as a sport is alive and well on the interweb and some of its most ardent advocates reside here! 7. That many readers have a fetish for SIIHPAPP but would never admit to it openly. 8. That Chuck Norris is a god but Squatdog can deliver a blow much more powerful if necessary! 9. That anyone who professes to be a SEAL, Army Ranger, Recon Marine or military hero probably isn't and anyone who says otherwise is itchin for a fight at the next gunshow near the Beanie Babies and jerky table! 10. That post count and erection size are inversely proportional! |
That cableguy221's avatar is one of the funniest Ive seen
well said....my wife was wondering why i was laughing so hard |
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You never had my chili at a blastfest at Buffalo range. Thats what I learned after reading your post. |
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I've learned: - that as a woman, I should not hang out in GD, but because I'm a masochist I do.. - I have DSL's - The "size of (my) bewbies doesen't matter, it's the roll of fat they are laying on that does.." - That the time I spend putting makeup on in the morning, and doing my hair is "polishing a turd.." - Asking if I m the only one who masturbates at work, or discussing it further can and will get a thread locked.. - said actions at work are hot and i should video, post pics or ban  |
RIP.