[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How Many Female Experts Here? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/31/2007 1:09:43 PM EDT
| seems as though a good amount of info is given to guys with relationship problems |
No expert, but I did marry a good woman. Her G-F's..... All over 36, never married, no children, still dating and demanding, like the 10th grade spring dance is right around the corner.... 
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| There is no such thing as an expert on women. They are all different just like we are all different. The best advice I can give is to not ask for advice but to go find the woman that is confusing you and try to understand her. Most just want empathy and not solutions when it comes to telling you their problems which is pretty much the complete opposite of what most guy's want. |
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Many women have told me that I understand women better than they understand themselves, which on one hand is saying quite a lot, and on the other hand, isn't saying much. Either way, lots of folks consider me to be pretty good at determining the root causes to most people's behaviors as well as being able to decipher different people's thought processes. If you have a question, fire away. If I can't answer it, someone can. -Troy |
Yep, I go for that hippie-dippie organic no-butter-added stuff too. But let's eat it out of the cardboard boxes that are labeled "Tons-O-Butter Movie-Style" and fool the guys. Meanwhile we'll serve them the extra-greasy stuff to keep them all domesticated and happy.  They don't even have a clue what they're getting into posting in a thread like this. |
been married 3x,,,pretty much an expert on what not to do.... seriously,,I knew a guy in Houston 20 years ago... one day he didn't show up for work, not like him, by the third day, I decided to check up on him I went to his house,,door was open a little, walked inside,there were dozens of books stacked around the front room and living room, medical journals, physc journals, and files stacked every were, I looked around and found him curled up in a fetal position in the living room  he was drooling, 3-4 days growth of beard, hair all spiked out, hands shaking, he had messed his pants,,horrible way to find a grown man in his late 20's total shock, when the ambulance came to pick him up I saw he was clutching a piece of paper in his hand, I took it and on it was written,, "Doug...before I black out again,,I need to tell you,,I did it , I figured out women,,all of em,,I have seen the end,,,,,none of us are safe,,, " and it stopped right there, all he could get out I guess before he blacked out ,,, He is still up in the North Texas State Mental Hospital, Vernon Unit...,still drooling and shitting his pants,,,never have found out what he learned...  a shame, real shame
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They just work hard at making things complicated. |
I have found that if you never call them back and blow them off, they try a lot harder. LOL Only problem is the ones that actually try harder are batshit crazy with daddy issues. But then again I'm not looking for a long term relationship right now so it works out. 
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You've noticed that too? WHY? It's not like you can be picky at 36. Clock is ticking, after all. |
If She Knew What She Wants by The Bangles If she knew what she wants (He'd be giving it to her.) If she knew what she needs (He could give her that too.) If she knew what she wants, (But he can't see through her.) If she knew what she wants He'd be giving it to her, Giving it to her. But she wants everything, (He can pretend to give her everything.) Or there's nothing she wants, (She don't want to sort it out.) He's crazy for this girl, (But she don't know what she's looking for.) If she knew what she wants, He'd be giving it to her, Giving it to her. I'd say Her values are corrupted, But she's open to change. Then one day she's satisfied, and The next I'll find her crying And it's nothing she can explain. If she knew what she wants (He'd be giving it to her.) If she knew what she needs (He could give her that too.) If she knew what she wants, (But he can't see through her.) If she knew what she wants He'd be giving it to her, Giving it to her. Some have a style That they work hard to refine So they walk a crooked line, But she won't understand Why anyone would have to try To walk a line when they could fly. No sense thinking I could rehabilitate her When she's fine, fine, fine. She's got so many ideas traveling around in her head, She doesn't need nothing from mine. If she knew what she wants (He'd be giving it to her.) If she knew what she needs (He could give her that too.) If she knew what she wants, (But he can't see through her.) If she knew what she wants He'd be giving it to her, Giving it to her. But she wants everything, (He can pretend to give her everything.) Or there's nothing she wants, (She don't want to sort it out.) He's crazy for this girl, (But she don't know what she's looking for.) If she knew what she wants, He'd be giving it to her, Giving it to her. -Troy |
I call it arrested development. They've been doing the same things for 18-20 years and I do not think they understand that it is insane to do the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Others might say they are partying like rock stars! |
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I am no expert but I have examined a few of them closely. They are similar in many ways to men in general appearance as they have 2 arms and 2 legs and a head but there all similarities cease. They seem to have much less body hair than men, they smell better and fill their houses with intricate handmade objects that serve no defensive purpose(wholly odd) They cry a lot and you dont even have to break their arm to get it to happen. Just telling them that their butt is large can elicit that response. Sometimes they become ferocious fo no reason whatsoever! Luckily this only happens a few days out of each month. It is still a medical mystery. They can be easily attracted by shiny objects and chocolate. Getting them to stay requires more though. You have to let them put their useless junk in your house and then you have to tell them they are pretty. If you do not do this they will take their junk to someone elses house along with about half of your stuff too. It is not all bad though. A lot of women like to touch you and make you feel really good to put you to sleep. Sometimes though if you do this you will have either a small man or another one of their species to take care of a few months later. If I missed anything I am sure the women here can fill in the blanks but I think I have it pretty well figured out. |
So what you're saying is the key to finding the right woman is compromise? RF |
Yup, on both sides. If both people are narcissistic, there is NO relationship. Of course there are other issues that can arise, like physical or emotional scars, but then these people should be getting professional help so that they can work through their personal demons and not be dating until they are well enough to interact with society at an adult level. |
