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1/16/2008 11:54:06 AM EDT
It's fuckin' funny!
1/16/2008 11:55:28 AM EDT
[#1]
Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in.

ETA: I collect Japanese robot toys. Some of the packaging has some amusing Engrish indeed.

-Mark
1/16/2008 11:56:49 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in.

-Mark


LOL! My sides hurt!
1/16/2008 11:57:53 AM EDT
[#3]
All your base are belong to us!
1/16/2008 11:58:21 AM EDT
[#4]
Engrish Rink
1/16/2008 12:00:16 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:02:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Here toy go.  You just can't see out the bun.
1/16/2008 12:03:17 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:03:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Looks like most of the "easy assembly" instructions I've ever read.
1/16/2008 12:05:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Doubletap.
1/16/2008 12:09:34 PM EDT
[#10]
www.engrish.com/

some parts may not be sfw
1/16/2008 12:11:58 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:19:30 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
All your base are belong to us!

Sombody set us up the bomb

1/16/2008 12:23:46 PM EDT
[#13]
It's funny, because all Arfcommers speak flawless Japanese (and also perfect grammar and spelling in English,too.)
1/16/2008 12:27:26 PM EDT
[#15]


Hello THE MUSHROOM



Lol WOT?



I finally understand what the underpants gnomes are getting at

Step 1:
Steal underpants

Step 2:
???

Step 3:
1/16/2008 12:28:02 PM EDT
[#16]
Mmmm-mmm Tasty!

1/16/2008 12:33:39 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:36:16 PM EDT
[#18]
I can has tag?
1/16/2008 12:45:31 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:51:14 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 12:59:51 PM EDT
[#21]
This is a scan from the instruction sheet of a model I built a couple of months ago...

Find the Engrish.  



1/16/2008 1:01:02 PM EDT
[#22]
In Japan, I remember seeing a food menu listing a mushroom hamburger listed as "Cow corpse with fungus"
1/16/2008 1:07:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Tag
1/16/2008 1:10:33 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
This is a scan from the instruction sheet of a model I built a couple of months ago...

Find the Engrish.  

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/Val.jpg



"Randing light". LOL
1/16/2008 1:11:13 PM EDT
[#25]
This is hilarious!

BigDozer66
1/16/2008 1:12:02 PM EDT
[#26]


BigDozer66
1/16/2008 1:14:59 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is a scan from the instruction sheet of a model I built a couple of months ago...

Find the Engrish.  

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/Val.jpg



"Randing light". LOL


Install the part K6 when you choose,
1/16/2008 1:25:14 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
It's funny, because all Arfcommers speak flawless Japanese (and also perfect grammar and spelling in English,too.)


And those of us that can't know better than to attempt to make clever Japanese sayings and use them to sell product.
It's not funny because it is bad, but because they are clueless enough to release it and think they have  good product.
1/16/2008 1:27:41 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's funny, because all Arfcommers speak flawless Japanese (and also perfect grammar and spelling in English,too.)


And those of us that can't know better than to attempt to make clever Japanese sayings and use them to sell product.
It's not funny because it is bad, but because they are clueless enough to release it and think they have  good product.


That's exactly it. I wouldn't put a Babelfished Japanese slogan on a product to make it look hip and cool, but the Japanese love to put mangled English slogans on things for exactly that reason. We're not making fun of the Japanese, or their grasp of the English language, just the silly product slogans.
1/16/2008 1:37:02 PM EDT
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1/16/2008 1:45:15 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This is a scan from the instruction sheet of a model I built a couple of months ago...

Find the Engrish.  

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/Val.jpg



"Randing light". LOL


the R and L mixup is common for a native japanese speaker because the japanese R sounds like an L.
1/16/2008 1:48:10 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's funny, because all Arfcommers speak flawless Japanese (and also perfect grammar and spelling in English,too.)


And those of us that can't know better than to attempt to make clever Japanese sayings and use them to sell product.
It's not funny because it is bad, but because they are clueless enough to release it and think they have  good product.


That's exactly it. I wouldn't put a Babelfished Japanese slogan on a product to make it look hip and cool, but the Japanese love to put mangled English slogans on things for exactly that reason. We're not making fun of the Japanese, or their grasp of the English language, just the silly product slogans.


thats because its not about whats being said, just that its english on it. the english on the product is a STYLE and what it says isnt necessarly important.


Q. Why do the Japanese try to use so much English if they can’t do it right?

A. Most of the Engrish found on Engrish.com is not an attempt to communicate - English is used as a design element in Japanese products and advertising to give them a modern look and feel (or just to "look cool"). There is often no attempt to try to get it right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population (= consumers) ever attempt to read the English design element in question (the girl wearing the “Spread Beaver” shirt for example, had no idea what it said until a foreigner pointed it out to her). There is therefore less emphasis on spell checking and grammatical accuracy (note: the same can be said for the addition of Japanese or Chinese characters to hats, shirts and tattoos found in the US or Europe).

Quite often it is easier to come up with English names than Japanese for a particular product. New products are brought to the marketplace in Japan more than anywhere else in the world and Japanese words and slogans quickly get used up. Japanese graphic designers will often tell you that English is widespread because the Japanese writing script (or scripts) limits their creativity - there are only so many ways to display their language, and only so many different types of fonts to use.

That said, in most instances Japanese companies do get it right and quite often consult a native English speaker for corrections.



edit: tehre is a website that makes fun of americans with really bad japanese and chinese tattoo's that make no sense.
1/16/2008 2:43:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Found in assembly instructions:

"Attatch part. Add screws. Screw it well."



The Ol' Crew Chief
1/16/2008 2:47:08 PM EDT
[#34]
My father Had a Nissan Stanza in the mid 80's, to defrost the back window you pushed the button marked "R/R DEF"
1/17/2008 7:38:33 AM EDT
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1/17/2008 7:52:09 AM EDT
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1/17/2008 9:01:04 AM EDT
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1/17/2008 9:14:48 AM EDT
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Who wants a snack?


1/17/2008 9:49:27 AM EDT
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BigDozer66
1/17/2008 10:05:27 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/Guns/POFLowerCalibep.jpg

BigDozer66


Where engrish?
1/17/2008 10:06:03 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/Guns/POFLowerCalibep.jpg

BigDozer66


Where engrish?


rook near de mag werr
1/17/2008 10:07:14 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/Guns/POFLowerCalibep.jpg

BigDozer66


Where engrish?


rook near de mag werr




Engrish = CALIBEP



BigDozer66
1/17/2008 10:10:19 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Who wants a snack?


photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=56428


This is my primary source of fuel.
1/17/2008 10:13:08 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/BigDozer66/Guns/POFLowerCalibep.jpg

BigDozer66


Where engrish?


rook near de mag werr




Engrish = CALIBEP



BigDozer66


Oh! Nowr I see Engrish!
1/17/2008 10:22:26 AM EDT
[#45]
best one

1/17/2008 2:07:28 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
This is a scan from the instruction sheet of a model I built a couple of months ago...

Find the Engrish.  

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/Val.jpg



Quick!  Turn on your Randing lights!